Banana With A Gun In It

[NC]

Slipstream's pointing a Banana at me, she sez it has a loaded gun in it. I don't want to make any sudden moves or look derectly her in the eye.
I don't know if she's joking or not, she is taller then me, so I can't really read her facial expressions as well as someone my height.
I plan to make a move sometime soon, but I am very unsure what the out come, could possibily be a bad one. There is a blanket on the floor. What if I throw that at her and try to make my escape?
No, I can't! She'll see it coming!
What if I use one of the kids as a human sheild? No! I can't! She could quite possibily get more agressive if I am seen holding one of her cubs. Plus They are so toot!

Maybe if I throw raspberry licorice at her and play a repeat of some form of DIY show.. The TV is so close, but so far away.

Anyway thanks Lena..

This is your fan club thread. :spudwave:

[madboy]

Slipstream's pointing a Banana at me, she sez it has a loaded gun in it.
I plan to make a move sometime soon, but I am very unsure what the out come, There is a blanket on the floor. What if I throw that at her She'll see it coming!
Maybe if I throw raspberry licorice at her and play a repeat of some form of DIY show.. The TV is so close, but so far away.I question whether I should be reading this stuff at work...

[vifferman]

Yaaaaay!!! for Lena. :2thumbsup


Now put the gun/banana down, and back away from the NC30 Chick....:calm:

[Riff Raff]

I just want to know what her demands are when she's pointing a banana at you???? :wari: :crazy:

[jrandom]

*I* just want to know how big Slipstream's banana is...

[Slipstream]

I just want to know what her demands are ...


This is an official "Demand Statement" from the banana weilder.


MY DEMANDS:

1. NC guarantee, to be at the Waikato Rally with me....to cause as much mischeif as last time :p
2. That she sings along with me to the song "Cotton Eye Joe"
3. That she name's her first born after me
4. That she doesn't stay to long or too far away from the KB action.
5. That she admits that SpongeBob is waaaaaaaay better than Patrick

These are my demands!
Banana shall be held to her head until demands are met, or the banana goes rotten....or if I can't hold up the banana anymore cos of my puny arm muscles.


BTW... My banana, is sooooooo big, it'd put SOME of you boys to shame :p

[Riff Raff]

Demands seem reasonable to me. NC you better just do as she says, otherwise I might point a cucumber at your head tomorrow night!

[Biff]

Somebody keep Slippie talking, I'm on the phone with the armed veggie and fruit police as we speak. They'll have the place surrounded with Egg Plant stun guns any minute now.

[Slipstream]

....I might point a cucumber at your head tomorrow night!

Riff, Riff, Riff. Don't you know fruit and vegetables don't make a good salad :nono:

Try a pineapple instead :yeah:

[bugjuice]

they have pepper grinders, and they're not afraid to use them!!

[Riff Raff]

Riff, Riff, Riff. Don't you know fruit and vegetables don't make a good salad :nono:
Try a pineapple instead :yeah:
What about a watermelon? I saw a HUGE one at one of the fruit stalls the other day.

[Slipstream]

What about a watermelon?

Sorrynomelon's :mellow:

[MrMelon]

:( :Pokey:

[Riff Raff]

Actually, as I will be endeavouring to travel light tomorrow, I think it may have to be a grape!

[Slipstream]

:( :Pokey:

Oh....er....right....
actually I was talking about watermelons....:confused:


....:eyepoke:

[Hitcher]

NC30, I extend the same advice to dealing with Slipstream as I do to riding in the Hutt Valley:

"Don't make eye contact. No sudden movements."

[Waylander]

Beware the tomato!!!!!! No one knows if it is a fruit or vegitable. And it doesn't taste good when splaterd across your face.:thud:

[Slipstream]

"Don't make eye contact. No sudden movements."

I saw that!!!

Who was that!!!

I know you're there!!!

I still have a banana hostage...I mean a hostage with a banana!

[Sparky Bills]

MMMMM BANANAS!!!
I might just have to make a Banana milkshake and sit in the sun!
Hey i gotta enjoy my last day of paradise! :banana: :apint:

[Riff Raff]

Hostage negotiater is on her way - will be there sometime tomorrow on trusty steed. Send in alcimahol to the hostage to help her endure this situation until I arrive....

[Sparky Bills]

Sorry! Ive already eaten the banana while Slipstream wasnt looking!
:wari: :wari: :banana: :banana: :wari:

Theres nothing to worry about folks!!!
Shes being contained!

[Riff Raff]

Sorry! Ive already eaten the banana while Slipstream wasnt looking!
:wari: :wari: :banana: :banana: :wari:

Theres nothing to worry about folks!!!
Shes being contained!
Damn, I was looking forward to heroically saving the day! You owe me a drink now for stealing my thunder!!! :apint:

[Waylander]

Damn, I was looking forward to heroically saving the day! You owe me a drink now for stealing my thunder!!! :apint:
Suggest you be carefull down there Riff else someone will have to swoop in and heroically save you from the bannana.:wari:

[Riff Raff]

Suggest you be carefull down there Riff else someone will have to swoop in and heroically save you from the bannana.:wari:
Ooooh, who will save me?

[Slipstream]

Ooooh, who will save me?


I will....
oh wait...
I'll be the one with the banana ....
another one.....
my first one got eaten while I wasn't looking :(

[ZorsT]

Im confused :confused:

[Riff Raff]

Im confused :confused:
Who isn't?

[Sparky Bills]

Since when is anyone sane?? :confused: :wacko: :baby: :eek5:

[Gen]

After all this I rather fancy a nice......ripe.......juicy.......sweet.......round ......orange :sunny:

[Sparky Bills]

After all this I rather fancy a nice......ripe.......juicy.......sweet.......round ......orange :sunny:


Sorry!
Ive eaten all of those too!!! :niceone:

[Coyote]

Sorry!
Ive eaten all of those too!!! :niceone:
Greedy pig :2thumbsup

[Sparky Bills]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!! :banana:

[Coyote]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!! :banana:
:yeah: :yeah:

[Joni]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!! :banana:

Too much fruit is not good for you.... :confused:

[StoneChucker]

This quite possibly could take the cake for the thread with the least "content" or most asinine...

I'm just making an observation, from an unbiased 3rd parties perspective.

[Sparky Bills]

Oh right!
I forgot!!!

Someone get me a double wooper with cheese!! STAT!!!!

[gav]

Hmnm, Banana in the title and no mention of Jim2, now I'm confused....
anyone want a beer? :apint:

[Sparky Bills]

Is that better Joni???
BK and a beer!
MMMMM BEER!
AND MMMMMMMMMM BURGER KING!!!

[Coyote]

This quite possibly could take the cake for the thread with the least "content" or most asinine...


And you say that if it were a bad thing?

[Joni]

anyone want a beer? :apint:

Yes please.....

:yeah:

[Coyote]

:yeah:
Ain't this the best emoticon ever? :yeah:

[Slipstream]

After all this I rather fancy a nice......ripe.......juicy.......sweet.......round ......orange :sunny:

can you get square ones? I mean, I know you can get sqaure watermelons, but oranges??

[Biff]

So when are we going to get around to talking motorbike generalities or start taking ecstasy and dancing? After all, we're all waffling in the General Bike Raver room.

I'll start you all off :banana:

[Joni]

Is that better Joni???
BK and a beer!
MMMMM BEER!
AND MMMMMMMMMM BURGER KING!!!


So so much better!!!!
:2thumbsup

:apint:

Now where the music?

:spudguita

[hXc]

Originally posted by alarumba
Ain't this the best emoticon ever? :yeah:

:yeah: Yes, I shall agree with that being the best emoticon ever...following very closely is :wari:

Anyways, about this banana situation. If you aren't careful then someone will get hurt and I don't think anyone wants that to happen especially when I'm around. I might very well have to get out the giant salmon of doom and slap all the culprates with it and nobody will survive that horrible form of torture :ar15: :ar15:

[Coyote]

Now where the music?

:spudguita
Time for some CHILDREN OF BODOM!!!! :headbang:

[StoneChucker]

Ok people, I'm sorry to say, by the looks and tone of this thread, AND the fact that noone else seems to notice (how simply silly it is, silly I tell you, just Silly!), I think that maybe there is nothing wrong with the NCEA system afterall! :lol:

hahahahahahahahaha :banana: :shake:

[Riff Raff]

This quite possibly could take the cake for the thread with the least "content" or most asinine...

Whadya mean - it has tension, it has drama, for Gods sake man, it has a hostage situation and a daring rescue - and to top it all off, it has a banana. :shake: :banana: :wari:

[Skunk]

Whadya mean - it has tension, it has drama, for Gods sake man, it has a hostage situation and a daring rescue - and to top it all off, it has a banana. :shake: :banana: :wari:Is the banana of an EU approved shape?

[hXc]

Whadya mean - it has tension, it has drama, for Gods sake man, it has a hostage situation and a daring rescue - and to top it all off, it has a banana. :shake: :banana: :wari:

And the giant salmon of doom waiting on the sideline to be used with brutal force behind it.

[MacD]

Now where the music?

:spudguita

Bananarama anybody!? (http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~macc/bananarama.avi)

:wari: :wari: :wari: :wari:

[XTC]

Mmmmm a typical case of banana envy if ever I've seen one..... :wari:

[hXc]

Mmmmm a typical case of banana envy if ever I've seen one..... :wari:

Quit it with the bananas dude. I'm getting dizzy :shake: :yeah: :yeah:

[gav]

The salmon of doom? Now thats abit fishy......

[hXc]

The salmon of doom? Now thats abit fishy......

Yeah I think it could be a bit fishy too :niceone: :2thumbsup

[hobdar]

Is the banana of an EU approved shape?

Yup it has a bend in it...... :spudwhat:

[Gen]

Whadya mean - it has tension, it has drama, for Gods sake man, it has a hostage situation and a daring rescue - and to top it all off, it has a banana. :shake: :banana: :wari:


Dear god, will someone please think of the oranges! :confused:

[hXc]

Dear god, will someone please think of the oranges! :confused:

Oranges are good but Orangina is way better. Mmmm *drools*

[SPORK]

Oranges are good but Orangina is way better. Mmmm *drools*
I have a couple of good mandarines at the moment, i think i'll go grab one...

[Hitcher]

Yup it has a bend in it...
Did it come straight from Equador?

[magnum]

is the banana alright?mines got a bend in it to[the banana :cool: ]

[Slipstream]

...I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts..deedly de de...big ones small ones...some the size of your head...

[Hitcher]

...I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts..deedly de de...big ones small ones...some the size of your head...
You give them a twist and a flick of your wrist??

[Posh Tourer :P]

*I* just want to know how big Slipstream's banana is...

You would, wouldnt you....

[Sniper]

So very confused, besides, where is NC 30 anyway?

[Sniper]

is the banana alright?mines got a bend in it to[the banana :cool: ]

I think someone is sharing a bit much :niceone:

[hXc]

You give them a twist and a flick of your wrist??

That's what the showman said!