Right You Lot, Whats your Story

[DarkNinja]

Its midnight, there are boy racers hooning up and down the street, i cant sleep coz its freaking summer, the neighbours are doing karaoke for the 3rd time this week, and ive run out of beer.
Whats your excuse for being up?

[wari]

WErkin' ... :spudguita

[John]

Cant sleep havnt rode a bike for to long, to depressed considerring death - although next week I may get it.

Tis WAY to hot to sleep, crap on tv, all the beer is warm (crap shit poo), And I need to inject some bike pictures into my veins to gain some sense of 'being'

Ok I will shutup.

[Indiana_Jones]

Being depressed :(
I couldn't spell a few words, so the navy don't want me :p
they'll pay

-Indy

[John]

they'll pay


nuke the navy, reap the rewards...

Well gotta nuke someone :spudwhat:

[Slipstream]

Bored of WoW at the moment, about to watch some movies with another bottle of wine

and also

Wondering what some people are up to on their Saturday night and wondering why I'm not with them.

And how a new baby is doing and wondering when the other will come out and hoping that the mothers are OK.


Wishing my life could be a tad different to what it is and trying to accept that it is the way it is.

Isn't it funny how you can be in a room full of people and yet feel completely alone :(

[Biff]

Remi Martin is beside me, and he's warming my loins as I sip.

Before I hear any smutty remarks, it's a posh brandy you dirty bastards.

[Zed]

Its midnight, there are boy racers hooning up and down the street, i cant sleep coz its freaking summer, the neighbours are doing karaoke for the 3rd time this week, and ive run out of beer.
Whats your excuse for being up?Lol, mate I wouldn't want to live in your house 2nite!

What an awesome day weather wise, man I would have loved to be riding some country roads today! We've been on the go all day and now it's half twelve!! Time keeps on slipping slipping slipping into the future...

[DarkNinja]

Bored of WoW at the moment, about to watch some movies with another bottle of wine

and also

Wondering what some people are up to on their Saturday night and wondering why I'm not with them.

And how a new baby is doing and wondering when the other will come out and hoping that the mothers are OK.


Wishing my life could be a tad different to what it is and trying to accept that it is the way it is.

Isn't it funny how you can be in a room full of people and yet feel completely alone :(

You still at a lan slip?
man i havent been to one of those in ages. Steam came along and wrecked all the fun.
I have felt alone in a room full of people many a time :(
beginning to see a different side of bikers here... *epiphany begins*

[Waylander]

Never sleep till 2 or 3 sometimes later.... and I am watching Highlader.:niceone:

[Slim]

Working until 7am. And then I'll sleep through more lovely weather AND The Man racing at Paeroad Street Races for the 1st time.

[DarkNinja]

Lol, mate I wouldn't want to live in your house 2nite!

What an awesome day weather wise, man I would have loved to be riding some country roads today! We've been on the go all day and now it's half twelve!! Time keeps on slipping slipping slipping into the future...
Bah! its not all that bad just the collaboration of events etc etc.....
Spose the worst thing is NO BEER!
Friggin work mumble mumble.... had no decent ride today...

[Holy Roller]

WErkin' ... :spudguita
ditto :spudbooge

[Mr Skid]

man I would have loved to be riding some country roads today!
This wouldn't be the first murmurs of a new bike would it Zed? :shifty:

[wari]

:mega: ATTENTION everyone ...

:wait: ...

YOu are NUTT alone ... :grouphug:

:drinknsin

[MrMelon]

I'm just wasted :doobey:

[MrMelon]

Hooray for the 24 hour bakery in hataitai!

[Zed]

This wouldn't be the first murmurs of a new bike would it Zed? :shifty:Not at all, I've been murmuring for the past 5 months but it still hasn't brought me any success in the new bike arena. :weep: Patience is a virtue I'm learning the hard way.

[DarkNinja]

Not at all, I've been murmuring for the past 5 months but it still hasn't brought me any success in the new bike arena. :weep: Patience is a virtue I'm learning the hard way.
Hurry up and tell them IM PATIENT! lol... sorry just had to

[John]

Hooray for the 24 hour bakery in hataitai!

crazy buzzy stoner picturesss wahhh

[DarkNinja]

Umm, great.... Wheres that from?
I can imagine the anticipation john...

[DarkNinja]

You dont live in browns bay in porirua do you SM?
havent seen bourne supremacy yet.. or identity

[John]

Umm, great.... Wheres that from?
I can imagine the anticipation john...
ah yes grasshopper, tis being a long road soon to be at end, when I can be one with the bike...

lol I searched google for 'crazy stoner pictures' and volia! couldnt stop laughing.

[Zed]

Hurry up and tell them IM PATIENT! lol... sorry just had toYeah maybe I should?? What I would give to ride down to Paeroa tomorrow on a decent sportsbike...like this one currently for sale on TradeMe - who ha!

http://202.21.128.4/photoserver/68/7964268_full.jpg (javascript:history.back())

[DarkNinja]

ah yes grasshopper, tis being a long road soon to be at end, when I can be one with the bike...

lol I searched google for 'crazy stoner pictures' and volia! couldnt stop laughing.
I cant stop laughing now.... im sure its a robin williams movie

[Slipstream]

You still at a lan slip?
man i havent been to one of those in ages. Steam came along and wrecked all the fun.
I have felt alone in a room full of people many a time :(
beginning to see a different side of bikers here... *epiphany begins*

Blow by blow of today at friend A's house:

Early morning, 3 computers in the house all connected to a 4th (without monitor). An xbox also connected in the lounge.

Early morning start playing WoW. Me on my computer in hallway, friend A on his computer with friend B on friend A's second computer.

Afternoon. Friend C comes over and watches xbox, while friend D kicks friend B off and plays Wow, with Me and friend A.

Early evening. Friend C disappears home, while Friend B now watches xbox. Meaning Friends A and D with me, still playing WoW.

Now. Friend A sleeping, Friend B on Friend A's computer, Friend D on Friend A's second computer playing WoW and Me having just starting to get bored, yet still not tired, writing up about my really exciting, action-packed, riviting day.

Most of today has had conversations in quiet, messaged over the net. With the odd noises of annoyance and victory.

maaaan..I'm such a geek....:(

I sooooooooo need a bike!:yeah:

[DarkNinja]

*drools*
message is too short....

[Waylander]

Well the movie is over and now begins the time of crapy late night tv consisting of an infomercial for windser pilaties, music on c4 might leave it there for a bit, BBC news, and the grammy awards it looks like. Unfortunatly C4 and the grammy show are both playin crap music.

[Biff]

maaaan..I'm such a geek....:(

:yeah:

Would you like to see my stamp collection?

[Slipstream]

Hooray for the 24 hour bakery in hataitai!

Isn't it the best :D


The owners family live in my appartment block :D

We get on great....discount city :D

[Slipstream]

:yeah:

Would you like to see my stamp collection?

Will it hurt my feet :p

[DarkNinja]

lol... youre my kinda girl slip!
WoW all day and still playing... devotion.....

[John]

At this point I realise I'm not sober enought to understand that and am completely lost - I think I will leave this place... so many colors :yeah:

[Biff]

Will hurt my feet :p

Don't move a muscle. Just leave that tongue hanging out and I'll do the rest. :p

[DarkNinja]

At this point I realise I'm not sober enought to understand that and am completely lost - I think I will leave this place... so many colors :yeah:
Did anyone see rove last week?
put the part and the part and the part to the part. Tighten the part to the part and repeat.

[John]

Rove - its just like watching 80's porn... scares the hell outa me.

chicka chicka wow wow..wow wow chicka

[Slipstream]

Don't move a muscle. Just leave that tongue hanging out and I'll do the rest. :p

I can't stop my heart muscle, but is this OK?
...
*standing still*

[DarkNinja]

Rove - its just like watching 80's porn... scares the hell outa me.

chicka chicka wow wow..wow wow chicka
25 more posts and i can change my statusy thingeyyyyyyy!
cant say ive seen 80s porn.... i was a bit too young

[Slipstream]

Did anyone see rove last week?

I love Rove :love:

[Slipstream]

I love Rove :love:

I love TV :love:

[Slipstream]

I love TV :love:

I love money :love:

[Slipstream]

I love money :love:

I love this emoticon :love:

[John]

i was a bit too young
bah always an exuse 'ohh I cant watch porn daddy, I'm only 6'.. lol

Anyway that rove fellow - very lost identity, although I rate him even though hes a auzzie.

Why cant we beat them in cricket??? god damn hippy crap :angry2:

[DarkNinja]

Wohoo! a fellow Rove worshipper.... i missed it lastnight :( i just zoned out and forgot it was on... BAH!

[Waylander]

Dammit Slip!!! Quite posting so fast I can't keep up. You're trying to take my spot on the top posters aye.....

[DarkNinja]

bah always an exuse 'ohh I cant watch porn daddy, I'm only 6'.. lol

Anyway that rove fellow - very lost identity, although I rate him even though hes a auzzie.

Why cant we beat them in cricket??? god damn hippy crap :angry2:
LOL... he just married some girl off home and away.. lucky SOB
i have missed all the cricket matches. im in some kind of freaking limbo! :brick:

[Slipstream]

Wohoo! a fellow Rove worshipper.... i missed it lastnight :( i just zoned out and forgot it was on... BAH!


I love zoning out :love:

[Waylander]

Cricket.... Now there is a game that will put you to sleep within the first 2 minutes, And I thought baseball was boring.

[John]

LOL... he just married some girl off home and away.. lucky SOB
i have missed all the cricket matches. im in some kind of freaking limbo! :brick:

ha, yea I remeber watching the 'highlights' of his wedding on TV3 news, they showed it like a sports telecast twas rather amusing.

Well your not missing much in the cricket department, its all turned into cottage cheese (in a bad way, I know not a good connotation but I tried)

[Slipstream]

Dammit Slip!!! Quite posting so fast I can't keep up. You're trying to take my spot on the top posters aye.....


I love cut and paste :love:

[DarkNinja]

Dammit Slip!!! Quite posting so fast I can't keep up. You're trying to take my spot on the top posters aye.....
yes... quite an effort to post as much as you do mate...
overtaking blakamin... that was a heck of a feat :cool:

[Slipstream]

I love cut and paste :love:


:love2: sdrawkcab gnipyt evol I

[DarkNinja]

Cricket.... Now there is a game that will put you to sleep within the first 2 minutes, And I thought baseball was boring.
your not a rugby fan are you? coz if you are.. get outta the country noone wants you here :ar15:
jussst kidding :spudbooge

[Waylander]

Dammit it's the only acheivment I have managed on this site so far. Would try beating Alarumba for the arcade awards but I suck at those games and to beat Hitcher for rep points would probably take years so leave me some sembalence of dignity.

[Waylander]

your not a rugby fan are you? coz if you are.. get outta the country noone wants you here :ar15:
jussst kidding :spudbooge
Love rugby. All forms of it. Just watched the All Blacks beat the snot out of argintina back in LA earlier today. Bloody good game that.

[DarkNinja]

Dammit it's the only acheivment I have managed on this site so far. Would try beating Alarumba for the arcade awards but I suck at those games and to beat Hitcher for rep points would probably take years so leave me some sembalence of dignity.
yeah just watch your speeling and punctuation and grammar mate.... coz once you make ONE mistake hitcher comes out of the dark corner and POUNCES on you

[John]

yeah just watch your speeling and punctuation and grammar mate.... coz once you make ONE mistake hitcher comes out of the dark corner and POUNCES on you
AHHH Run :P

[DarkNinja]

Love rugby. All forms of it. Just watched the All Blacks beat the snot out of argintina back in LA earlier today. Bloody good game that.
And what about motototoyototGP?

[DarkNinja]

AHHH Run :P
Whats with the cream cheese? same with the guy floating by the candles...
im still laughing at it...

[Waylander]

yeah just watch your speeling and punctuation and grammar mate.... coz once you make ONE mistake hitcher comes out of the dark corner and POUNCES on you
Had him complement me the other day on how much I have improved since I joined the site, well I think it was a complement. And would you belive I am talking to Slip on messenger at the same time as she is posting all this? But then again her posts are like 7 words or so each.

Don't have sky so I can't watch the GP races.

[John]

I couldnt stop laughting at US vs Canada...

Was good for the drunken mind it was, then to experience the NZ ablitieration of the opposition it refreshed my hope in our country.

[DarkNinja]

Had him complement me the other day on how much I have improved since I joined the site, well I think it was a complement. And would you belive I am talking to Slip on messenger at the same time as she is posting all this? But then again her posts are like 7 words or so each.

Don't have sky so I can't watch the GP races.
she must be tired from playing WoW (wagon on wheels) all day

[DarkNinja]

Yeah no sky neither....

[Waylander]

she must be tired from playing WoW (wagon on wheels) all day
She has gone quiet so now I'm scared....

This thread went up to five pages really quik...

[DarkNinja]

She has gone quiet so now I'm scared....
Watch OUT! she might be building a wagon.... WITH WHEELS!
*reel in terror*

[DarkNinja]

Yeah but i still wanna make 13 more posts

[John]

She has gone quiet so now I'm scared....

This thread went up to five pages really quik...
(shaggy) *it wasn't me*

[Waylander]

Hey DN you've been a member since last august and your just now getting to 200? where ya been mate?

[DarkNinja]

She has gone quiet so now I'm scared....

This thread went up to five pages really quik...
My friend just went quiet aswell, i think she fell asleep on her computer. HAHA

[DarkNinja]

I like to 'observe'
im really quiet in here and when i meet other KBers too, im really not a quiet person tho..
Spooky

[Slipstream]

I am talking to Slip on messenger at the same time as she is posting all this? But then again her posts are like 7 words or so each.

OK that's it! I refuse to sit by and tolerate the trivial baloney that is being fabricated out of that mandible of yours. Seven words indeed! I have never heard such undeniable codswallup. I will have you know that I can speak in two languages quite fluently. I also have a repotoir of many words. Unfortunately most times people of the US Texan persuasion, will not be able to understand such verbose words as these, as it has nothing to do with guns or steak.
Also sometimes a theasaurus is needed quite badly next to its brother-in-arms, the dictionary, along with its cousin-in-legs, encyclopaedia. To summarise this my dear AD. It's quite elementry.

I can too post more than 7 words :bleh:

[John]

omg, I'm being attacked by a fly I swear to god - it keeps flying into my eye when I look at it, I think its pissed off with me for killing its lover or something ahh

[Waylander]

Lol kinda like that myself except I'm not shy at all online but in person......

[DarkNinja]

as it has nothing to do with guns or steak.

Classic.... Hows your wagon building going?

[Waylander]

OK that's it! I refuse to sit by and tolerate the trivial baloney that is being fabricated out of that mandible of yours. Seven words indeed! I have never heard such undeniable codswallup. I will have you know that I can speak in two languages quite fluently. I also have a repotoir of many words. Unfortunately most times people of the US Texan persuasion, will not be able to understand such verbose words as these, as it has nothing to do with guns or steak.
Also sometimes a theasaurus is needed quite badly next to its brother-in-arms, the dictionary, along with its cousin-in-legs, encyclopaedia. To summarise this my dear AD. It's quite elementry.

I can too post more than 7 words :p
Lucky me that I was born in SO-CAL and so am more of that persuasion than Texan:done:

[DarkNinja]

omg, I'm being attacked by a fly I swear to god - it keeps flying into my eye when I look at it, I think its pissed off with me for killing its lover or something ahh
are you sure you havent pickd up the fly and are poking it in ure eye?
no. okay well have some more booze

[Slipstream]

Classic.... Hows your wagon building going?

Wagon building?

I'm on a neverending quest to increase my +6 sword and get cool new moves.

[DarkNinja]

The anomolies of life.....
I want a sports bike :twothumbs:

[John]

Wagon building?

I'm on a neverending quest to increase my +6 sword and get cool new moves.
hey thats what my dad said when he left us lol (j.k)

[Slipstream]

Lucky me that I was born in SO-CAL and so am more of that persuasion than Texan:done:


Social.....it's spelt S-O-C-I-A-L....not SO-CAL....pfft

[DarkNinja]

AHH! crappy memory loss lol
what is WoW again?

[Waylander]

So what are you gonna change your user title to DN?

[DarkNinja]

Social.....it's spelt S-O-C-I-A-L....not SO-CAL....pfft
I thought that aswell..... when i first looked at it

[John]

So what are you gonna change your user title to DN?

This thread is deterierating OH so fast lol :banana:

edit: like my spelling woo

[Waylander]

Social.....it's spelt S-O-C-I-A-L....not SO-CAL....pfft
SO-CAL = Souther California..... maybe you need a theasaurus that shows surfer lingo.

[Slipstream]

what is WoW again?

World of Warcraft

[DarkNinja]

So what are you gonna change your user title to DN?
I have no idea... i just liked the option
maybe: took me this long for a star, how much for a shiuny cross
i need beer

[DarkNinja]

never would have thought of it.... i have Warcraft III :D
i like it.

[Slipstream]

SO-CAL = Souther California..... maybe you need a theasaurus that shows surfer lingo.


Oh...but I'm sure you mean ....Southern California ....... N...... :p

[John]

i like it.

I like cats to, they are cool and fluffy :cool:

[Waylander]

I have no idea... i just liked the option
maybe: took me this long for a star, how much for a shiuny cross
i need beer
Shiney cross when you become a Forum whore wich I am well on my way to. Would you belive that I have only been a member of this site since Jan. 19th?

[DarkNinja]

Nup i'm in B Bay in Orkland
Jeez took you long enough to reply :P
we are up to what.... 7 pages now? (cant tell coz my posts per page are set to 50)

[John]

Shiney cross when you become a Forum whore wich I am well on my way to. Would you belive that I have only been a member of this site since Jan. 19th?

Have you solicited the services of tony robins to achieve such success? :banana:

p.s 7 pages :yeah:

[Waylander]

Oh...but I'm sure you mean ....Southern California ....... N...... :p
Wow I forgot the N, well you know what?
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Slipstream]

never would have thought of it.... i have Warcraft III :D
i like it.

I loved have 4 comps networked playing that game :D

I also loved proding the characters to see what they'd say....

"see the world the said"

[DarkNinja]

Shiney cross when you become a Forum whore wich I am well on my way to. Would you belive that I have only been a member of this site since Jan. 19th?
Nope. Too Short

[DarkNinja]

I loved have 4 comps networked playing that game :D

I also loved proding the characters to see what they'd say....

"see the world the said"
And those crazy elve mortar guys

[Slipstream]

I like cats to, they are cool and fluffy :cool:

I love cats :love:

[DarkNinja]

I love cats :love:
Aww what a great feat to finish on... i like cars too
WOOHOO 200 posts since august and im on here every day. how sad :S

[Waylander]

Nope. Too Short
Check my profile.:wari:

[Slipstream]

I love cats :love:

But not this way :buggerd: .... nah-uh :nono:

[John]

And those crazy elve mortar guys

woooo change your title to something celerbrational this is a momentus occasion 200post :apint: :apint:

[John]

But not this way :buggerd: .... nah-uh :nono:
hey hey hey... easy daisy...

[Waylander]

I wonder what my posts per day count looks like now? Someone wanna dare me to try and make it say 30 post per day?

[Slipstream]

hey hey hey... easy daisy...

daisy? I prefer tulip

tip toe
through the tulips
that's where you'll fiiiiIIIIiiiind me

[DarkNinja]

I have a pet duck. i Like ducks

[Waylander]

I have a pet duck. i Like ducks
Just realized what your user title should be mate... "my pet duck...man"

[John]

daisy? I prefer tulip

tip toe
through the tulips
that's where you'll fiiiiIIIIiiiind me
How about referring yourself as a posie? then you can sing 'ring a ring a rosie, a pocket full of posies...' much more appealling you know lol

[Slipstream]

I have a pet duck. i Like ducks


duck's a funny word..... :lol:


cos .... :lol:


it rhymes with ...... :killingme























.......Fire Truck ..... :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[DarkNinja]

Ok its the best i could come up with consiering

[John]

I have a pet duck. i Like ducks
what scares me are those shops in town, with the fried ducks hanging in the window - I could just imagine the shock if one actually took flight I think I would die of heart failure or sumthing.

[Slipstream]

How about referring yourself as a posie? then you can sing 'ring a ring a rosie, a pocket full of posies...' much more appealling you know lol

Cos I am 1 with uniqueness... A posie is more than one flower...and there can be only one....


and that 1 is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

[John]

Ok its the best i could come up with consiering

lol... the duck fetish wont go down to well, think there maybe some laws to stop that sorta stuff ...sadly lol :shake:

[DarkNinja]

what scares me are those shops in town, with the fried ducks hanging in the window - I could just imagine the shock if one actually took flight I think I would die of heart failure or sumthing.
I think they are pretty dead mate... they more resemble chickens at that stage.... no feathers, no head, wings, feet.
It would take a miracle for something that dead and crispy to take flight

[Waylander]

what scares me are those shops in town, with the fried ducks hanging in the window - I could just imagine the shock if one actually took flight I think I would die of heart failure or sumthing.
Just thought of the most exellent April fools day prank:killingme

[John]

Cos I am 1 with uniqueness... A posie is more than one flower...and there can be only one....


and that 1 is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

what if you were cloned (god save us) then what huh??? huh??? :done:

[DarkNinja]

what if you were cloned (god save us) then what huh??? huh??? :done:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!
!

[DarkNinja]

man thos giant Hs look kinda trippy right now

[Waylander]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!
!
I second that...

[Slipstream]

lol... the duck fetish wont go down to well, think there maybe some laws to stop that sorta stuff ...sadly lol :shake:

Did you not hear about the guy arrested in Nelson for duck molestation.....and i'm NOT kidding.....

[Waylander]

Did you not hear about the guy arrested in Nelson for duck molestation.....and i'm NOT kidding.....
Where do you live again DN??

[Slipstream]

what if you were cloned (god save us) then what huh??? huh??? :done:


Well.....this would be appropriate then........

:grouphug:

me hugging me, me, me and me :D

[John]

I think they are pretty dead mate... they more resemble chickens at that stage.... no feathers, no head, wings, feet.
It would take a miracle for something that dead and crispy to take flight
But what about on tv, when they fly - are you saying tv lies??....

[Slipstream]

Well.....this would be appropriate then........

:grouphug:

me hugging me, me, me and me :D



I love me :love:

[Waylander]

Well.....this would be appropriate then........

:grouphug:

me hugging me, me, me and me :D
But you already do that with all your personalities.:wari:

[DarkNinja]

Umm. erm.... you guys have got to help me. i live in nelson but i pretend to live in wellington....
:P
My duck is fine thankyou very much. And completely out of reach of molestors

[John]

Well.....this would be appropriate then........

:grouphug:

me hugging me, me, me and me :D
wow thats a good sized ego there, care to share?

[Slipstream]

But what about on tv, when they fly - are you saying tv lies??....


re: my post " I love TV :love: " The TV doesn't lie....the people do

[Waylander]

But what about on tv, when they fly - are you saying tv lies??....
No John everything on tv is true. I swear it, now if you'll exscuse me I have a black pontiac trans-am that keeps talking to me through my watch. Keeps callin me Michel for some reason....

[John]

Umm. erm.... you guys have got to help me. i live in nelson but i pretend to live in wellington....
:P
My duck is fine thankyou very much. And completely out of reach of molestors
yes.... they are safe arent they.... yes those se... nice ducks are sexsafely away from me... I mean molestors... yes my preacious

[DarkNinja]

But what about on tv, when they fly - are you saying tv lies??....
No... umm... not at all.. Paul holmes on the other hand (man i hope hes not a KBer)

[Slipstream]

wow thats a good sized ego there, care to share?

hey I'm just an aprentice of NC30 and Riff Raff man.

You want some....go get some there :lol:

[John]

No John everything on tv is true. I swear it, now if you'll exscuse me I have a black pontiac trans-am that keeps talking to me through my watch. Keeps callin me Michel for some reason....
well if an american says it, how can it not be true!!

hahaha :P

[Waylander]

No... umm... not at all.. Paul holmes on the other hand (man i hope hes not a KBer)
Oh shit my identaty (sp?) is out... I have to go now.:confused:

[John]

hey I'm just an aprentice of NC30 and Riff Raff man.

You want some....go get some there :lol:
those mental images, just keep coming back and haunting me - wonder how many pills I will need to get to sleep now :(

[Slipstream]

Keeps callin me Michel for some reason....


Permit me to use the auto boost Michael

[DarkNinja]

No... umm... not at all.. Paul holmes on the other hand (man i hope hes not a KBer)
Ahh well you lot. Im off to try get some sleep.... the party seems to have died down along with the boy racers and the heat too.
Night All :spudwave: :done:

[John]

Permit me to use the auto boost Michael
BAHHH!!

NO WRONG NEVER !!

'May I suggest the turbo boost?'

[Waylander]

If we keep this up this thread will get as big as the religious ravings thread....

[John]

Ahh well you lot. Im off to try get some sleep.... the party seems to have died down along with the boy racers and the heat too.
Night All :spudwave: :done:
night night - I will goto I supose before I get introuble for so much posting :S

[Slipstream]

well if an american says it, how can it not be true!!

hahaha :P

I am not a crook :2thumbsup

[John]

If we keep this up this thread will get as big as the religious ravings thread....
and its has the same importance to LOL!

[DarkNinja]

If we keep this up this thread will get as big as the religious ravings thread....
thirteen hundred posts? or was it 3100. cant rememebr. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Slipstream]

BAHHH!!

NO WRONG NEVER !!

'May I suggest the turbo boost?'


the turbo wha' ?

[Waylander]

Ahh well you lot. Im off to try get some sleep.... the party seems to have died down along with the boy racers and the heat too.
Night All :spudwave: :done:
Night DN...:wari:
Message was to short so I add a banana.

[Slipstream]

thirteen hundred posts? or was it 3100. cant rememebr. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I love "ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" :love:

[John]

likewise....

" I did NOT have sexual relations with this woman seriously please... nooo dont tell everyone - oh you guys reallly suck man.."

[Waylander]

thirteen hundred posts? or was it 3100. cant rememebr. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Think it was 3500 last time I saw it. Wonder if Zed still has me on ignore from that....

[John]

the bananas versititlity NEVER ends, its like a magical profit !!

[Waylander]

Uh-oh Slip is posting another long one. Wonder what this one is gonna say....

[John]

Uh-oh Slip is posting another long one. Wonder what this one is gonna say....
dunno but I gotta stay up to laugh at it, if it has the 'james bond' class of the previous 'big one' (i say that sparingly)...lol

[Slipstream]

:spudwave: .thgindoog .... derit m'i .... em rof sA

.stnuoc tsop serBK wollef esaercni ot ,sgniht diputs tuoba gniklat tuoba si thginot rof ,thginot toN

.oN

.thginot ton tuB

.sdrawkcab stsop ereht epyt lliw enoyreve erehw daerht a pu trats lliw I yad eno kniht I

[spudchucka]

:love2: sdrawkcab gnipyt evol I
See what too much WoW will do to ya.


By the way, what the hell is WoW??

[Slipstream]

the bananas versititlity NEVER ends, its like a magical profit !!

I'll :banana: you in a minute :yeah: .... wait ... that sounds a bit odd out of context .....

[John]

:spudwave: .thgindoog .... derit m'i .... em rof sA

.stnuoc tsop serBK wollef esaercni ot ,sgniht diputs tuoba gniklat tuoba si thginot rof ,thginot toN

.oN

.thginot ton tuB

.sdrawkcab stsop ereht epyt lliw enoyreve erehw daerht a pu trats lliw I yad eno kniht I
writing backwards, a true form of intelligence - say big words its funny

[John]

I'll :banana: you in a minute :yeah: .... wait...that sound a bit odd out of context .....
I'm not wearing any 'context' raow... man that sounds bad to ..

[Waylander]

.pilS thgindooG.daer ot drah s'ti nmad tub nuf si gnipyt sdrawkcaB

[Slipstream]

By the way, what the hell is WoW??

World of Warcraft...an internet game I play in the weekends I don't have the kids.
For me it's like a marathon....but with sitting infront of a computer and without the exercise

....still has all the sweaty men tho :(


...Not in a good way either :(

[John]

.pilS thgindooG.daer ot drah s'ti nmad tub nuf si gnipyt sdrawkcaB

omg, like SOOO two posts ago... lol j.k :wari: :wari: :wari:

[Slipstream]

say big words its funny

big words its funny






:p

[Waylander]

omg, like SOOO two posts ago... lol j.k :wari: :wari: :wari:
Stupid slow connection:brick: :angry2: :brick: :angry2: :brick:

[John]

big words its funny
:p

man, that just killed my will to live :confused:

[Slipstream]

man, that just killed my will to live :confused:

come back, come back, come ba.....

oh look

a banana dancing

:banana:

look

another one

:wari:

oh no....

more of them.......


:banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari:


who let the banana's out!!!!!

[Slipstream]

:banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari:





arrrgh...nooooooooooooooooooo

[Waylander]

All day long I think about sex and all the time I think about sex and all night long I think about sex with you, with you
Dont know what the band name for this one is



All day I dream about sex.... All day I dream about sex.
korn


Two diferent songs by two diferent artist, same basic words

[Slipstream]

:banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari:



Quick....get me a banana-eptemy

[John]

All day long I think about sex and all the time I think about sex and all night long I think about sex with you, with you
Dont know what the band name for this one is



All day I dream about sex.... All day I dream about sex.
korn


Two diferent songs by two diferent artist, same basic words
JC - Chase (love that song)

The diference is that one's by a humble human, the other buy a group of mental satanistists... hey thats Cool :D

[Waylander]

:banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari:



Quick....get me a banana-eptemy
How about a Bananafananablananagana? Would that work? I dare you to stand up and yell that out loud.

[Slipstream]

JC - Chase (love that song)

The diference is that one's by a humble human, the other buy a group of mental satanistists... hey thats Cool :D

JC Chasez...and my 2 year old loves it too???

[John]

:banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari:



Quick....get me a banana-eptemy
Hey miss tellyman, telly me bannana~
Hey miss tellyman, telly me bannana~

God I love the dancing nana's its like a fruitfull ethic of life bursting into my boosum, come forth my faithfulls...

LMAO!

[Waylander]

JC - Chase (love that song)

The diference is that one's by a humble human, the other buy a group of mental satanistists... hey thats Cool :D
Should listen to cradle of filth there are som satanist for ya

[John]

JC Chasez...and my 2 year old loves it too???
meh, my bad - but seriously maybe parental influence has occured at some point *shiffty eyes*

[Slipstream]

How about a Bananafananablananagana? Would that work? I dare you to stand up and yell that out loud.



*stands up*


































THAT OUT LOUD!!!!!

[Waylander]

JC Chasez...and my 2 year old loves it too???
I would check up on her male classmates Slip. Can't trust those little players....

[John]

Should listen to cradle of filth there are som satanist for ya
megadeath, and dimu burgier or some scarey shit (my mate is nothing but satan :D!)

[Waylander]

*stands up*




































THAT OUT LOUD!!!!!
Why did i not expect that....
Here is another banananananananananana :wari: :banana: :wari:

[John]

*stands up*


































THAT OUT LOUD!!!!!
Oh I demand justice! do as the man says woman (while your up hows the eggs n bacon lookin! (lmao j.k cant resist the oportunity)

[Slipstream]

meh, my bad - but seriously maybe parental influence has occured at some point *shiffty eyes*

I play the song loud and cos I like it, I dance and sing along...this makes her laugh, ergo, she loves the song....you happy now...I'm all embarrassed:o

[Waylander]

megadeath, and dimu burgier or some scarey shit (my mate is nothing but satan :D!)
Megadeath is satanic? Don't think so mate they're a bit like Metallica and there is no way they can be considerd satanic. Rob Zombie however...

[John]

I play the song loud and cos I like it, I dance and sing along...this makes her laugh, ergo, she loves the song....you happy now...I'm all embarrassed:o

oh on the conturary, I rather aprove of such practises. :banana: :wari: :banana: :wari:

[Slipstream]

Oh I demand justice! do as the man says woman (while your up hows the eggs n bacon lookin! (lmao j.k cant resist the oportunity)

they're looking quite good, considering they're wrapped round your face ...along with the frying pan :bleh: .........:D (j/k couldn't resist either)

[John]

Megadeath is satanic? Don't think so mate they're a bit like Metallica and there is no way they can be considerd satanic. Rob Zombie however...
sorry not all up on it myself, I had a korn period - then when I was living in auckland met this guy, and he wore some SCAREY teeshirts, you know the plain household 'offer a virgin to satan' type things, you know everyday stuff :D

[Slipstream]

You know....all this crap posting is wrecking my rep/post count....

[John]

they're looking quite good, considering they're wrapped round your face ...along with the frying pan :bleh: .........:D (j/k couldn't resist either)
oh, sadly they dont taste good. take them back and make them better... LOL!

[John]

You know....all this crap posting is wrecking my rep/post count....
what, dont say big words it confuses drunk people.

[Waylander]

sorry not all up on it myself, I had a korn period - then when I was living in auckland met this guy, and he wore some SCAREY teeshirts, you know the plain household 'offer a virgin to satan' type things, you know everyday stuff :D
Hey I have that shirt....

[Waylander]

You know....all this crap posting is wrecking my rep/post count....
I've given you to much rep already....

[Slipstream]

what, dont say big words it confuses drunk people.

would you prefer that I said:

" things that are made up by letters and are not small"

:D

[John]

Hey I have that shirt....

You myfriend are one of those people you avoid while wandering alone down K road :yeah: :yeah: (jk)

[Waylander]

You myfriend are one of those people you avoid while wandering alone down K road :yeah: :yeah: (jk)
Would it scare you more if I told you I have a floor length leather trench coat and am obsessed with swords and knives?

[John]

would you prefer that I said:

" things that are made up by letters and are not small"

:D
thats the most mind twisting piece of lettering I have witnessed in my life.. I have one responce.. ONLY the intelligent will understand it though, this may or maynot include you

1h5i68y7o9u4

(omg so smart am I)!

[John]

Would it scare you more if I told you I have a floor length leather trench coat and am obsessed with swords and knives?
No I would ask you to be my teacher...
LMAO!!! now that IS a joke party boy LOL!

[Slipstream]

Would it scare you more if I told you I have a floor length leather trench coat and am obsessed with swords and knives?


floor length huh? so you're saying that it's the length of your floor?

I think that turn of phrase, is as funny as people saying they have butt-length hair... :lol:

[Waylander]

No I would ask you to be my teacher...
LMAO!!! now that IS a joke party boy LOL!
Um....:confused: Good thing its tru... I mean not true.:confused: Oh wait hold on I need to hide my Blade repllica sword...

[Slipstream]

1h5i68y7o9u4


1337 4u4? ..... OMG how geeky am I now :(

[Waylander]

floor length huh? so you're saying that it's the length of your floor?

I think that turn of phrase, is as funny as people saying they have butt-length hair... :lol:
It hangs from my shoulders and just touches the floor and to give that a size reference for you, You could wear it on the top of your head and it would still touch the floor Slip.

Ok when I hit 800 post I will officialy consider my self in desperate need of a life..

[John]

I think that turn of phrase, is as funny as people saying they have butt-length hair... :lol:

The doctor said it was normal :spudwhat:

[John]

It hangs from my shoulders and just touches the floor and to give that a size reference for you, You could wear it on the top of your head and it would still touch the floor Slip.
but how bad does it suck when it gets wet and dirty?

[Waylander]

but how bad does it suck when it gets wet and dirty?
Had it waterproofed:yeah: :niceone: And when it's dirty i just take a damp cloth to it, or get it dry cleand.

[John]

1337 4u4? ..... OMG how geeky am I now :(
well your IQ must be invertidly high. that woman desirves a beer. (i think ??) second thought, I'll keep it and save your braincells.

[Slipstream]

Um....:confused: Good thing its tru... I mean not true.:confused: Oh wait hold on I need to hide my Blade repllica sword...


Oh Puh-lease!

I bet you copied the moves off the first Conan movie and show it to all the girls who come to the offer of seeing your big "sword".


I , however, actually do know how to use swords, daggers and other assorted medievil weaponry :p

[John]

Had it waterproofed:yeah: :niceone: And when it's dirty i just take a damp cloth to it, or get it dry cleand.
but the draggy bit, wont it tear in stuff or is there a sneaky tactic when your lurking in the shadows along the road, waiting for your next virgin victom?

[John]

I , however, actually do know how to use swords, daggers and other assorted medievil weaponry :p

How you make everything sound so kinky I dont know, but man you need a medal for it. :yeah:

[Slipstream]

well your IQ must be invertidly high. that woman desirves a beer. (i think ??) second thought, I'll keep it and save your braincells.
I'll have that beer thanks....:apint:

Quoted from Cliff from cheers
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving
by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way,
the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this
way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers."

[Waylander]

11 more post and I will admit myself to KBers anonymous...
If LTSA doesn't hurry up so I can register my bike I will probably start driving everyone insane with my nonsens posts.... Oh wait I do that already...:spudwhat:

[Waylander]

I'll have that beer thanks....:apint:

Quoted from Cliff from cheers
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health (http://searchmiracle.com/text/search.php?qq=Health) of the whole group keeps improving
by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way,
the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this
way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers."



Someone has posted that before I think... Not sure if it was you though Slip.

[Waylander]

but the draggy bit, wont it tear in stuff or is there a sneaky tactic when your lurking in the shadows along the road, waiting for your next virgin victom?
When I'm walking it keeps hitting the back of my legs so it doesn't touch the ground while I am moving.

[John]

I'll have that beer thanks....:apint:

Quoted from Cliff from cheers
"That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers."


Ahh so thats why I was convinced that the tree was the guy giving me my graduation certificate for harvard.
And it may explain why I knew the ulterier motives of the fly that was trying to kill me previously...

:apint: :apint: :apint:

[Slipstream]

When I'm walking it keeps hitting the back of my legs so it doesn't touch the ground while I am moving.

OMG you guys!!!!!!! Please stop it....the mental pictures are NOT good ones :sick:

[Waylander]

Oh Puh-lease!

I bet you copied the moves off the first Conan movie and show it to all the girls who come to the offer of seeing your big "sword".


I , however, actually do know how to use swords, daggers and other assorted medievil weaponry :p
And I tought myself most sword moves without watching movies. The only style i took classes for was fencing (and no i dont mean with wood and bailing wire)

[John]

When I'm walking it keeps hitting the back of my legs so it doesn't touch the ground while I am moving.
oh so your not a little man, well thats cool, good stealth value I guess - for catching the small children and stuffing them into your undercoat... lol

[John]

OMG you guys!!!!!!! Please stop it....the mental pictures are NOT good ones :sick:
pictures, do you get pictures? I only get these voices saying to sacrifice my first born to the breveran of satan.. weird huh?

[Waylander]

oh so your not a little man, well thats cool, good stealth value I guess - for catching the small children and stuffing them into your undercoat... lol
Or Kawasaki riders.... Where do you live again?
Oh and I am 6'2" dont ask what that is in metric I don't know.

[Slipstream]

oh so your not a little man, well thats cool, good stealth value I guess - for catching the small children and stuffing them into your undercoat... lol


This post shoulda contained a warning.

I was drinking a V, and spat it out laughing all over my keyboard and monitor

:killingme

[John]

68 Kensington Road, Whangarei.

Bring something to pleasure yourself, damned if I will be.

[John]

This post shoulda contained a warning.

I was drinking a V, and spat it out laughing all over my keyboard and monitor

:killingme
spitter huh?

(LMAO SORRY!)

[Waylander]

This post shoulda contained a warning.

I was drinking a V, and spat it out laughing all over my keyboard and monitor

:killingme
Yea I forgot slip had seen me that might explain the spitting out the V. Lucky it didn't come out your nose.

[Slipstream]

68 Kensington Road, Whangarei.

Bring something to pleasure yourself, damned if I will be.

Dude...I wouldn't put your Addy on here in public...PM it man!

BTW.....15 pages in 3 hours....

[John]

Lucky it didn't come out your nose.

MAN I hate when you drink any carbonated beverage (man I sound smart, but really its just the beer talking) and you get a fizzy nose, god damn-feels good at first until you realise that the acid is burning your nasial passage, then it starts to burn. :confused:

[John]

Dude...I wouldn't put your Addy on here in public...PM it man!

BTW.....15 pages in 3 hours....

But I was sneaky it isnt my real one. :P tricked you huh?

[Slipstream]

spitter huh?

(LMAO SORRY!)

Actually, you do know the difference between love, true love and showing off don't you?

[Waylander]

MAN I hate when you drink any carbonated beverage (man I sound smart, but really its just the beer talking) and you get a fizzy nose, god damn-feels good at first until you realise that the acid is burning your nasial passage, then it starts to burn. :confused:
Ok that was something I probably could have gone without knowing..:confused:

[John]

Actually, you do know the difference between love, true love and showing off don't you?

sadly I dont know any :weep:

[Slipstream]

Actually, you do know the difference between love, true love and showing off don't you?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling :bleh:

[John]

Ok that was something I probably could have gone without knowing..:confused:
think your thinking a different orafis mate, its all clean humor, with a turtle wax(TM) shine!

[John]

Spitting, swallowing and gargling :bleh:
huh, thats gotta be one for the diary...

Today I gargled, I think he was impressed.

[Waylander]

Spitting, swallowing and gargling :bleh:
Yet another fact I could have gone without knowing. Almost to 800 post:confused:
I think I have an addiction....

[John]

But it tastes soo much better than a heroin addiction.

Just keep away from woman, they try take us away from here - take our bikes and our man hood noooo...

[Waylander]

It's official I am in desperate need of a life. 800 post where atleast the last 789 have been crap.... anybody wanna sell me thiers?

[John]

It's official I am in desperate need of a life. 800 post where atleast the last 789 have been crap.... anybody wanna sell me thiers?
you can have mine no charge, but they are even more average.

[Waylander]

you can have mine no charge, but they are even more average.
You really want to get rid of it don't ya... lol anyway I'm off to bed. Gonna have dreams of a better life where my bike is legal as it still only took 5 bucks to fill the tank. Goodnight,

[John]

You really want to get rid of it don't ya... lol anyway I'm off to bed. Gonna have dreams of a better life where my bike is legal as it still only took 5 bucks to fill the tank. Goodnight,
cu, dont get to kinky in those dreams mr overcoat.