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T.W.R

1st January 2009, 11:31

Hey 84% for the carrot top... all the ginger nut hassling and deep down you people actually like the gingers of this world aye :doh:

lols yeah :nya:

http://www.esnips.com/doc/60c40ae4-4237-41e1-a222-de7c7b64161d/Hale-and-Pace---Its-Utterly,-Utterly-Rotten-to-be-Ginger-(music-vid)

Rashika

1st January 2009, 11:45

I'm praying for brunette... I really dont know if the world is ready for another Ginga Dangerous junior. :msn-wink:

MVnut

1st January 2009, 12:03

and if the little one's hair is not ginga will D keep his/her head shaved to keep us all guessing???

FJRider

1st January 2009, 12:13

and if the little one's hair is not ginga will D keep his/her head shaved to keep us all guessing???

This is KB. We all have ideas and opinions... we've never let facts get in the way before...

paturoa

1st January 2009, 12:17

I'm praying for brunette... I really dont know if the world is ready for another Ginga Dangerous junior. :msn-wink:

Not sure it was ready for the first one.....

Hitcher

1st January 2009, 12:38

Do not speak ill of the ginga. Their revenge is most fearful.

MotoRad-ical

1st January 2009, 17:59

Have mummy and daddy got a name for the wee buba?
I think this thread could be stretched as far as baby names any ideas?

Buelis guzzis?
Rashika dangerous dawson?
Paul?
Bill?

scumdog

1st January 2009, 18:05

Have mummy and daddy got a name for the wee buba?
I think this thread could be stretched as far as baby names any ideas?

Buelis guzzis?
Rashika dangerous dawson?
Paul?
Bill?

Scummies suave and sweet satanic sandy-skulled spawn sired on Sunday??????

Just kidding!!

FJRider

1st January 2009, 18:28

Scummies suave and sweet satanic sandy-skulled spawn sired on Sunday??????

These voices you keep hearing...:eek5:

timg

1st January 2009, 18:38

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Nice one FQ :clap: ..... but a Gingerling can only be ginger

doc

1st January 2009, 19:14

[QUOTE=scumdog;1870610]Meh if the kids unlucky it'll be a ginga.:dodge:/QUOTE]

And wots unlucky bout being a Ginga ????? Huh. I want yor badge no

Rashika

1st January 2009, 19:49

ahhhhhhhh, now THATS a cute ginga! :niceone:

McWild

1st January 2009, 19:54

Ginga all the way!
Nothing quite like that plume of orange sticking out the back of a helmet, warning all that follow that they're messing with a nation should they play up....

Hitcher

1st January 2009, 19:57

It has been some years since one had a "plume of orange", but the sentiment is well expressed.

doc

1st January 2009, 20:12

ahhhhhhhh, now THATS a cute ginga! :niceone:

Wasn't so cute when I found she left a floater in the bucket. :nono:

dangerous

15th January 2009, 20:18

Well... ya got till 1pm 4th Feb to get ya bets in people, shits about to go down :whistle:

scumdog

15th January 2009, 20:27

Well... ya got till 1pm 4th Feb to get ya bets in people, shits aboiut to go down :whistle:

Ya mean 'the kid' will be born before MY birthday??

Will that mean 'the kid' will be older than me???:confused::shit:

miSTa

16th January 2009, 16:48

I'm praying for brunette... I really dont know if the world is ready for another Ginga Dangerous junior. :msn-wink:
Brunette? You'll be lucky! The world will never be ready for a D junior!

Enjoy your baby shower tomorrow G. :hug:

Well... ya got till 1pm 4th Feb to get ya bets in people, shits aboiut to go down :whistle:
Tis a bugger when you know the date, time, and delivery method. Still these things happen. And sonny, you won't know what's hit you! :lol:

miSTa

16th January 2009, 16:55

Ya mean 'the kid' will be born before MY birthday??

Will that mean 'the kid' will be older than me???:confused::shit:
Nobody can be as old you! :bleh:

MSTRS

16th January 2009, 17:13

Well... ya got till 1pm 4th Feb to get ya bets in people, shits aboiut to go down :whistle:

That's hXc's hatching day - good company to be in...

_Shrek_

23rd January 2009, 22:22

:baby: was born this evening, boy both doing well have no idea of weight etc, I don't think D has come out of orbit yet :laugh:

concrats to you both :jerry: :corn: :baby:

Dean

23rd January 2009, 22:36

a ginga ninja , ginger,carrot top,morange,wooohhoooo i voted .................................................. .................................................. ............brunette...

dangerous

23rd January 2009, 22:49

:baby: was born this evening, boy both doing well have no idea of weight etc, I don't think D has come out of orbit yet :laugh:

concrats to you both :jerry: :corn: :baby:

Thanks man... ohh but hey i was the chilled out dude aye, chatting up the nurses, gee the midwifes are young these days LOL...

OHHHH HEY... and the winners are
:first: Bent51, dangerous, inlinefour, letard, noobi, paturoa, vtec :first:Pic is 2hrs old

JMemonic

24th January 2009, 06:13

chatting up the nurses, gee the midwifes are young these days LOL...

lol hmm your good lady has just given birth to your child and you are chatting up the midwifes oh no, oh they arnt getting young you are getting ......

Congratulations both, I am sure by the end of today Rashika will be telling all the inward bound visitor to leave politely :).

Trudes

24th January 2009, 06:33

Congrats to you both!!!:woohoo:
Welcome to the world cute wee bubs, if your dad gives you any crap kick him in the nads, then you might get to be an only child!!!;)
Well done guys!:)

T.W.R

24th January 2009, 06:39

:2thumbsup Congratulations!

Best wishes to you all and brightest of futures to the young nipper :yes:

dangerous

24th January 2009, 08:56

if your dad gives you any crap kick him in the nads, then you might get to be an only child!!!;)
Father like son :niceone:

Dad asked Toren "what sorta bike ya want mate? Toren replys... " a forward control with wide bars dad" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo :bleh:

imdying

24th January 2009, 09:04

Heh cool pics, congratulations :yes:

far queue

24th January 2009, 10:40

Well done. Congrats to mum and dad, your world just changed, so welcome to your new life :2thumbsup
And congrats to the little fella for winning the lottery and not being a ginga :sweatdrop

Xaria

24th January 2009, 10:51

Congrats to you both

notme

24th January 2009, 13:18

Congrats again bro - and btw the alternative Akaroa GP was awesome today, arseloads of pegscraping fun and all at under the speed limit :-) :Police:

Number One

24th January 2009, 13:35

Congrats guys :sunny: welcome little dude :niceone:

Skyryder

24th January 2009, 17:59

May your wee man live long and prosper

Skyryder

chanceyy

24th January 2009, 18:08

Congrats to you both :wari: .. kids grow up so darn fast he will be on the bike soon enough :lol:

G being that he looks so cute I guess he takes after you hon :) :clap:

doc

24th January 2009, 18:56

Congrats mate, bet you found it hard work . Your jobs done now. Suppose your looking forward to all that time to yourself in the shed with the buckets.

:doctor:

Trumpess

24th January 2009, 18:56

:niceone: What wonderful news ... Congrats to you both!
Now life begins :eek5:

Skunk Control

24th January 2009, 20:23

Congratulations guys :2thumbsup, well done. Hay D when you come out of orbit can we get some details? :whistle:

dangerous

24th January 2009, 20:48

Congratulations guys :2thumbsup, well done. Hay D when you come out of orbit can we get some details? :whistle: OK

umm due to the wee shit being upside down and his arse being stuck in R's pelvis his due date 11 Feb was brought forward to 4th Feb with a C section... but he'd had enough I say and wanted to see what all the fuss out side was about and where the smell of race gas keeps comming from so R's waters broke at work, and by the time we got to hospital
(knowing a pussy birth couldent happen) she was 3cm dilated (his arse was hanging out her fanny) so into OPs and 10min later... bingo, 30mins later and the train wreck was stiched up.

other than that,
1 day old
dark hair
caucasian
no teath
8.2lb
did the hugest black as sticky tar molasses poo today
ball bags way big... think thats all... OHHHH names Toren which is caltic for cheif of the hill.

chanceyy

24th January 2009, 21:02

:clap: just thinking that when G gets home & reads that post your gonna be in hospital :rofl:

but just brilliant :yes: Neat name btw :D

Paul in NZ

24th January 2009, 21:33

Wowsers

Congrats to you BOTH!!!!!

Goblin

24th January 2009, 21:58

OK

umm due to the wee shit being upside down and his arse being stuck in R's pelvis his due date 11 Feb was brought forward to 4th Feb with a C section... but he'd had enough I say and wanted to see what all the fuss out side was about and where the smell of race gas keeps comming from so R's waters broke at work, and by the time we got to hospital
(knowing a pussy birth couldent happen) she was 3cm dilated (his arse was hanging out her fanny) so into OPs and 10min later... bingo, 30mins later and the train wreck was stiched up.

other than that,
1 day old
dark hair
caucasian
no teath
8.2lb
did the hugest black as sticky tar molasses poo today
ball bags way big... think thats all... OHHHH names Toren which is caltic for cheif of the hill.You have such a way with words D!

Congrats to you both.:clap:

Dont worry too much about the ball bag, it's just the hormones.

Now the fun begins! All the best to you three. :sunny:

MVnut

24th January 2009, 22:02

Wowsers

Congrats to you BOTH!!!!!

Like the man said Congrats :clap:..... so you up for a ride tomorrow D ? :dodge:

Number One

25th January 2009, 07:36

Fark you crack me up D

...knowing a pussy birth...arse hanging out her fanny...dilated...train wreck stitched up...:blink:

Your way with words is like music...and I am sure all those expectant first time moms out there reading this thread are feeling much much better about their impending labours :lol:

:jerry:

Love the name btw - very good MANs name :yes:

nudemetalz

25th January 2009, 08:41

Awesome dude, another Guzzi rider into this world :scooter:

dangerous

25th January 2009, 08:45

Dont worry too much about the ball bag, it's just the hormones.
You mean it will shrink? mine never :lol:

..... so you up for a ride tomorrow D ? :dodge:
get me out a here :apint:

Pussy

25th January 2009, 08:45

Impressive gonads, Dangerous! (genetic thing, is it? :) )
All the best to you three!

Goblin

25th January 2009, 09:13

You mean it will shrink? mine never :lol:

get me out a here :apint:Yee Gods! So that's why you walk funny.:blink: Duffel bags.

There'll be no time for riding now. G will need all the help around the house she can get. Hope she has a comfy chair for feeding and her nipples are up to the task. Did you remember the schotchbrite?

nudemetalz

25th January 2009, 09:47

You mean it will shrink? mine never :lol:

If that's the case, then I reckon ya 'nads must get a little cooked resting on top of the Guzzi tappet covers.... :lol:

SDU

25th January 2009, 21:14

alley cat

26th January 2009, 07:09

:banana::banana::banana::banana:
Woohoo well done, Best vibes coming your way Toren for a long happy life life.xxx

Nasty

26th January 2009, 07:31

Congrats guys that is fantastic .... now for the hard stuff!

phoenixgtr

26th January 2009, 08:20

Congrats D & G. Best of luck with the wee fella :pinch:

laRIKin

26th January 2009, 08:57

Congrats to both off you:apint:
Hope Toren stays healthy & grows into a great guzzi rider :2thumbsup

When does the new Mum get to leave hospital?

Lucky for you shes going to need a bit off help when she comes out, otherwise you might be eating hospital food for a while yourself after your comments.

Congrats from me as well of course.

And may he be as well behaved as you were.:corn:

And I'm looking for that loud trumpet and drum set for his birthday.:devil2:

Pussy

26th January 2009, 09:00

And I'm looking for that loud trumpet and drum set for his birthday.:devil2:

Whatever you do... don't forget the dirty big packet of chocolate biscuits, too!

Riff Raff

26th January 2009, 11:23

Huge congratulations D & G. Thank goodness he's got his mums good looks. Let the good times roll :niceone:

scumdog

26th January 2009, 17:16

Father like son :niceone:

Dad asked Toren "what sorta bike ya want mate? Toren replys... " a forward control with wide bars dad" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo :bleh:

And tassles.

I've seen the nipper, looks like a tassles man I reckon - with 'nads like that he'd have to be, hung like a boar he is!

BBzz

26th January 2009, 18:41

Congratulations :clap:

And Welcome to the world Toren chief of the hill

.

fireliv

26th January 2009, 19:46

Congrats!!!! Awesome news please pass the congrats on to G as well!

Really like the name awesome choice!

dangerous

26th January 2009, 21:36

When does the new Mum get to leave hospital? tomorow with any luck, she would have been out on her ear yesterday if they were busy and the sprog wasent loosing weight.

oldrider

26th January 2009, 22:45

Congratulations D and G fantastic news. Cheers, Pip and John.

normajeane

27th January 2009, 11:19

Sounds like the little fellow has just stepped in the front door and sorting out his space. Wonder what the animals are doing...:oi-grr::pinch::hug:

Rashika

27th January 2009, 13:14

:clap: just thinking that when G gets home & reads that post your gonna be in hospital :rofl:

but just brilliant :yes: Neat name btw :D

Just letting you all know i am now home for the horrispital, and D is heading there! :shutup:

nah not really cos he will be required around here for a few days... hehe I guess woodstock is out sunshine! Thats probably fitting punishment for the rather interesting description of the birth. Tho it was pretty much like that without the oh so graphic descriptions.
Waters broke 2pm while at work (I didn't even get ONE day off! Sheesh...)
so back home to check with my backup midwife (I had just meet for the first time 2 days earlier) cos the main one is on holiday and pretty much straight into hospital.
Did a check as we got there to find I was already 3cms dilated, and with moderate contractions happening but had to wait till my lunch had gone thru (how was I do know i was having a baby that day??!) before we could have the CS. So technically sorta an emergency CS but not really as we knew it was happening and had time to get things sorted.
7.32 the wee non ginga was born and i have some rather interesting photos of it all, amazing how breech babies come out.
And home today 4 days later, I'm feeling sweet and baby is doing well.

Thanks for all your thoughts and comments, and please dont make me laugh anymore cos ma tummy is still a wee bit sore! :rockon:

Number One

27th January 2009, 19:07

i have some rather interesting photos of it all, amazing how breech babies come out.

Pics or it didn't happen :shifty: :laugh:

Just kidding...no really!!! NO REALLY! :lol:

helenoftroy

27th January 2009, 20:04

Just letting you all know i am now home for the horrispital, and D is heading there! :shutup:

nah not really cos he will be required around here for a few days... hehe I guess woodstock is out sunshine! Thats probably fitting punishment for the rather interesting description of the birth. Tho it was pretty much like that without the oh so graphic descriptions.
Waters broke 2pm while at work (I didn't even get ONE day off! Sheesh...)
so back home to check with my backup midwife (I had just meet for the first time 2 days earlier) cos the main one is on holiday and pretty much straight into hospital.
Did a check as we got there to find I was already 3cms dilated, and with moderate contractions happening but had to wait till my lunch had gone thru (how was I do know i was having a baby that day??!) before we could have the CS. So technically sorta an emergency CS but not really as we knew it was happening and had time to get things sorted.
7.32 the wee non ginga was born and i have some rather interesting photos of it all, amazing how breech babies come out.
And home today 4 days later, I'm feeling sweet and baby is doing well.

Thanks for all your thoughts and comments, and please dont make me laugh anymore cos ma tummy is still a wee bit sore! :rockon:

Great that your home and all is OK,Toren is a great name!!:woohoo:
You have to admit no-one can say it like D!!:sick:

The miracle of new life is an amazing thing:wari:

dangerous

27th January 2009, 20:11

amazing how breech babies come out. hey your telling me poor wee fuker was like a rag doll.

Pics or it didn't happen :shifty: :laugh:

Just kidding...no really!!! NO REALLY! :lol: OHHHH it happened all right :whistle:

scumdog

27th January 2009, 21:14

hey your telling me poor wee fuker was like a rag doll.

OHHHH it happened all right :whistle:

And once upon a time a long,long time ago a certain ginga arrived - nay was inflicted - on the world in a similar fashion.;)

oldrider

27th January 2009, 23:39

And once upon a time a long,long time ago a certain ginga arrived - nay was inflicted - on the world in a similar fashion.;)

Really?

I heard on (good authority) that he just hatched in the hot sun :sunny: and started squawking! "where's me bike" "where's me bike" :ride: John.

ManDownUnder

27th January 2009, 23:48

hey your telling me poor wee fuker was like a rag doll.

OHHHH it happened all right :whistle:

Bloody mean isn't it? Poor wee soul conceived, embarks on the 9 month journey of development, kicks and wriggles warm, dark, listening to Mum's heartbeat and the coursing blood...

and in an instant...

no heartbeat anymore... no comfortable cocoon supporting him... but the worst part ... THAT LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who the hell came up with that idea? It's not just any light - that thing is a broad beam LASER!

Oh - and congrats... again... :)

dangerous

28th January 2009, 09:41

yeah he handled it bloody well actually... so did I :2thumbsup

xknuts

16th February 2009, 19:54

Congrats G & D,
ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cute as a button. :sleep:

dangerous

28th May 2009, 19:28

4 months down the track, and look at that a wee KB aholic... duno if thats a good or bad thing tho :Punk:

Ghost_Bullet

28th May 2009, 19:29

Good work, what is his user name on KB??

dangerous

28th May 2009, 20:46

Good work, what is his user name on KB??
Ohhh My bad, that pic was taken as he checked some porn out... look closely at the pic.. hehe see the drible :shifty: father like son

scumdog

28th May 2009, 22:26

Probably typing more sense than you, that's for sure!!:bleh::dodge:

miSTa

29th May 2009, 07:51

Ohhh My bad, that pic was taken as he checked some porn out... look closely at the pic.. hehe see the drible :shifty: father like son
Not quite; he's much better looking! ;)

alley cat

29th May 2009, 07:53

Good on ya guys, hes really beautiful in a boy way:love:

Rashika

29th May 2009, 07:57

Not quite; he's much better looking! ;)

why thank you!

And i think he is perfectly happy with the set of boobs he gets to look at most of the day. :Punk:

Str8 Jacket

29th May 2009, 07:59

why thank you!

And i think he is perfectly happy with the set of boobs he gets to look at most of the day. :Punk:

Congrats chick, he's gorgeous! :D

chanceyy

29th May 2009, 08:17

what a total cutie G & D ...

hmmm so he is a ginga with his mothers goregous personality huh :whistle:

lol G about ya boobs

dangerous

29th May 2009, 18:15

what a total cutie G & D ...

hmmm so he is a ginga with his mothers goregous personality huh :whistle:

lol G about ya boobs NA... the world was saved he no ginger nut <_<

chanceyy

29th May 2009, 18:36

NA... the world was saved he no ginger nut <_<

:sweatdrop thank gawd for small mercies :nya:

and he is even more cute then :lol:

dangerous

23rd November 2009, 17:31

What will Dangerous's kid be? Brunette, Blonde, or god forgive - Ginga?
hahaha... ahh yes, not a bad thread and poll... but far que me... if it aint time for another poll :whistle:

far queue

23rd November 2009, 17:37

You dirty old man, you haven't done it to her again have you :oi-grr:

wbks

23rd November 2009, 17:46

Meh if the kids unlucky it'll be a ginga...with all the attributes THAT brings...:dodge:

On the other hand if the kid is LUCKY it will have it's mother looks...:whistle:Unlucky? Have you ever noticed that gingers are all either smart or very good athletes/sportsmen?:wacko: I refer you to Ricky Carmichael, half the track runners in the country, and wayyyy too many math related uni-entrants world over:lol:

neels

23rd November 2009, 17:47

hahaha... ahh yes, not a bad thread and poll... but far que me... if it aint time for another poll :whistle:
Good effort, now that you've figured out how it's done there's no stopping you :whistle: Came home yesterday to an email telling us the news, didn't have the heart to let them know we'd already heard at a bike rally :cool:

chanceyy

23rd November 2009, 17:50

:gob: but D did you not learn how babies are made last time :blip: :dodge:

congrats if I read that correctly :clap: :2thumbsup

Trudes

23rd November 2009, 18:00

Bloody rabbits!
Congrats guys!:niceone:

dangerous

24th April 2010, 08:33

round Two... DING DING... 9 pound 1, includes the nads, out the sunroof and all doing fine...

paturoa

24th April 2010, 08:40

Wow, well done again.

Photos or it didn't happen.

Goblin

24th April 2010, 09:13

round Two... DING DING... 9 pound 1, includes the nads, out the sunroof and all doing fine...Wooohoooo! What a whopper!
Congrats you two! Well done Rashika. :sunny::sunny:

F5 Dave

24th April 2010, 09:47

Congrats D & R.

scumdog

24th April 2010, 09:47

Shee-it, you'll be needing a shopping trolley for a pram to carry that bugger around! :apumpin::blink:

Well done guys, - wotchoo goinna name hime eh?:wait:

Genie

24th April 2010, 10:02

congrats to you all, weeee, another handsome son.

onearmedbandit

24th April 2010, 10:08

Congrats guys!

Ghost_Bullet

24th April 2010, 10:20

Big ups to ya all, Awesome news.

dangerous

24th April 2010, 13:00

Photos or it didn't happen. you sure you want that after my last pics and description...

wotchoo goinna name hime eh?:wait: Tom.. what ya reckon? has a certain scummy tone to it aye ;)

! Well done Rashika. :sunny::sunny: yeah fark yeah mount Rashika peaked at the max ready to blow withen 2hours from the 1st treamer, this time she got to push... for over an hour, no drugs, wee prick was jamed in real good... soooooooo on the bench a needle here needle there, chop, slice, stab, reach in the new sunroof and drag the fella out kicking n screaming. very brused sweed from being ramed into a hole he wont ever gona fit through but that will clear up... so there ya have it, Cearnaigh (caltic for victourious)

scumdog

24th April 2010, 13:12

Cool name, nice to see he ain't burdened with Tarquind, Jaydon, Kadin and other trendy names that date so quickly!

And you won't have to worry about his last name when labelling his school gear 'cos I doubt there will be another Cearnaigh at his school!i

BEAMER89

24th April 2010, 13:34

Hi D & G
Congrats on the new arrival guys.
Have to catch up sometime.
Cheers Graham

Trudes

24th April 2010, 14:04

:woohoo: Congrats guys!!

KiwiPhoenix

24th April 2010, 19:54

Big congrats guys! Can't wait to meet the wee fella! xox

chiefofthehill

24th April 2010, 19:57

Yeah how cools that... go M&D, but hey... whats the result re the poll this time around? can not believe no one has actually asked, I know and I bet you will never guess ;)

chanceyy

24th April 2010, 21:34

blardy awesome news D & G - wow thats a bonny boy who will only get bigger n bigger

so what does big brother think of the addtion ?

congrats

JMemonic

24th April 2010, 22:41

Congrats to you both.

dangerous

25th April 2010, 08:04

so what does big brother think of the addtion ? interesting that you ask that... hes snobing mum, turns away wont take food from and gives the new one a sad shit eye LOL

whats the result re the poll this time around? can not believe no one has actually asked, I know and I bet you will never guess ;)
well the winners are.............. AllanB, EJK, FJRider, Jerry74, nadroj, Skunk yip strange but true hes, BLONDE