The worst day of the rest of my life.

**98tls** · 26th January 2009, 19:31

Began early this morning when heading down towards Palmerston to hang a right and ride over the pig-route and saw in the distance an approaching motorcycle,with no headlight beaming i might add

at about the 1.5 km mark i stood up and started the wave only to feel that sinking feeling when at a hundy yards out still no wave in return

which was made worse by the relization it wasnt a Harley rider

but another Jappa

(hard to believe i know) this combined with the fact that the guy had the absolute minimum of saftey gear and was obviously doing 110kmh min made me short of breath wishing i had taken the time to check the colour of my urine when having a piss before leaving as no doubt it would have been an obvious sign that today was not a day to ride

All this i managed to overcome then when reaching the good bits thought i would put into practice some "good skills" tips from the interweb but sadly all the expert opinion added up to nothing but a maze of personal opinion which in reality amounted to bugger all,on the way home i called in at the Palmerston coffee shop and ended up sharing the company of a local yokel who gave me his version of current affairs and the answer to all our problems no less,i mumbled fuck this i might as well go back to the puter and left,might just as well stayed here.

**Pussy** · 26th January 2009, 19:39

All in all a good day then Mike?

**PirateJafa** · 26th January 2009, 19:39

Code:

A magician appears and hands you a rucksack.

This rucksack contains

- 9 full stops
- 5 capital letters
- 4 commas
- 2 apostrophes
- 1 cup of harden up
- 1 vial of deja vu

Would you like to transfer these items to your inventory (Y/N)?

**piston broke** · 26th January 2009, 19:39

Originally Posted by 98tls

Began early this morning when heading down towards Palmerston to hang a right and ride over the pig-route and saw in the distance an approaching motorcycle,with no headlight beaming i might add

at about the 1.5 km mark i stood up and started the wave only to feel that sinking feeling when at a hundy yards out still no wave in return

which was made worse by the relization it wasnt a Harley rider

but another Jappa

(hard to believe i know)

count me in as a non believer, maybe you just didn't see it.
everyone waves don't they?

**piston broke** · 26th January 2009, 19:44

Originally Posted by PirateJafa

Code:

A magician appears and hands you a rucksack.

This rucksack contains

- 9 full stops
- 5 capital letters
- 4 commas
- 2 apostrophes
- 1 cup of harden up
- 1 vial of deja vu

Would you like to transfer these items to your inventory (Y/N)?

i'll be in for some of those capitals,so long as i can hand them out as capital punishment.
i may need an apostrophy, as i don't know what they are.

**EatOrBeEaten** · 26th January 2009, 19:46

Originally Posted by PirateJafa

Code:

A magician appears and hands you a rucksack.

This rucksack contains

- 9 full stops
- 5 capital letters
- 4 commas
- 2 apostrophes
- 1 cup of harden up
- 1 vial of deja vu

Would you like to transfer these items to your inventory (Y/N)?

Post of the year, right there....

**pixc** · 26th January 2009, 20:07

hahaaa...and here I thought someone was announcing they got married today.

**Blatman** · 26th January 2009, 20:19

See my post about "The Wave"
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...highlight=wave
Thanks to Shalom Auslander.
No thanks to moderators who are trying to bin me for posting it, they think this is the 'Ladies Knitting Circle' rather than a biker forum ;-)

**Jantar** · 26th January 2009, 20:24

Originally Posted by Blatman

...No thanks to moderators who are trying to bin me for posting it, they think this is the 'Ladies Knitting Circle' rather than a biker forum ;-)

No moderator is trying to "bin" you for posting that, or for anything else. Humour posts have been moved to humour, and you have not been infracted, or even warned for anything yet.

**Blatman** · 26th January 2009, 20:32

Originally Posted by Jantar

No moderator is trying to "bin" you for posting that, or for anything else. Humour posts have been moved to humour, and you have not been infracted, or even warned for anything yet.

(Unauthorised posting of a PM removed by Moderator)
I wouldn't have a f-ing clue what "infract" and "trolling" are but it sounds threatening...lighten up buddy!

**98tls** · 26th January 2009, 20:41

Originally Posted by PirateJafa

Code:

A magician appears and hands you a rucksack.

This rucksack contains

- 9 full stops
- 5 capital letters
- 4 commas
- 2 apostrophes
- 1 cup of harden up
- 1 vial of deja vu

Would you like to transfer these items to your inventory (Y/N)?

Nice to be home.Bling sent.

**Tank** · 26th January 2009, 20:53

Originally Posted by Blatman

No thanks to moderators who are trying to bin me for posting it, they think this is the 'Ladies Knitting Circle' rather than a biker forum ;-)

Originally Posted by Jantar

No moderator is trying to "bin" you for posting that, or for anything else. Humour posts have been moved to humour, and you have not been infracted, or even warned for anything yet.

Hehehe Blatman got a knitting circle smack-down.

**Blatman** · 26th January 2009, 20:56

Originally Posted by Tank

Hehehe Blatman got a knitting circle smack-down.

Yeah, and an official warning ;-) I'm a very, very bad boy for trying to inject some humour!

**98tls** · 26th January 2009, 20:58

Originally Posted by Blatman

(Unauthorised posting of a PM removed by Moderator)
I wouldn't have a f-ing clue what "infract" and "trolling" are but it sounds threatening...lighten up buddy!

In motorcycle cyberspace both are considered serious though pale when mentioned in the same thread as "i saw a guy speeding"/"i saw a guy riding with no gloves"/"a guy passed me on a bike that cost less than mine".

**marty** · 26th January 2009, 21:02

Originally Posted by Blatman

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I wouldn't have a f-ing clue what "infract" and "trolling" are but it sounds threatening...lighten up buddy!

how ironic!