The only reason I come on to Kiwi Biker is...

[Conquiztador]

U have a reason? What is driving you to come back here again and again and...

Posessive? Frustration? Want to put them in their place?


Tell us, here is your chance!

[Storm]

To waste time.(these days-it wasn't always like this-sigh)

[oldrider]

If you gave us multi choice, I would have ticked the last box too but I just get lonely for talking "biker shit"! :ride: John.

[Tank]

Im only here because I got banned from the vodafone mobile phone forum.

[Motu]

I went to the Classic meeting at Pukekohe,I met losts of people - some from waaaay back.We talked a lot about bikes,and we talked about other things thrown in too.....differences,and money or parts owed were put aside.I came away pretty happy I have known these people.

I guess that's what I want to see here - tell me about the bike,what you have done/am going to do with it,what you like about it,what you want to change,where you've been on it.I want to say,wow,I didn't know that,I really like what you've done,you should do this,how much?,I've got a set of carbs for that,really?,how do you know him?Stuff like that.

I don't like people,I like bikes - but bikes make interesting people.

[ducatilover]

mum told me to get laid........

[Headbanger]

I'm here for the the entertainment, The fact that the common ground is bikes is just the icing on the cake.

And I enjoy a good old fashioned argument.:girlfight::girlfight::girlfight:

[ducatilover]

And I enjoy a good old fashioned argument.:girlfight::girlfight::girlfight:

no you dont :girlfight::Pokey:

[true-to-life]

It's bloomin great. Info about the best things in life - bikes (and every damn thing under the sun about them), rider skills, events, stuff about just stuff. And a farkin great laugh time and time again. Has me giggling out loud lots.

[Conquiztador]

It's bloomin great. Info about the best things in life - bikes (and every damn thing under the sun about them), rider skills, events, stuff about just stuff. And a farkin great laugh time and time again. Has me giggling out loud lots.

Now why was there no ladies like you around when I wanted to get married? I would have kept U happy 24/7.

[Brownbikerbabe]

I come here every November once the bike is put into hibernation because it's winter where I live and I can't ride, I come for my motorcycle fix, and mingle with bikers, plus this is the liveliest forum around....but the snow is melting now and I will no longer need to come here:sunny::sunny: UNTIL next November!

[Dave Lobster]

no you dont :girlfight::Pokey:

That's not an argument. It's just contradiction!

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[dangerous]

U have a reason? What is driving you to come back here again and again and...

Posessive? Frustration? Want to put them in their place?


Tell us, here is your chance!

Not a bad poll and or question actually, but you miss several options like...
to shit stir
to be a right CS
because bikes are my passion
to befriend some great people
to get more involved in bikes
really the list could go on for ever, but for me I like ya 'to get laid' option... cos it worked :whistle:

Anyhows other than that for me the 'passion' of bikes got me here and through that I have meet some of the worlds best people on bikes :scooter:
The fact that I can teach and be tought here is a bonus, inbetween times ya meet some real cock suckers but ya have ya fun with them then move on, as those people will never stop me from doing what I love, altho it has come close here a few times but ya have to remember its just the net and those worth worrying about will still be about on or off line. :hug:

[martybabe]

Initially I was drawn to the site for the Bikes and Bike talk, I never even ventured into Rant and Rave. To be honest though,It's a finite subject, with the exception of the ( guess what happened to me whilst riding) threads and maybe the new model and bike related news threads, there are only a limited number of things that can be written.

I enjoy the bike stuff but these days I find I spend most of my time in R and R. As a NZ newbie with an as yet small circle of friends, I'm fascinated to read what the wider NZ community thinks about the world we share. The Fly problem, politics, crime, sex, people and places I've yet to meet and see, It's all here!

Quite often the Bride will pass on news about something or someone that she's heard only to discover, to her dismay, that I'd read all about it on the KB oracle, days if not weeks beforehand.

To summarize, I come here because, for me, It's a window on the kiwi world, albeit from a bikers perspective and it doubles as a where to go and what to do guide although I still have to google map just about every destination you guys talk about.Not forgetting the good folks I've connected with and finally, the laughs, some of the funniest things I've ever read have been right here in the vaults of KB land.

Good stuff. :niceone:

[MSTRS]

It's an atlas, phone directory, entertainment guide and how-to manual all rolled into one.

[vifferman]

I first checked into KB when I had a FahrtSturm and (who also had one at the time) pointed me here from an overseas VTR1000 site I was on. I had some questions about braided lines.
Now I log on just because I get bored, as a form of escapism. Unfortunately (or maybe it's a good thing?) KB's become pretty boring lately, so I'm constantly loggin on to check if there's anything posted, then logging off again then checking back then logging off again then checking back then logging off again then checking back then logging off again then checking back then logging off again.... :zzzz:
I should go do some work...

[martybabe]

and how-to manual all rolled into one.

Ah yes, that too, I've had puta problems fixed, parts found, all kinds of useful answers to trivial newbie questions, Onya KB helper outers.


so I'm constantly logged on to check if there's anything posted, then logging off again then checking back then logging off again then checking back then logging off again then checking back then logging off again then checking back then logging off again.... :zzzz:
I should go do some work...

Yes, that about sums up my pattern of usage too. :laugh:

[Del Fuego]

It's one of very few sites not blocked at work??

[Swoop]

... for the high quality pron!!!

Oh.

KB?

Ahhh...
I'm waiting for the next hilarious bit of banter between The_Dover, Winja, Finn, Mikey and Cowpoos! Has anyone seen Sweet Sophie around? (Valentine's Day approaches...)

[ManDownUnder]

it's for the polls - they're just the best!

Seriously though - the community. Lots of time wasters in here, a few laughs, but a number of good bastards too. Just staying in touch with them and slinging a bit of shit in the meatime

[peasea]

Coth I gots lotstha spethshul fwends hair n nobodee larfs at me coth I tipe thlow.

[dangerous]

Coth I gots lotstha spethshul fwends hair n nobodee larfs at me coth I tipe thlow.

You poor deluded wee man... we all feel sorry for ya cos you ride 10 ton of milwakie steel, "spethshul fwends" indeed ;)

we all special in our own ways just like our bikes :rockon:


I first checked into KB when I had a FahrtSturm and (who also had one at the time) pointed me here from an overseas VTR1000 site I was on.
(hmmm, I wonder) sorry about that

[DEATH_INC.]

I came here waaaaaay back when it was mostly about bikes and riding, because Kerry at motohaus said 'ever heard of this kiwibiker site? Seem to be a bunch of wankers'(or something like that) so I figured I'd fit right in....
I'm not sure why I come here now.....some sort of sadistic self torture I think... :crazy:

[Skyryder]

Where's the 'I thought KB was a porn site.'

Actually I have no idea why I came here.

But corn rhymes with porn so that is close enough.


Skyryder

[AllanB]

I really like the 'can I use car oil threads' they are the best.


And the monthly centrefolds.


Secretly I think I am addicted - but I'm in denial as that would make me a sad-shit.

[kneebone]

for me I just want to learn more about bikes bikers and bike speak then pass my full and start going on some long hard rides:scoote::done:

[hospitalfood]

to start with i came here for technical info.
but for the last year or so i have just come here when im drunk.
but now i have a new aim.................i want to fine the other 4 who only come here when they are drunk.

[peasea]

You poor deluded wee man... we all feel sorry for ya cos you ride 10 ton of milwakie steel, "spethshul fwends" indeed ;)

we all special in our own ways just like our bikes :rockon:



Itsth ownlee fife tunth but it maykth muh happee. I myt look funee but I luff mah mota-thykle. Toonyt I haff anuffa thpeshul dinna but I thtopt lukn at va nurss in da thpeshul way.

[MyGSXF]

The comradery with like minded people :banana: ( weeelll.. some of them anyway... :eek: )

I guess for me.. it's rather like the saying that goes... "only a motorcyclist knows why a dog hangs his head out the window of a moving vehicle" :2thumbsup

[nighthawk]

I come here to read those all informative posts ;)............. NAH not reallly....I enjoy the banter and piss taking by some of our more speethshull people :argue:

[ducatilover]

That's not an argument. It's just contradiction!



thats a classic!

[moT]

I usally come on to KB either to debate in the Religious ravings thread, troll the tauranga thursday night thread with crap or post random comments on other threads that pick my interest.

[MadDuck]

Why I have been coming back here for so long....well my therapist tells me its not a good thing to frequent this site but I dont listen to any man!

[Headbanger]

thats a classic!

No its not.

[McJim]

It used to be really funny but isn't as funny any more.

I don't get the old "I go to this forum or that forum" shite since I spend all my time clicking New Threads and seeing who posted last in each thread-then I decide whether to look and respond or not.

I therefore was in a fairly good mood one evening, found a comment, posted a joke and got my arse infracted coz it hapened to be in a technical forum. I genuinely never have a clue as to what forum I'm in and I really don't care either.

I come on here to organise rides and meet people in the flesh.

[ducatilover]

No its not.

it is. i know best:Police:

[H00dz]

initially to find out about riding tips......but now its like a pair of comfortable shoes, you should really through them out cause there well passed their used by and stink a little, but ya just cant do it.......:2thumbsup

p.s also cause there's f'all far north people on kb

Norfland Hard :headbang:

[crazefox]

to talk a lot of shit

[ducatilover]

to talk a lot of shit

i tend to do that anyway.

[dangerous]

It used to be really funny but isn't as funny any more.

I don't get the old "I go to this forum or that forum" shite since I spend all my time clicking New Threads and seeing who posted last in each thread-then I decide whether to look and respond or not.

I therefore was in a fairly good mood one evening, found a comment, posted a joke and got my arse infracted coz it hapened to be in a technical forum. I genuinely never have a clue as to what forum I'm in and I really don't care either.

I come on here to organise rides and meet people in the flesh.

AHHHHHHH... ya scottish fook, stop ya winging ya soound like a poom.
HEY ya knoow we goot a 3 week old boy aye called em Toren, its caltic for cheif, so sit doown an ava malt, tiz wot im a dooing... wee goot a meet op again soon. :Punk: