Mutton pies in Auckland

[White trash]

Can't get em. And to be honest, it annoys me almost as much a the "General Lee" thing.

We found a fish and chip shop in Botany mall that does them but the deep fry the fuckers from frozen, can you believe that?

Anyway, where in Auckland can you buy mutton pies?

Failing that, can scummy or Scorry or fatzx10r or one of you other cool Otago cunts buy a heap frozen and chuck 'em in a courier box with some ice packs to Dork'land?

[doc]

Failing that, can scummy or Scorry or fatzx10r or one of you other cool Otago cunts buy a heap frozen and chuck 'em in a courier box with some ice packs to Dork'land?

Don't think they are feeling too cooool at the moment.
Why not just get one from the pukie saleyards and do one in your backyard. The fuckers are doing that with the pigs this time of the year. :2thumbsup

[JimO]

MMMMMMM MUTTON PIES the secret is to bite a drain hole in the side and tip the juce out on the floor (builders shed) then consume.........they do tend to come back later in the day disguised as indigestion

[Big Dave]

Where were you born - really? :eek5:

[White trash]

Where were you born - really? :eek5:
Same god damned convict founded continent as you big fella.

Deal with it.

[slofox]

Mutton pies...????.....:sick::puke:

[White trash]

Mutton pies...????.....:sick::puke:
I'd expect that sort of remark from an SV650 pilot......

[slofox]

I'd expect that sort of remark from an SV650 pilot......

Remark would be the same regardless of the bike...I spent a couple of years eating nothing but second grade mutton when a student...nuff said?

And perhaps you might sketch us your profile of an 'SV pilot'...?

[GIXser]

Can't get em. And to be honest, it annoys me almost as much a the "General Lee" thing.

We found a fish and chip shop in Botany mall that does them but the deep fry the fuckers from frozen, can you believe that?

Anyway, where in Auckland can you buy mutton pies?

Failing that, can scummy or Scorry or fatzx10r or one of you other cool Otago cunts buy a heap frozen and chuck 'em in a courier box with some ice packs to Dork'land?


a couple of things really.....

number 1.. stay the fuck away from my hood"..
number 2.. refer back to number one..

[White trash]

Remark would be the same regardless of the bike...I spent a couple of years eating nothing but second grade mutton when a student...nuff said?

And perhaps you might sketch us your profile of an 'SV pilot'...?
Sure thing.

Starts like this. 40 year old plus. Used to ride bikes, decided he'd get back into it. Used to ride a GS1000/CB900/Z900 (insert some other old shitter here) and figured that he'd test ride an SV Thou' (boring as mud as they may be). So he rode the 1K and absolutely shit his pants, fuck they're fast. Decided the 650 was the much more sensible choice as it's alot slower and a bit more manageable for a tentative chap such as himself. And who's gonna know, they look the same.... don't they?

Or you're gay.

I will say this, they sure are a nice chicks bike. My missus owned one for a while untill she got good enough to handle an R6.

You're welcome. :)

[slofox]

Sure thing.

Starts like this. 40 year old plus. Used to ride bikes, decided he'd get back into it. Used to ride a GS1000/CB900/Z900 (insert some other old shitter here) and figured that he'd test ride an SV Thou' (boring as mud as they may be). So he rode the 1K and absolutely shit his pants, fuck they're fast. Decided the 650 was the much more sensible choice as it's alot slower and a bit more manageable for a tentative chap such as himself. And who's gonna know, they look the same.... don't they?

Or you're gay.

I will say this, they sure are a nice chicks bike. My missus owned one for a while untill she got good enough to handle an R6.

You're welcome. :)

Thanks WT.

Partly true, partly not....I really bought it 'cause it was the only thing I could afford at the time....now I couldn't even afford that...:crazy:

[White trash]

a couple of things really.....

number 1.. stay the fuck away from my hood"..
number 2.. refer back to number one..
Ummmm, Howick isn't a "hood".

How about you come spend a few evenings in PROPER south Auckland, see how long your well manicured, highlighted hair, pretty boy image stands up.

[Pussy]

There was a Maketu Pies Lamb and Mint pie for sale at the BP in Taumarunui yesterday, Trashy. I should have bought it and posted it up to you. Sorry for my thoughtlesness

[White trash]

There was a Maketu Pies Lamb and Mint pie for sale at the BP in Taumarunui yesterday, Trashy. I should have bought it and posted it up to you. Sorry for my thoughtlesness
Thanks for the thought mate, but "Lamb and Mint" sounds just a little fancy for the trailer park guy.

Mutton. Grease dripping out of it. Fan-fucken-tastic.

[slofox]

There was a Maketu Pies Lamb and Mint pie for sale at the BP in Taumarunui yesterday, Trashy. I should have bought it and posted it up to you. Sorry for my thoughtlesness

Y' can get those here too...I'll send ya some if ya want WT...

[Pussy]

Thanks for the thought mate, but "Lamb and Mint" sounds just a little fancy for the trailer park guy.

Mutton. Grease dripping out of it. Fan-fucken-tastic.

Yeah.... would be too flash for you. A bit like putting mag wheels on a tractor...

[slofox]

I would doubt the 'lamb' bit anyway...more like bloody old ram..

[Devil]

WT, stop taking the piss. You're not a pie eater ya anorexic bastard. A real pie eater has a gut!

[White trash]

WT, stop taking the piss. You're not a pie eater ya anorexic bastard. A real pie eater has a gut!
Been on Facebook recently? I'm workin on it.....

[Pussy]

WT, stop taking the piss. You're not a pie eater ya anorexic bastard. A real pie eater has a gut!

That's a bloody good point! Trashy doesn't even cast a shadow on a day like today. Skinny prick

[White trash]

I would doubt the 'lamb' bit anyway...more like bloody old ram..
My point exactly! Order a "Mutton Pie", how much worse than the name can they actually put in it?

[AD345]

Can't get em. And to be honest, it annoys me almost as much a the "General Lee" thing.

We found a fish and chip shop in Botany mall that does them but the deep fry the fuckers from frozen, can you believe that?

Anyway, where in Auckland can you buy mutton pies?

Failing that, can scummy or Scorry or fatzx10r or one of you other cool Otago cunts buy a heap frozen and chuck 'em in a courier box with some ice packs to Dork'land?


So near yet so far.....

The Cock & Bull in Botany Town centre does a mutton pie:

http://www.cockandbull.co.nz/db/documentlibrary/Botany_August_2008.pdf

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You're welcome

[tri boy]

"Mutton Pie"
Secret code for a fat chicks cooze. I'm so proud of you Trash man for admitting your secret fetish on line.
Remember, lick, don't suck.:eek:

[paturoa]

What about haggis - has some mutton content ... stomach

http://www.haggis.co.nz/products/

[paturoa]

give these guys a call

http://www.finda.co.nz/business/ar/auckland/k/?k=%22pies

[SixPackBack]

Dunno about mutton pies WT but I'd kill for a decent pommy pork pie or one of those ozzie pie floaters

[tri boy]

A Wairoa pie shop does a mean boil up pie.
Fookin yum.

[Chooky]

There a pommy lady in Tirau that do cold pork pies....yum.
Didnt see no mutton pies but....:cool:

[GIXser]

Ummmm, Howick isn't a "hood".

How about you come spend a few evenings in PROPER south Auckland, see how long your well manicured, highlighted hair, pretty boy image stands up.


but grasshoppa" your memory fails you once again.. you forget i was born and bred in the ol'soauf okland"

only person that scares me there is you... cos ya got B.O.

[The Pastor]

the best pie is a pie sandwich. you put the pie between the breads!

[Number One]

And perhaps you might sketch us your profile of an 'SV pilot'...?

Yeah Jimmy - go on :bleh:

As for mutton pies...don't think I have tried them but after eating mutton as a broke flatty many many time I can say that I have yet to taste it and go 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum that was just what I needed!'

[jrandom]

And perhaps you might sketch us your profile of an 'SV pilot'...?

Something like this fellow (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=6628), I'd imagine.

Who seems to have fine taste in motorcycles; SV650s do make good commuters.

[Number One]

Something like this fellow (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=6628), I'd imagine.
Oh for sure I look JUST like that on my SV :whistle:


I wish

[ManDownUnder]

Yeah Jimmy - go on :bleh:

As for mutton pies...don't think I have tried them but after eating mutton as a broke flatty many many time I can say that I have yet to taste it and go 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum that was just what I needed!'

I can understand that but... when cooked properly - it takes a lot of beating! Roasted slowly, brown sugar on it, up on a cake rack so the fat drips off it.

Wait till it's el fall-aparto (like el dente but falls apart to the touch). Warm mutton between two fresh slices of white death, bit of mint sauce... (mint jelly's better... non soggy) farken beautiful!

[Hitcher]

So Jimmy loves Jimmy's Pies? Who'd have thunk it.

Every trip through Roxburgh requires a stop at Jimmy's Pie Shop for a mutton pie. With mint sauce, of course.

[White trash]

Not sure how my Mutton Pie thread turned into how gay/cool/otherwise SV650s are?

S'pose they're ok.....

[firefighter]

Not sure how my Mutton Pie thread turned into how gay/cool/otherwise SV650s are?

S'pose they're ok.....

Really? I'll show you how!.......:whistle:


I'd expect that sort of remark from an SV650 pilot......

[laserracer]

I can understand that but... when cooked properly - it takes a lot of beating! Roasted slowly, brown sugar on it, up on a cake rack so the fat drips off it.

Wait till it's el fall-aparto (like el dente but falls apart to the touch). Warm mutton between two fresh slices of white death, bit of mint sauce... (mint jelly's better... non soggy) farken beautiful!

Sorry but ... BARSTARD.. STOP describing such yummy stuff... when im not allowed to eat it:drool::drool:...im going ... to eat a cracker:crybaby:

[Drew]

Yeah Jimmy - go on :bleh:

As for mutton pies...don't think I have tried them but after eating mutton as a broke flatty many many time I can say that I have yet to taste it and go 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum that was just what I needed!'

He did, "mint chicks bike"


Pay attention luv.

[Chickadee]

Mmmm Mutton pies, seems that the scottish influence down here in Invers means they're here too. McJim discovered them the other day and is now in pie heaven (the taste of home). If you get stuck I can freeze and post some up in a cooler box.

Have a hunt around, there might be some specialities shops around. The Mutton pies we get are from the supermarket, brand is: Kaye's Bakery, 19 Onslow Street, Invercargill. Mutton, flour, water, animal fat, breadcrumbs, salt and pepper and 7th heaven for you. You could look them up in the whitepages, bribe them and get them to send you up a heap!

Good luck with the search up in Aucks. I found a place in Howick, guy operates from home and makes lots of Scottish food. He might be able to do you some Mutton pies. It's called The Scottish Bakery or something like that.
Scottish Bakery
4 Wanaka Pl Pakuranga Auckland 09-576 3435

[vifferman]

Mutton pies? :blink:
Ooglee..... :sick:
There's no real way to get rid of the gnarsty-tasting fatty acids, oils, lipids and whatnot that distinguish mutton from lamb.

No thanks.

[Drew]

Mutton pies? :blink:
Ooglee..... :sick:
There's no real way to get rid of the gnarsty-tasting fatty acids, oils, lipids and whatnot that distinguish mutton from lamb.

No thanks.

The after taste is far better than Mc Donalds, and people eat that shit wolrd wide.

[slofox]

The after taste is far better than Mc Donalds, and people eat that shit wolrd wide.

Not me I don't...:sick::puke:

[jrandom]

One of the best things about mutton is that it's free, so long as you have a ute and a tarp and the farmer's not watching.

:shutup:


The after taste is far better than Mc Donalds

I still like the cheeseburgers.

:yes:

(Yes, I know, you would never have guessed, etc)

[Drew]

I still like the cheeseburgers.

:yes:

(Yes, I know, you would never have guessed, etc)

No-one would know with that stunning physique of yours mate.

[Sully60]

Sure thing.

figured that he'd test ride an SV Thou' (boring as mud as they may be). So he rode the 1K and absolutely shit his pants, fuck they're fast. Decided the 650 was the much more sensible choice as it's alot slower and a bit more manageable for a tentative chap such as himself. And who's gonna know, they look the same.... don't they?

Or you're gay.


That's me to a tee!
Awww, shucks mate:o come ere:hug::buggerd:



I can understand that but... when cooked properly - it takes a lot of beating! Roasted slowly, brown sugar on it, up on a cake rack so the fat drips off it.

Wait till it's el fall-aparto (like el dente but falls apart to the touch). Warm mutton between two fresh slices of white death, bit of mint sauce... (mint jelly's better... non soggy) farken beautiful!

Well that goes a long way to explain tonights dinner then.:rolleyes:

[ManDownUnder]

Well that goes a long way to explain tonights dinner then.:rolleyes:


Flaps was it?

[Sully60]

Flaps was it?

The kind you need no cutlery for?

[Pussy]

The kind you need no cutlery for?

That's beef curtains, Sully

[Sully60]

That's beef curtains, Sully

Oh now I get it, those are the ones you wipe it on when you have to leave in a hurry. Shit I always thought they meant the real curtains:doh:

[jrandom]

Ah, the cuisine of poor people. A global constant.

Bits of animals that any sane person who could afford better wouldn't eat, covered with enough seasoning to mask the rancid flavour.

Fast forward a century or two, and those recipes always seem to turn into pop-culture delicacies, usually with a whole lot of self-identity constructed around their consumption.

Since I already have more self-identity than I know what to do with, however, I think I'll just stick to fillet steak as a protein source.

[98tls]

Can't get em. And to be honest, it annoys me almost as much a the "General Lee" thing.

We found a fish and chip shop in Botany mall that does them but the deep fry the fuckers from frozen, can you believe that?

Anyway, where in Auckland can you buy mutton pies?

Failing that, can scummy or Scorry or fatzx10r or one of you other cool Otago cunts buy a heap frozen and chuck 'em in a courier box with some ice packs to Dork'land? PM your addy Trash and i will send up a dozen of the best,made in the South.

[McJim]

As Chickadee said - we can get some frozen ones and send 'em up in a polystyrene box. I have no idea why you wouldn't like the deep fried fookas though. Yum.

[Big Dave]

Protein sauce is supposed to good for the skin.

[Sully60]

Protein sauce is supposed to good for the skin.

I'm tempted to ask where you get that from.

[jrandom]

I'm tempted to ask where you get that from.

It's probably homemade.

[Sully60]

It's probably homemade.

I figured, hence not giving in to temptation.

[xwhatsit]

Ah, the cuisine of poor people. A global constant.
You're dead right, of course, but nothing makes me feel more `at home' than tripe & onions or a beef shin stew or black pudding. Maybe I am that desperate for identity!

In fact, entire region's cuisines can be tarred with that brush. Sichuan cooking (shit-all fresh food, all rubbishy mountain crap, so load it up with peppercorns and spices until it doesn't taste so bad); Indian cuisine (same thing -- old mangy mutton and goat meat spiced and boiled in a strong sauce)...

Cantonese, Japanese and New Zealand food is about as good as it gets -- lots of fresh food available, minimal fucking around, quality of the dish is judged mostly on the raw ingredients that went into it. A `blue' steak is never going to taste good unless the steak was good in the first place.

Still, tomorrow morning I'm having black pudding for breakfast :shifty: