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    Sweating like a rapist?



    Well heres a helpful hint if you suffer from a mean case of the dirty ole' helmet sweats (dripping through the gogg's into the eyes etc....)

    Go raid the cooks' toiletries and grab yerself one of those fan-dangled panty sheild thinggymebob's...

    Stuff the bugger in the top of yer helmet (around where your forehead is jutting - cmon, we're all neanderthals). And hey presto! the super absorbent nature of them will virtually guarantee you a sweat free ride.

    No more stinging eyes !!
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    heh heh. good shit.

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    I can only find tampons, will they do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    I can only find tampons, will they do?
    Yeah, one in each ear should cover it
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    Nonono,

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    Tampons are good for nose bleeds and cleaning out your sump, so I've heard Sully. The old panty-liner in the helmet trick eh, and here was me thinking that Kendog was playing "mousey mousey" with the cat with all my lady's things.

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    What do you do with the wings ??? can i use them anytime or only on heavy forehead daysmmmm maybe a new sponsor ..TAMPAX..I tried the tampon in the helmet but the string kept on getting in my eyes...how am i gonna fit that in my helmet with lipstick,eyeshadow,and nailpolish already in there ??OH yeah last tip.. if you do use a panty shield ..make sure its a fresh one
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    Quote Originally Posted by laserracer View Post
    What do you do with the wings ??? can i use them anytime or only on heavy forehead days
    Aren't those to stop it coming out the sides, so I've heard anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    I can only find tampons, will they do?
    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    Tampons are good for nose bleeds and cleaning out your sump, so I've heard Sully. The old panty-liner in the helmet trick eh, and here was me thinking that Kendog was playing "mousey mousey" with the cat with all my lady's things.
    Here's a thought, you two should try them next bucket meeting, see if it works and if you survive the bagging you get for doing it. Actually thinking about it, one of you should heads jrandom up to this thread, I saw him talking about the amount he sweats in the underpants thread the other day
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    Tampons are good for nose bleeds and cleaning out your sump, so I've heard Sully. The old panty-liner in the helmet trick eh, and here was me thinking that Kendog was playing "mousey mousey" with the cat with all my lady's things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    words words jrandom words words underpants more words
    I don't know if it's possible to be sickened by something so empty, wait no

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    I don't know if it's possible to be sickened by something so empty, wait no
    yeah all I read was "jrandom sweating in his underpants" too, please Mom, no with the mental images, NOOOOO!!!!!

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    its a really good idea ...BUT...i cant really see me getting to a riding spot then in front of the boyz pulling out my pantie shield and sticking it in my helmetor what about going into the bank and taking your helmet off and lo and behold theres a pantie shield stuck to your forehead as you enter the bank
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    Quote Originally Posted by laserracer View Post
    its a really good idea ...BUT...i cant really see me getting to a riding spot then in front of the Boyz pulling out my pantie shield and sticking it in my helmetor what about going into the bank and taking your helmet off and lo and behold theres a pantie shield stuck to your forehead as you enter the bank
    My thoughts exactly. Very interesting idea and needs further (KB) investigation???
    I may be slow at getting things but..... no wait I'm just slow.

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    "stop wearing pvc"

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    Quote Originally Posted by secondfield View Post


    well heres a helpful hint if you suffer from a mean case of the dirty ole' helmet sweats (dripping through the gogg's into the eyes etc....)

    go raid the cooks' toiletries and grab yerself one of those fan-dangled panty sheild thinggymebob's...

    Stuff the bugger in the top of yer helmet (around where your forehead is jutting - cmon, we're all neanderthals). And hey presto! The super absorbent nature of them will virtually guarantee you a sweat free ride.

    No more stinging eyes !!
    ride faster!
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