Sweating like a rapist? [Archive]

secondfield

12th February 2009, 14:30

:sweatdrop

Well heres a helpful hint if you suffer from a mean case of the dirty ole' helmet sweats (dripping through the gogg's into the eyes etc....)

Go raid the cooks' toiletries and grab yerself one of those fan-dangled panty sheild thinggymebob's... :niceone:

Stuff the bugger in the top of yer helmet (around where your forehead is jutting - cmon, we're all neanderthals). And hey presto! the super absorbent nature of them will virtually guarantee you a sweat free ride.

No more stinging eyes !! :clap:

honda_power

12th February 2009, 14:34

heh heh. good shit.

Sully60

12th February 2009, 14:36

I can only find tampons, will they do?

Mom

12th February 2009, 14:37

I can only find tampons, will they do?

Yeah, one in each ear should cover it :yes:

Trudes

12th February 2009, 14:39

Tampons are good for nose bleeds and cleaning out your sump, so I've heard Sully. The old panty-liner in the helmet trick eh, and here was me thinking that Kendog was playing "mousey mousey" with the cat with all my lady's things.

laserracer

12th February 2009, 14:41

What do you do with the wings ??? can i use them anytime or only on heavy forehead days:blink:mmmm maybe a new sponsor ..TAMPAX..I tried the tampon in the helmet but the string kept on getting in my eyes...how am i gonna fit that in my helmet with lipstick,eyeshadow,and nailpolish already in there ??OH yeah last tip.. if you do use a panty shield ..make sure its a fresh one:sick:

Sully60

12th February 2009, 14:42

What do you do with the wings ??? can i use them anytime or only on heavy forehead days:blink:

Aren't those to stop it coming out the sides, so I've heard anyway:whistle:

Mom

12th February 2009, 14:44

I can only find tampons, will they do?

Tampons are good for nose bleeds and cleaning out your sump, so I've heard Sully. The old panty-liner in the helmet trick eh, and here was me thinking that Kendog was playing "mousey mousey" with the cat with all my lady's things.

Here's a thought, you two should try them next bucket meeting, see if it works and if you survive the bagging you get for doing it. Actually thinking about it, one of you should heads jrandom up to this thread, I saw him talking about the amount he sweats in the underpants thread the other day :sunny:

skidMark

12th February 2009, 14:49

Sully60

12th February 2009, 14:50

words words jrandom words words underpants more words

I don't know if it's possible to be sickened by something so empty, wait no:puke:

Trudes

12th February 2009, 14:56

I don't know if it's possible to be sickened by something so empty, wait no:puke:

:rofl: yeah all I read was "jrandom sweating in his underpants" too, please Mom, no with the mental images, NOOOOO!!!!!

laserracer

12th February 2009, 14:57

its a really good idea ...BUT...i cant really see me getting to a riding spot then in front of the boyz pulling out my pantie shield and sticking it in my helmet:lol:or what about going into the bank and taking your helmet off and lo and behold theres a pantie shield stuck to your forehead as you enter the bank:lol:

BOGAR

12th February 2009, 15:07

its a really good idea ...BUT...i cant really see me getting to a riding spot then in front of the Boyz pulling out my pantie shield and sticking it in my helmet:lol:or what about going into the bank and taking your helmet off and lo and behold theres a pantie shield stuck to your forehead as you enter the bank:lol:
My thoughts exactly. Very interesting idea and needs further (KB) investigation???

XxKiTtiExX

12th February 2009, 15:12

"stop wearing pvc"

The Stranger

12th February 2009, 15:15

:sweatdrop

well heres a helpful hint if you suffer from a mean case of the dirty ole' helmet sweats (dripping through the gogg's into the eyes etc....)

go raid the cooks' toiletries and grab yerself one of those fan-dangled panty sheild thinggymebob's... :niceone:

Stuff the bugger in the top of yer helmet (around where your forehead is jutting - cmon, we're all neanderthals). And hey presto! The super absorbent nature of them will virtually guarantee you a sweat free ride.

No more stinging eyes !! :clap:

ride faster!

EatOrBeEaten

12th February 2009, 15:18

ride faster!
That's your answer for everything...

MIXONE

12th February 2009, 15:19

Is this a "No Strings Attached" guarantee?

laserracer

12th February 2009, 15:19

"stop wearing pvc"

Do i have to?... the pvc helmet with the zip up mouth and the full pvc skintight suit and thigh high boots.. its so comfy to ride in..and its like wearing a built in camelbac
just puch a hole under your armpit and drink away all the fluid you could ever want and on hot sticky dayz like today it makes its own water:clap::banana:

XxKiTtiExX

12th February 2009, 15:22

Do i have to?... the pvc helmet with the zip up mouth and the full pvc skintight suit and thigh high boots.. its so comfy to ride in..and its like wearing a built in camelbac
just puch a hole under your armpit and drink away all the fluid you could ever want and on hot sticky dayz like today it makes its own water:clap::banana:

I want photos! :laugh:

Sully60

12th February 2009, 15:25

Here you go... (http://bilder.afterbuy.de/images/41242/mp10.jpg)

jrandom

12th February 2009, 15:26

jrandom... underpants...

In certain circumstances, I don't wear underpants.

:sunny:

As a matter of fact, I'm sitting here right now, drenched in sweat, totally not wearing any underpants.

It is awesome.

The Stranger

12th February 2009, 15:27

That's your answer for everything...

I can't fault it.

The Stranger

12th February 2009, 15:28

In certain circumstances, I don't wear underpants.

:sunny:

As a matter of fact, I'm sitting here right now, drenched in sweat, totally not wearing any underpants.

It is awesome.

Photos or it didn't happen.

jrandom

12th February 2009, 15:28

That's your answer for everything...

I can't fault it.

Get a goddamn room, you two.

Sully60

12th February 2009, 15:28

I can't fault it.

Yeah man, if in doubt gas it out!

jrandom

12th February 2009, 15:29

Photos or it didn't happen.

You shoulda looked out your front window about five minutes ago.

laserracer

12th February 2009, 15:29

here i am with sully60 just before a ride

ManDownUnder

12th February 2009, 15:31

here i am with sully60 just before a ride

I'd hit it... with a 308...

Sully60

12th February 2009, 15:32

here i am with sully60 just before a ride

You could've used the photo that shows my Titanium codpiece, sheesh man show the quality pics!

Is that what you wear instead of underpants jrandom?

The Stranger

12th February 2009, 15:33

You shoulda looked out your front window about five minutes ago.

You weren't prowling around my house peeping with your pants down again were you?

jrandom

12th February 2009, 15:33

Is that what you wear instead of underpants jrandom?

I wear padded bib shorts. I'm talking about for cycling. Which I seem to be doing a lot of these days.

laserracer

12th February 2009, 15:33

You could've used the photo that shows my Titanium codpiece, sheesh man show the quality pics!

Is that what you wear instead of underpants jrandom?

Sorry master you had better spank me iv'e been a naughty boy
but im not polishing your cod piece again..that sucker is slippery

jrandom

12th February 2009, 15:34

You weren't prowling around my house peeping with your pants down again were you?

Nope. Just flashing past on the road looking more stunningly awesome than you could possibly imagine.

Reckless

12th February 2009, 16:20

OH fuck now I've read it all LOL!!! :2thumbsup

Quite frankly as a a dirt biker (and I'm sure I'll speak for most of us) I'd rather not see then stick a bloody surf board on my forehead!!!

Oh shit still cracking up at the thought!!! Pics Secondfield we need pics LOL!!!!

Actually find the foam on my goggles catches 99% of it!! Secondly a good Fox helmet with good venting and that chamois sweat leaching stuff in it helps heaps as well! My first $60-00 Fly 303 was a shocker for sweat, but a surfboard in it?? LOL!!!

Maybe you should send the idea to Carefree, patent it, make a fortune!

haha they'd be calling ya "C...t face" or Rag head, ripping the helmet off tryin to find the G spot LOL!!! be just the thing if you fell off and got a blood nose I suppose! oh I'm sure the boys will have many more ideas!!

PS sorry mate you must have known you'd get some stick :Pokey: posting that!!!

I dare ya mate post a pic with it on ya forehead!!! :banana: :drool:

rossrc

12th February 2009, 16:27

I guess if you had it real bad you could put a nappy on your head... you ever seen how much those things swell up... tho, might end up with your head stuck! Doesn't that happen with the pads as well?

Mom

12th February 2009, 16:29

In certain circumstances, I don't wear underpants.

:sunny:

As a matter of fact, I'm sitting here right now, drenched in sweat, totally not wearing any underpants.

It is awesome.

Me either :blip: I am sitting here now dripping wet, not wearing any undies either, fells bloody wonderful truth be told :yes:

EatOrBeEaten

12th February 2009, 16:34

I'm wearing pants :(

I feel like I'm missing out...

laserracer

12th February 2009, 16:38

i like to be different im sitting here drippin with sweat, and wearing me undies on the outside of my pants,:bleh:

The Stranger

12th February 2009, 16:41

Me either :blip: I am sitting here now dripping wet, not wearing any undies either, fells bloody wonderful truth be told :yes:

Maha just walk in?

EatOrBeEaten

12th February 2009, 16:41

i like to be different im sitting here drippin with sweat, and wearing me undies on the outside of my pants,:bleh:

Heretic! We used to burn your kind in the old country...

The Stranger

12th February 2009, 16:42

I'm wearing pants :(

I feel like I'm missing out...

I'd take mine off but the fly problem is bad enough round here as it is.

ManDownUnder

12th February 2009, 16:44

... so... does it have to be a new one?

:chase:

telliman

12th February 2009, 16:45

funny how the title attracted all the road bikers so fast, then they all sit around and laugh at there own coments!
classic!

rossrc

12th February 2009, 16:47

I see you can get your Wicky Stick-It Helmet Liners here: http://www.smartpakequine.com/ProductClass.aspx?productclassid=6210&cm_mmc=NexTag-_-Shopping%20Feed-_-NA-_-16210

along with hair nets, Tally-Ho Helmet Bag and some guy called Charles Owen will clean your helmet for ya as well... sounds a bit suss

Mom

12th February 2009, 16:47

I'm wearing pants :(

I feel like I'm missing out...

Take 'em off, come on you know you want to :blip:

i like to be different im sitting here drippin with sweat, and wearing me undies on the outside of my pants,:bleh:

Weirdo, Ive seen someone else doing that on here though :cool:

Maha just walk in?

In where?

Lonebull

12th February 2009, 16:47

Sully60

12th February 2009, 16:48

funny how the title attracted all the road bikers so fast, then they all sit around and laugh at there own coments!
classic!

Who you calling a road biker? I like it both ways, tampons or pads, it don't matter!

kezzafish

12th February 2009, 21:50

:sweatdrop

Well heres a helpful hint if you suffer from a mean case of the dirty ole' dripping. Go raid the cook and grab yer fan-dangled panty

Stuff the bugger onto yer helmet. I will guarantee you a free ride.

:clap:

You've been a very naughty boy

hospitalfood

12th February 2009, 21:54

I can only find tampons, will they do?

good for bullet holes

EatOrBeEaten

12th February 2009, 22:09

I'd take mine off but the fly problem is bad enough round here as it is.

Maybe wrap one of those sticky fly-paper things round yourself?

Take 'em off, come on you know you want to :blip:

Don't worry, all sorted now... :D

SARGE

12th February 2009, 22:10

Tampons are good for nose bleeds and cleaning out your sump,

good for bullet wounds too.. used to carry 6 in my first aid kit..

Gwinch

12th February 2009, 22:12

I've been naked for all but an hour of the day as I had a chiropractic appointment. It is fiendishly hot and it even came up in conversation with my chiropractor that naked is the best way to be. She approved.

EatOrBeEaten

12th February 2009, 22:29

ManDownUnder

13th February 2009, 08:11

Bloody stay at home types, with your fans and your aircon and your nudity....

Don't be silly - I'm at work...

laserracer

13th February 2009, 10:39

QUOTE=ManDownUnder;1933764]Don't be silly - I'm at work...[/QUOTE]

:woohoo: nice one ..lol.lol

EatOrBeEaten

13th February 2009, 12:05

Don't be silly - I'm at work...
On the K-road?

ManDownUnder

13th February 2009, 12:26

On the K-road?

Funny you should say that - find Hopetoun Street

cheese

13th February 2009, 14:43

Hmm time for a thread move to dribble bin..........

secondfield

13th February 2009, 19:04

Bloody road bikers ruining a perfect legit thread...

I have just been informed that this months ADB has that handy hint at the back of the mag ....

I didnt know about it .. honest!

Apparently a no name world class enduro rider uses these... haha
:yes:

telliman

13th February 2009, 19:14

must say though, imagine coming into the pits with all the boys and taking your helmet off and your pad falling on the ground! or parking nxt to a family whos watching junior and droping your pad in front of mumsy! ooppps.

courts

13th February 2009, 19:54

You guys noticed whenever some sort of homo-erotic conversation comes up theres a hundred road biking closet hiders that want to be to noticed.......
get your own forum........thread theives!

EatOrBeEaten

13th February 2009, 21:47

surely if there are women posting as well then it's just erotic?

2_SL0

14th February 2009, 22:35

How did I miss this interesting topic. However I am with Reckless on this, I would rather have the sweat in my eyes.
All I have is visions of taking my helmet off with the surf board still stuck to my forehead, then I don't actually realize and begin chatting to complete strangers.
I can look like a plonker fairly easily by myself, so assistance is not required.

flyingcr250

15th February 2009, 07:43

baby powder (made from real finely ground babies) and a bandanna are the way to go. i put it in my gloves too it helps blisters.

secondfield

15th February 2009, 19:55

All I have is visions of taking my helmet off with the surf board still stuck to my forehead

You get the ones with adhesive wings buddy and stick em to the helmet liner... :rolleyes:

Real technical.

barty5

15th February 2009, 21:49

was thinking bout these pads during the gncc yesterday with all the sweat going down my face mad me laugh thinkin of this thread but i think ill just stick with the dripping sweat for now. Only get real anoying once it starts to run down yah nose tickles like shit you find yourself shakin your head to get rid of it. lol

XxKiTtiExX

15th February 2009, 21:52

You get the ones with adhesive wings buddy and stick em to the helmet liner... :rolleyes:

Real technical.

I thought I was meant to use the adhesive side to stick the pad to my forehead, not the helmet. No wonder I got given strange looks today (other than the normal). This suddenly makes sense now!! :weep:

2_SL0

17th February 2009, 16:48

kezzafish

17th February 2009, 18:40

You get the ones with adhesive wings buddy and stick em to the helmet liner... :rolleyes:

Real technical.

As a male, Im afraid I was not aware of that "technical" option, any male that is aware of it I would be suspect of him being a male. :lol:

maybe it's 'cos i'm gay but i can't understand what the women are doing with the adhesive bit? does it double up as a wax strip?

2_SL0

17th February 2009, 19:04

maybe it's 'cos i'm gay but i can't understand what the women are doing with the adhesive bit? does it double up as a wax strip?

LMAO, Im not sure but secondfield can most likely give you the "technical" answer.

secondfield

17th February 2009, 20:26

Jesus guy's.

No-one got a missus out there?

This forum is chokka with predatory chutney ferrets eh...

There are ad's on the idiot box that explain the 'rationale' to pre pubescent teen's...

The wings stick the buggers to the ladies knickers so they don't snail trail around...

Gah.. I feel a bit queasy now having to explain that :eek5:

I reckon kezza's onto something tho with his 'waxing' theory ... hmmm;)