Aussie wanker

[Big Dave]

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24886729-5001021,00.html

[Big Dave]

Bugger - I should have put this in Gubbs dollar thread.

[slofox]

Sooo...what's wrong with that...?

[Headbanger]

FFS, you cant even have a wank in the privacy of your own car?

What a fucked up country.

[tri boy]

So, if he shot his wad, while being clocked at 135kph, would that be the makings of "The Worlds Fastest Sperm"?

[Paul in NZ]

So, if he shot his wad, while being clocked at 135kph, would that be the makings of "The Worlds Fastest Sperm"?

Nah mate - I can come waaay faster n that.... oh... hang on.....

[scumdog]

Did he cum to a sputtering halt??

[Gubb]

Haha. He just copped a life sentance of mocking down at the pub. What a tosser.

You couldn't make that up, the truth is always more bizarre.....

[NighthawkNZ]

Aussie wanker nothing new to see here move along

[Big Dave]

nothing new to see here move along

Just because it's normal behavior in Dunedin etc etc.

[scumdog]

Just because it's normal behavior in Dunedin etc etc.

The local rule is that ya have to exceed 180kph throughout the whole 'procedure'......:bleh:

[Big Dave]

Guffaw!

I'd say long term class A abuse.
(in every sense of the term)

[Horse]

Aussie wanker

Dept of Redundancies Department?

[Big Dave]

Dept of Redundancies Department?

Don't forget we gave you the Pavlova.

[Badjelly]

The court heard Erhardt had been travelling south along the Stuart Highway, had been smoking cannabis while driving and was filming himself masturbating with a video camera last July.

So how do you masturbate with a video camera?

On second thoughts, don't answer that!

[Big Dave]

So how do you masturbate with a video camera?

On second thoughts, don't answer that!

Certainly wouldn't be a shake free model.

The best pun is the 'Stiff sentence' headline I reckon. (I was going to go all newspaper and say 'slug' - but ewwww)

[nallac]

Hahahaha
you've got nearly 5 kgs of pot,a loaded firearm in the car, the last thing you want to do is draw attention to yourself by speeding .............:chase:

that is unless you enjoy dropping the soap in the shower in prison..:buggerd::buggerd:

[oldrider]

Well girls, that puts to bed the myth that men can't multitask! :whistle: John.

[Number One]

Well girls, that puts to bed the myth that men can't multitask! :whistle: John.
:lol: true that...and he was doing all the important things too! ;)