The worst day of the rest of my life.

[98tls]

Began early this morning when heading down towards Palmerston to hang a right and ride over the pig-route and saw in the distance an approaching motorcycle,with no headlight beaming i might add :oi-grr:at about the 1.5 km mark i stood up and started the wave only to feel that sinking feeling when at a hundy yards out still no wave in return :argh: which was made worse by the relization it wasnt a Harley rider :mad:but another Jappa:pinch:(hard to believe i know) this combined with the fact that the guy had the absolute minimum of saftey gear and was obviously doing 110kmh min made me short of breath wishing i had taken the time to check the colour of my urine when having a piss before leaving as no doubt it would have been an obvious sign that today was not a day to ride:girlfight:All this i managed to overcome then when reaching the good bits thought i would put into practice some "good skills" tips from the interweb but sadly all the expert opinion added up to nothing but a maze of personal opinion which in reality amounted to bugger all,on the way home i called in at the Palmerston coffee shop and ended up sharing the company of a local yokel who gave me his version of current affairs and the answer to all our problems no less,i mumbled fuck this i might as well go back to the puter and left,might just as well stayed here.:beer:

[Pussy]

All in all a good day then Mike? :whistle:

[PirateJafa]

A magician appears and hands you a rucksack.

This rucksack contains

- 9 full stops
- 5 capital letters
- 4 commas
- 2 apostrophes
- 1 cup of harden up
- 1 vial of deja vu

Would you like to transfer these items to your inventory (Y/N)?

[piston broke]

Began early this morning when heading down towards Palmerston to hang a right and ride over the pig-route and saw in the distance an approaching motorcycle,with no headlight beaming i might add :oi-grr:at about the 1.5 km mark i stood up and started the wave only to feel that sinking feeling when at a hundy yards out still no wave in return :argh: which was made worse by the relization it wasnt a Harley rider :mad:but another Jappa:pinch:(hard to believe i know)

count me in as a non believer, maybe you just didn't see it.
everyone waves don't they?

[piston broke]

A magician appears and hands you a rucksack.

This rucksack contains

- 9 full stops
- 5 capital letters
- 4 commas
- 2 apostrophes
- 1 cup of harden up
- 1 vial of deja vu

Would you like to transfer these items to your inventory (Y/N)?

i'll be in for some of those capitals,so long as i can hand them out as capital punishment.
i may need an apostrophy, as i don't know what they are.:gob:

[EatOrBeEaten]

A magician appears and hands you a rucksack.

This rucksack contains

- 9 full stops
- 5 capital letters
- 4 commas
- 2 apostrophes
- 1 cup of harden up
- 1 vial of deja vu

Would you like to transfer these items to your inventory (Y/N)?
Post of the year, right there....

[pixc]

hahaaa...and here I thought someone was announcing they got married today.

[Blatman]

See my post about "The Wave"
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=90314&highlight=wave
Thanks to Shalom Auslander.
No thanks to moderators who are trying to bin me for posting it, they think this is the 'Ladies Knitting Circle' rather than a biker forum ;-)

[Jantar]

...No thanks to moderators who are trying to bin me for posting it, they think this is the 'Ladies Knitting Circle' rather than a biker forum ;-)
No moderator is trying to "bin" you for posting that, or for anything else. Humour posts have been moved to humour, and you have not been infracted, or even warned for anything yet.

[Blatman]

No moderator is trying to "bin" you for posting that, or for anything else. Humour posts have been moved to humour, and you have not been infracted, or even warned for anything yet.

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I wouldn't have a f-ing clue what "infract" and "trolling" are but it sounds threatening...lighten up buddy!

[98tls]

A magician appears and hands you a rucksack.

This rucksack contains

- 9 full stops
- 5 capital letters
- 4 commas
- 2 apostrophes
- 1 cup of harden up
- 1 vial of deja vu

Would you like to transfer these items to your inventory (Y/N)? :clap:Nice to be home.Bling sent.

[Tank]

No thanks to moderators who are trying to bin me for posting it, they think this is the 'Ladies Knitting Circle' rather than a biker forum ;-)


No moderator is trying to "bin" you for posting that, or for anything else. Humour posts have been moved to humour, and you have not been infracted, or even warned for anything yet.

Hehehe Blatman got a knitting circle smack-down.

[Blatman]

Hehehe Blatman got a knitting circle smack-down.

Yeah, and an official warning ;-) I'm a very, very bad boy for trying to inject some humour!

[98tls]

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I wouldn't have a f-ing clue what "infract" and "trolling" are but it sounds threatening...lighten up buddy! In motorcycle cyberspace both are considered serious though pale when mentioned in the same thread as "i saw a guy speeding"/"i saw a guy riding with no gloves"/"a guy passed me on a bike that cost less than mine".

[marty]

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I wouldn't have a f-ing clue what "infract" and "trolling" are but it sounds threatening...lighten up buddy!

how ironic!

[Blatman]

how ironic!

holy retarded topic marty ;-)

[AllanB]

I'm very interested in knowing what colour urine indicates you should not go riding. I personally subscribe to the theory that having a great steaming bowel movement prior to riding lessens the change of the dreaded 'stinky sponge bum' in the even of a corner getting seriously f-ed up.

[FJRider]

No moderator is trying to "bin" you for posting that, or for anything else. Humour posts have been moved to humour, and you have not been infracted, or even warned for anything yet.

In other words... plenty of time... keep trying...

[Headbanger]

Began early this morning --snip---might just as well stayed here.:beer:
Damn ya, Thought this was heading somewhere bad.

Maybe one day I'll tell ya the story about how I got stuck in the pitch black hydro-slide.

Now that was a bad scene.

[FJRider]

a guy passed me on a bike that cost less than mine".

Could you really say that... ???

[98tls]

All in all a good day then Mike? :whistle: Yea mate pretty much,a few of us headed out early this morning taking advantage of the great weather and our first day off,after getting home cranked up the bbq and sat around with a few beers,one of our number got on the puter and checked out KB when he came outside for a beer his comment made me laugh,he had randomly clicked on a few threads and his summing up was "maybe they should call that site kiwi whinger" or "if any young fella wanted to be put off motorcycling log in there for an hour or two".

[AllanB]

Damn ya, Thought this was heading somewhere bad.

Maybe one day I'll tell ya the story about how I got stuck in the pitch black hydro-slide.

Now that was a bad scene.


Years ago there were these set of big wiggly slides at Brighton Beach in Christchurch - I when down there with friends wearing my snazzy three stripe stretchy track pants with the strap under the foot, and kung-foo shoes (looking sharp). I cannot recall what T-shirt I was wearing but it would have been very Miami Vice.

It was a hot day, the slides where running particularly fast and they gave you a form of sack to sit on and slide down. Somewhere very near the top I lost my sack and proceeded down on my arse at warp factor 7. I discovered that the track pants material, the slide, and lots of friction (heat) resulted in the pants melting onto my firm youthful buttocks.

Needless to say my associates found this most amusing.

[98tls]

Could you really say that... ??? Sadly yes,to make things worse he waved.

[Hailwood]

"Somewhere very near the top I lost my sack "

and we all know how painful losing your sack can be........:laugh:

[Serialunderachiever]

I'm very interested in knowing what colour urine indicates you should not go riding.

Bright red, with copious quantities of large purplish clots?:sick:

[fredie]

:slap::blip:

[Okey Dokey]

he had randomly clicked on a few threads and his summing up was "maybe they should call that site kiwi whinger" or "if any young fella wanted to be put off motorcycling log in there for an hour or two".

"Would some Power the giftie gie us
To see ourselves as others see us"

Robbie Burns

[FJRider]

Years ago there were these set of big wiggly slides at Brighton Beach in Christchurch - I when down there with friends wearing my snazzy three stripe stretchy track pants with the strap under the foot, and kung-foo shoes (looking sharp). I cannot recall what T-shirt I was wearing but it would have been very Miami Vice.

It was a hot day, the slides where running particularly fast and they gave you a form of sack to sit on and slide down. Somewhere very near the top I lost my sack and proceeded down on my arse at warp factor 7. I discovered that the track pants material, the slide, and lots of friction (heat) resulted in the pants melting onto my firm youthful buttocks.

Needless to say my associates found this most amusing.

information overload... I hope the nightmares stop (mine I meant)

[FJRider]

I'm very interested in knowing what colour urine indicates you should not go riding. I personally subscribe to the theory that having a great steaming bowel movement prior to riding lessens the change of the dreaded 'stinky sponge bum' in the even of a corner getting seriously f-ed up.

ANY colour indicates life... which is a good start. After that.... its down hill. Clear means the body is hydrated, and fine. any actual colour, in darker shades, or stranger "colours", indicates a degree of bodily impairment. Mental functions capapability , on the other hand, is difficult to asess, a friend you trust may advise.
I go on the assumption I'm ok... but everybody ELSE should stay off the road......

[Rodney007]

u think colored urine is bad? heh try downing 2 or 3 mizone blues' and have a look at your POO'S:eek:, enough to tell yah not to ride, let alone do anything other than rest for few days

[JimO]

Damn ya, Thought this was heading somewhere bad.

Maybe one day I'll tell ya the story about how I got stuck in the pitch black hydro-slide.

Now that was a bad scene.

did they send some kids down to try to dislodge you

[Headbanger]

did they send some kids down to try to dislodge you

I had a heap of people jammed up behind me......

[Lilly2w]

Years ago there were these set of big wiggly slides at Brighton Beach in Christchurch - I when down there with friends wearing my snazzy three stripe stretchy track pants with the strap under the foot, and kung-foo shoes (looking sharp). I cannot recall what T-shirt I was wearing but it would have been very Miami Vice.

It was a hot day, the slides where running particularly fast and they gave you a form of sack to sit on and slide down. Somewhere very near the top I lost my sack and proceeded down on my arse at warp factor 7. I discovered that the track pants material, the slide, and lots of friction (heat) resulted in the pants melting onto my firm youthful buttocks.

Needless to say my associates found this most amusing.

3 stripes AND kung foo shoes! Man you were cool, sorry to hear about your sack tho :(