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beyond
6th January 2009, 08:48
It's finally up. Not as refined as I would have liked.
It's a comedy, pisstake, tongue in cheek video.
I had a laugh making it so I hope you enjoy watching it.
The watch it in high res option works a treat.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyGEc18ybY

Oh, I threw in a few clips just for Katman and Dipshit as I don't want them missing out on a chance to have a crack.

Katman
6th January 2009, 08:56
Total cringefest.




Now, regarding the riding display.........

Did you see the arrows (or even know what they meant) that indicated that the opposing traffic had right of way at the single lane road works?

TOTO
6th January 2009, 09:01
HAhahahahah

Lol at the "Getting ready for a ride" where you put your leathers on.

It will be funny to get 10 people doing it at the same time - coz I bet we all look exactly the same :killingme

Great Vid :niceone:


OMG - the tank-slapper -:lol:

enigma51
6th January 2009, 09:01
It's finally up. Not as refined as I would have liked.
It's a comedy, pisstake, tongue in cheek video.
I had a laugh making it so I hope you enjoy watching it.
The watch it in high res option works a treat.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyGEc18ybY

Oh, I threw in a few clips just for Katman and Dipshit as I don't want them missing out on a chance to have a crack.

Thats some dangerous shit you did there :spanking:


Im sure katman and his lovers will come up with some abusive

saul
6th January 2009, 09:03
It's finally up. Not as refined as I would have liked.
It's a comedy, pisstake, tongue in cheek video.
I had a laugh making it so I hope you enjoy watching it.
The watch it in high res option works a treat.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyGEc18ybY

Oh, I threw in a few clips just for Katman and Dipshit as I don't want them missing out on a chance to have a crack.

OK so I watched it:laugh: you silly man :niceone:

Can I do a vid with you?

enigma51
6th January 2009, 09:05
OK so I watched it:laugh: you silly man :niceone:

Can I do a vid with you?
Holy crap :dodge: I smell porridge

wbks
6th January 2009, 09:06
Can I do a vid with you?One wonders if this really relates to motorcycles...

racerhead
6th January 2009, 09:14
:clap:

Top watch man :niceone:

325rocket
6th January 2009, 09:18
hahaha classic

PirateJafa
6th January 2009, 09:30
Mediocre riding, but what I want to know is how the hang have you mounted your camera? That's shaking all over the bloody show.

beyond
6th January 2009, 17:50
Can I do a vid with you?

Anytime mate :)

beyond
6th January 2009, 17:52
Mediocre riding, but what I want to know is how the hang have you mounted your camera? That's shaking all over the bloody show.

Some clips were using a gorilla pod, not so good for stability. More recent vids I've been using the ram mount on the handlebars which is good for stability but for some reason the vid doesn't work properly when passing through the powerband and the footage turns to crap :(

SixPackBack
6th January 2009, 18:02
:eek:BAHAHAHAA.....I like it.........might need to work on the runner technique :Police:

jtzzr
6th January 2009, 18:10
What a complete waste of time watching that , You know you can punch it alot faster than that coming off the twisties at Hunua , Paul, you ride like a girl . (No offence to girls.) You ride like me.

No wonder Katman and Dipshit have it in for ya.

Owl
6th January 2009, 18:19
I want my bandwidth back!:crybaby:

Sorry Beyond, but not my cup of tea!:no:

beyond
6th January 2009, 18:21
I want my bandwidth back!:crybaby:

Sorry Beyond, but not my cup of tea!:no:


LOL, if I could refund ya I would. Just as well it's not pay per view eh.. eh?

:)

Maha
6th January 2009, 18:23
Not ya best work if you want the truth...leave the comedy to Carver and co will ya and give us more of what you are good at....that voice over was a shocker...had to fast forward in the hope it would get better...
Stick to what you are good at, nice try but...na.

Owl
6th January 2009, 18:24
LOL, if I could refund ya I would. Just as well it's not pay per view eh.. eh?

:)

No worries dude, but I'll stick to Ewen Gilmour!:msn-wink:

short-circuit
6th January 2009, 18:24
Not bad - for satirical value it kills anything the Mormon Few has produced

eh Carver?

Headbanger
6th January 2009, 18:37
LMFAO.

B-grade comedy mate, but I got a few good laughs out of it.

Edbear
6th January 2009, 18:50
Darn it! I've gotta wait 'til the Missus' program(me), [there ya go, Hitcher...], finishes before I can watch it with sound on... :girlfight:

Kiwi Graham
6th January 2009, 20:50
Ho ho ho, but dont give up the day job eh.
Nice one paul.

toycollector10
6th January 2009, 21:14
Why don't you take that big old bike you have there out to a track day son. See how good you really are?

Yes, that's my feeling, save it for the track, mate.

So my challenge to you is to get your tank slapper there to video you at a track day. Go on, "I dare you, I double dare you" *

*a movie quote. Name that movie!!!

Katman
6th January 2009, 22:06
but I got a few good laughs out of it.

Really? I must have been watching a different video.

Nurse, pass me two of those red ones - I'm going for another look.

carver
7th January 2009, 09:26
Not bad - for satirical value it kills anything the Mormon Few has produced

eh Carver?

dude, its not a case of them vs us...

i saw this vid for the first time at beyonds place, and one of the mega few did some filming though auckland for me.

anyone who puts the time and effort into making a vid, and shows it to you all deserves some form of acknowledgment.

short-circuit
7th January 2009, 09:36
dude, its not a case of them vs us...

i saw this vid for the first time at beyonds place, and one of the mega few did some filming though auckland for me.

anyone who puts the time and effort into making a vid, and shows it to you all deserves some form of acknowledgment.



Yeah your videos are deserving of attention too. Sorry for hurting your feelings - words can cut deep eh?

carver
7th January 2009, 09:38
Yeah your videos are deserving of attention too. Sorry for hurting your feelings - words can cut deep eh?

dude, i dont give a fuck on here.

i always enjoy watching others videos.
i hope some people get ideas from mine, and i get inspiration from theirs

retro asian
7th January 2009, 10:49
Not ya best work if you want the truth...leave the comedy to Carver and co will ya and give us more of what you are good at....that voice over was a shocker...had to fast forward in the hope it would get better...
Stick to what you are good at, nice try but...na.


That criticism's a bit harsh for a homemade video.
I thought it was real funny, loved the attenborough stuff...

GSXR Trace
7th January 2009, 16:03
clearly you have far too much time on your hands

325rocket
7th January 2009, 16:14
Not ya best work if you want the truth...

what are you talking about??? it was brilliant!

Maha
7th January 2009, 16:23
That criticism's a bit harsh for a homemade video.
I thought it was real funny, loved the attenborough stuff...

Harsh? sometimes the speaking ones mind doesn't suit everyone, I am sure Mr Beyond wouldn't rate this as his best work. Thats all I was pointing out.


what are you talking about??? it was brilliant!


To you maybe...Mr Beyond's vids are normally very well put together and a joy to watch, this one however is (like I said) not his best work. Jim Carrey would agree that Mask was not his best work, cant win everytime.

carver
7th January 2009, 16:23
what are you talking about??? it was brilliant!

what would you know, your a monkey!

limbimtimwim
7th January 2009, 16:44
I laughed till I stopped.

Best joke? Michelins

Forest
7th January 2009, 17:18
Yikes. That was a nasty looking tank slapper!

325rocket
7th January 2009, 20:32
what would you know, your a monkey!

not a lot ... i liked your vids too.

carver
7th January 2009, 20:37
not a lot ... i liked your vids too.

haha, just your avatar man!

the next one will be epic!

PrincessBandit
7th January 2009, 20:45
anyone who puts the time and effort into making a vid, and shows it to you all deserves some form of acknowledgment.

At least his "mating dance" earned him a slapper in the end.....

carver
7th January 2009, 20:48
At least his "mating dance" earned him a slapper in the end.....

i earn't mine too, seen the scooter culture vid?

PrincessBandit
7th January 2009, 20:58
will go in search of it now.

DUCATI*HARD
7th January 2009, 21:27
might need to work on the runner technique :Police:

he got away tho:shifty:=no walking home:shit:keep em comn beyond:Punk:

2_SL0
9th January 2009, 19:27
Nice vid dude.