Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!! - Curry!!!!!!

[Biff]

Mother F%#$%#in curry everywhere!!!!!

I've just opened my Givi topbox in order to take out my lunch, only to find that the marvellous left over curry (courtesy of Ms Biff) has spilt everywhere. All over my spare gloves, waterproofs, paperwork, radar detector, MP3 player etc etc.

What a freakin mess!!!!

Rant over.

Carry on.

[MSTRS]

Wasn't what the inexperienced curry taster left, was it??

[vifferman]

So get licking, Biff Baff.

[ManDownUnder]

...bugger...

[Biff]

Could someone please lend me $5 for some sandwiches. I've left my wallet at home.

:confused:

[jrandom]

Could someone please lend me $5 for some sandwiches. I've left my wallet at home.

Just fast until dinnertime. You're getting too fat, anyway.

[Paul in NZ]

Whats a top box and why the heck does a motocycle need one? :spudwhat: (PT)

[Biff]

Just fast until dinnertime. You're getting too fat, anyway.

Shit, I didn't realise my webcam was on.

Anyway, I'm not fat - I'm big boned.

[StoneChucker]

Shit, I didn't realise my webcam was on.

Anyway, I'm not fat - I'm big boned.
Want some cheesy poofs?

[Biff]

Whats a top box and why the heck does a motocycle need one? :spudwhat: (PT)

My bikes (removable) top box & panniers. Just about adequate to hold my daily lunch snack. :yeah:

[Biff]

Want some cheesy poofs?

I'm not prejudice, but eating camp - milk products aint my thing.

Thanks anyway Cartload, sorry Cartman :niceone:

[XTC]

My bikes (removable) top box & panniers. Just about adequate to hold my daily lunch snack. :yeah:
Now thats pretty... colour matched and all.... All that room and no place for your wallet:)

[Biff]

Now thats pretty... colour matched and all..

Was colour matched, now a sickly yellow colour!!

[ManDownUnder]

Now thats pretty... colour matched and all.... All that room and no place for your wallet:)

There would be no room for the wallet - he filled it with curry :sweatdrop :lol:

[vifferman]

Now thats pretty... colour matched and all.... All that room and no place for your wallet:)
Looks like no room for Mrs BiffBaff either.
Hmmm... those'd match the VifFerraRi too.. hmmmmmm...........

[Biff]

I don't believe you lot. I have a catastrophic accident and spill my lunch everywhere, possibly permanently staining my box (place smutty comments here), and a whole host of other bits n bobs. My radar detector is now only good for locating a Ticka Masala at 200 yards, and all you lot can do is laugh.

Charming.
:shake:

[Biff]

Looks like no room for Mrs BiffBaff either.
Hmmm... those'd match the VifFerraRi too.. hmmmmmm...........

Plenty of room for Mrs Biff Baff - note the integrated seat rest on the top box too. Apparently it makes for very comfy riding.

[ManDownUnder]

My radar detector is now only good for locating a Ticka Masala at 200 yards, and all you lot can do is laugh.


That's not good mate I have to admit...

... if it won't at least sniff out a Vindaloo I'd throw it

[vifferman]

I don't believe you lot. I have a catastrophic accident and spill my lunch everywhere....and all you lot can do is laugh.
I didn't laugh, but I can give you some sympathy, if you like.

Poor, poor Biff Baff! :confused: What a terrible thing to happen! :weep: It must be truly awful for you. :crybaby:

My condolences. Here - have some love :hug:


Was that OK, or did I overdo it a bit ? :whistle:

[MSTRS]

I don't believe you lot. I have a catastrophic accident and spill my lunch everywhere, possibly permanently staining my box (place smutty comments here), and a whole host of other bits n bobs. My radar detector is now only good for locating a Ticka Masala at 200 yards, and all you lot can do is laugh.

Charming.
:shake:
No No Kemosabe....we are laughing WITH you

[Paul in NZ]

My bikes (removable) top box & panniers. Just about adequate to hold my daily lunch snack. :yeah:

aargghh Fark... Thats what comes from having a living room bolted to yer bike mate. Good old plastic rubbish sack tied on with hairy string is the go.

Mind you, what was I expecting from the sort of guy that takes a wet curry to work. Wots wrong wiv yer traditional curly cheese sarnies mate...

I dunno... Countries gorn to the pack since we let all these foreigners in with their funny food and smelly luggage. (PT)

Paul N

[spudchucka]

You're better off without it. You could end up like this chap!

[Biff]

My condolences. Here - have some love :hug:


Eherm - I take it that's manly, aggressive, tesoterone filled love you're offering me? In which case thanks, and I can't wait for Wales to kick the Froggies arses next Saturday. Grrrrrrrrrrr


Wots wrong wiv yer traditional curly cheese sarnies mate...

Bloody kids expected to be fed at school didnt they. For some reason they get the remaining bread for their sarnies, I get leftovers. Hmmph.


I dunno... Countries gorn to the pack since we let all these foreigners in with their funny food and smelly luggage. (PT)

Paul N

Next week it's pan fried Bulgarian Swamp Donkey in a seasame oil sauce.

[Daisy Duke]

You're better off without it. You could end up like this chap!

Kinda glad I haven't had any lunch now!! :sick:

[ManDownUnder]

You're better off without it. You could end up like this chap!

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!! :shake:

[Paul in NZ]

Next week it's pan fried Bulgarian Swamp Donkey in a seasame oil sauce.

Oh so I can take it your previous employer (wot we were discussing recently) was NOT the RSPCA then?

Anyway, you now have a witty answer for any HD owner that accuses your bike of being a rice burner... "Nah mate, get a wif o dis, she a curry muncha..."

Paul N

[Ms Piggy]

Anyway, I'm not fat - I'm big boned.
I prefer voluptuous. :shake:

[Biff]

I prefer voluptuous. :shake:

Me too!! Don't you think they are far more comfortable to lie on ?

Wait a minute, you were talking about the use of PC terminology there weren't you?!

I'll get my coat.

[Ms Piggy]

Me too!! Don't you think they are far more comfortable to lie on ?

Wait a minute, you were talking about the use of PC terminology there weren't you?!

I'll get my coat.
Errrrrr...no I was meaning I prefer "voluptuous", as opposed to "big boned".

I'm sure I am more comfortable to lie on too though.

[Sniper]

BB, you know, you come up with the weirdest stuff :lol:

Go to Apex, ask mike if he will lend you some money, he drives a valiant and is a real good guy

[Sniper]

You're better off without it. You could end up like this chap!

Hmmm, I feel nauseous

[Biff]

Errrrrr...no I was meaning I prefer "voluptuous", as opposed to "big boned".

I'm sure I am more comfortable to lie on too though.


I knew that, but I'd prefer to refer to myself as big boned as opposed to voluptuous. If ya get my drift.

As for you being sure that you're comfortable to lie on, do you need a second opinion? :Pokey:


BB, you know, you come up with the weirdest stuff :lol:

My life is somewhat weird at times.
Take last night for example, while out running I tripped over a Hedgehog. I swear he stuck his leg out an got me on purpose.

[Sniper]

I knew that, but I'd prefer to refer to myself as big boned as opposed to voluptuous. If ya get my drift.

As for you being sure that you're comfortable to lie on, do you need a second opinion? :Pokey:


Is there something someone isnt telling us??

[scumdog]

Whats a top box and why the heck does a motocycle need one? :spudwhat: (PT)

Quite right Paul, it's an extranious item not needed on a real bike - along with the radar detector, I mean to say what the hell use was it being in the top box? maybe an item for soaking up curry? :bleh: :bleh: :laugh:

[Ms Piggy]

As for you being sure that you're comfortable to lie on, do you need a second opinion? :Pokey:
I assure you I have had several opinions and no complaints ;)

[Biff]

I assure you I have had several opinions and no complaints ;)

Not even a moan?

[Skunk]

Not even a moan?That got one from me. Now cut it out. :shake:

[scumdog]

Not even a moan?

Get a room!! CSL ya didn't strike me as 'that' kind of girl!! :confused:

[Ms Piggy]

Get a room!! CSL ya didn't strike me as 'that' kind of girl!! :confused:
There's lots you don't know about me. :devil2: :innocent: