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mikeey01
19th February 2009, 20:38
Are women drivers this bad?

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Blatman
19th February 2009, 21:25
scarey b-airches!

slofox
20th February 2009, 10:35
Great Friday laugh....

nallac
20th February 2009, 11:23
mwahahahaha i'm nearly in tears........................

Trudes
20th February 2009, 11:30
Aww come on, I know for a fact I'm a better parallel parker than my hubby, AND I can turn the stereo WHILE I drive!!! :lol:
That was funny though, especially the little green car parking and the fella who gets sick of waiting!! I've noticed so many people with little cars that can't park them, geezus that thing is so small and the gap is huge!!!:rolleyes:

davebullet
20th February 2009, 11:39
I'm guessing women who ride bikes are much better at driving cars than their female counterparts who don't ride bikes. Mrs. B who rides can parallel park extremely well (if I have to admit... better than me!).

Trudes
20th February 2009, 11:48
You could very be right there. Although I must admit, I can't park my bike for shit!!!:lol:

carlosliu
20th February 2009, 12:20
Great fun , thanks.

FJRider
20th February 2009, 12:30
I've noticed so many people with little cars that can't park them, geezus that thing is so small and the gap is huge!!!:rolleyes:

I've noticed plenty that drive BIG ones, that can't park them. Watch the antics of some in any supermarket carpark, any day of the week...

EJK
20th February 2009, 12:37
The parking one was just pure failiure....

MsKABC
20th February 2009, 13:07
Aww come on, I know for a fact I'm a better parallel parker than my hubby, AND I can turn the stereo WHILE I drive!!! :lol:
That was funny though, especially the little green car parking and the fella who gets sick of waiting!! I've noticed so many people with little cars that can't park them, geezus that thing is so small and the gap is huge!!!:rolleyes:

That one was especially classic. I have wanted to do the same thing to men I've watched trying to back trailers sometimes :shutup:


I'm guessing women who ride bikes are much better at driving cars than their female counterparts who don't ride bikes. Mrs. B who rides can parallel park extremely well (if I have to admit... better than me!).


I've noticed plenty that drive BIG ones, that can't park them. Watch the antics of some in any supermarket carpark, any day of the week...

Yes, quite true unfortunately, but we can also apply that to blokes. It's like, "If you can't park it, don't drive it!" You should see me parallel park a 4WD double cab ute using only my mirrors ;) :bleh:

FJRider
20th February 2009, 13:29
Yes, quite true unfortunately, but we can also apply that to blokes. It's like, "If you can't park it, don't drive it!" You should see me parallel park a 4WD double cab ute using only my mirrors ;) :bleh:

My reply was not intended to be gender specific.... oh, those Bull Bars do come in handy don't they...

Sidewinder
20th February 2009, 13:35
nice find man

MsKABC
20th February 2009, 13:58
My reply was not intended to be gender specific.... oh, those Bull Bars do come in handy don't they...


My bad - I fell into the trap of assuming that all drivers in supermarket carparks were female :lol: And there were no bullbars on any of the utes I've driven :bleh:

kasper
20th February 2009, 14:10
*cough* points at her work vehicle (a class 5 truck) *cough*

--kasper

FJRider
20th February 2009, 14:13
You should see me parallel park a 4WD double cab ute using only my mirrors ;) :bleh:

Use a big enough mirror, and you can touch-up your make-up at the same time... Women can multi-task...can't they ????:laugh:

Brownbikerbabe
20th February 2009, 14:26
I am so embarrased as a woman after watching that...:Oops:


I loved the one that flipped the van and handed her purse to the man first....yes, save the purse, need it for shopping!!! LOL!!

MsKABC
20th February 2009, 14:33
Use a big enough mirror, and you can touch-up your make-up at the same time... Women can multi-task...can't they ????:laugh:

Multi-tasking: the art of screwing up several things at once. Yep, I'm real good at that! :niceone:

jafar
20th February 2009, 14:56
Multi-tasking: the art of screwing up several things at once. Yep, I'm real good at that! :niceone:

Men can multi-task,

I can sneeze, piss & shit myself all @ the same time :woohoo:

Sully60
20th February 2009, 14:57
geezus that thing is so small and the gap is huge!!!:rolleyes:

:o

Ten Chars

MsKABC
20th February 2009, 14:58
Men can multi-task,

I can sneeze, piss & shit myself all @ the same time :woohoo:


Dude, I think you're in the wrong thread....

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=92906&highlight=scariest+sneeze

:laugh:

FJRider
20th February 2009, 15:06
:o

Ten Chars

does it have that familar ring to it ... ???:innocent:

FJRider
20th February 2009, 15:08
Multi-tasking: the art of screwing up several things at once. Yep, I'm real good at that! :niceone:

My screw-ups are one at a time...

Sully60
20th February 2009, 15:08
does it have that familar ring to it ... ???:innocent:

Um, rings don't usually have big gaps:whistle:

Unless ther fookin worn out.

jafar
20th February 2009, 15:10
Dude, I think you're in the wrong thread....

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=92906&highlight=scariest+sneeze

:laugh:

Nah he didn't multi-task :woohoo:

FJRider
20th February 2009, 15:12
Um, rings don't usually have big gaps:whistle:

Unless ther fookin worn out.

either way ... you're screwed... ;)

MsKABC
20th February 2009, 15:13
Nah he didn't multi-task :woohoo:


Ah, but there was talk of similar multi-tasking in there ;) Seems some of us laydeez are capable of similar feats as yourself :lol:

Maha
20th February 2009, 15:14
They are all equally as funny....the gas station one is classic...:niceone:

Sully One
20th February 2009, 15:23
Bwahahahahahahhahaha.

Dad just showed me that video, I had to watch it three times, it just keeps getting funnier!

EJK
20th February 2009, 15:50
Bwahahahahahahhahaha.

Dad just showed me that video, I had to watch it three times, it just keeps getting funnier!

Make sure your mummy don't do that :lol:

Just kidding #1, we all know you are a good driver :innocent:

MsKABC
20th February 2009, 18:48
Bwahahahahahahhahaha.

Dad just showed me that video, I had to watch it three times, it just keeps getting funnier!

Sully One, if you know what's good for you, you'll do what I did and get your Mum to teach you to drive and not your Dad. :D

Mikkel
20th February 2009, 18:53
I have wanted to do the same thing to men I've watched trying to back trailers sometimes :shutup:

Backing with a trailer is the fastest way to loose your self-esteem as a man I think. If you haven't got any significant experience with the little fuckers it's bloody hard... but there's still an expectation from everyone that of course you can back it up no worries.

Some of the stuff that the truckies pull off with articulated trailers and multi-link roadtrains is just amazing. My uncle used to be a farmer - he'd reverse with a train consisting of a tractor, a hay baler and a hay rack.

MsKABC
20th February 2009, 19:04
Backing with a trailer is the fastest way to loose your self-esteem as a man I think.

Yep, it's just one of those things that men are expected to be able to do :yes: Refuse transfer stations are always good for a laugh!

My mum taught me to back a trailer - when we used to put the boat in down at the boat ramp she would back it down whilst Dad took it off the trailer. Any blokes standing nearby would give each other the elbow and stand watching with arms folded, no doubt thinking: this should be good. They were always disappointed as she sent that trailer flying down the ramp at warp speed :laugh:


If you haven't got any significant experience with the little fuckers it's bloody hard... but there's still an expectation from everyone that of course you can back it up no worries.


And the littler they are, they harder they are too! My old trailer had a piddly-arse drawbar on it and was very twitchy. I'm not perfect, but I can usually get it where I want it eventually.


Some of the stuff that the truckies pull off with articulated trailers and multi-link roadtrains is just amazing. My uncle used to be a farmer - he'd reverse with a train consisting of a tractor, a hay baler and a hay rack.
Those truckies certainly are amazing :yes: I could watch them for ages.

FJRider
20th February 2009, 22:42
Try backing a trailer using just the mirrors.... having a heavy trailer licence... with plenty of time spent towing those... helps...
A sunny sunday arvo at any boat launching ramp is always entertainment...

MaxB
20th February 2009, 22:52
They are all equally as funny....the gas station one is classic...:niceone:

Yep, the petrol pump fights back!

bikerboy011
21st February 2009, 00:22
Rofl that was hilarious, nice.:D

Kendog
21st February 2009, 19:49
Aww come on, I know for a fact I'm a better parallel parker than my hubby

Lies, I challenge you!

Number One
22nd February 2009, 11:14
Lies, I challenge you!
I will judge this competition! Bring it on :headbang:


BTW I will accept bribes to rule in eithers favour :blip: