SAS Sweaty Ass Syndrome

[3Banger]

Rode from Wellington to Auckland last week and found that a sweaty ass can become rather sore. Can anyone recommend some thing to stop this from happening? ie: Powder, cream, cork, shaving, commando......

[AllanB]

Undo your fly and then stand up on the pags at 100 plus - the air will dry out your arse nicely.

Watch out in the spring as birds may mistake your hairy goods for a nest with two eggs in it.

[yungatart]

100% pure cotton undies/boxers (whatever your preference is).

[The Stranger]

Rode from Wellington to Auckland last week and found that a sweaty ass can become rather sore. Can anyone recommend some thing to stop this from happening? ie: Powder, cream, cork, shaving, commando......

Photos or it didn't happen.

[klingon]

I'm trying to think of that really awful TV ad for some kind of barrier cream to stop heat rash... they have a cartoon of some boobs with faces, a bum with a face, and I think some thighs that look like they have been amputated from the rest of the body. Really, really off-putting ad. Anyone...?

Or you could just go into a chemist and explain what the problem is.

Meanwhile I second pure cotton undies or bamboo ones! http://www.nznature.co.nz/product/men-s-bamboo-trunks

[3Banger]

bamboo undies? my mates would laugh!

[yungatart]

bamboo undies? my mates would laugh!

Strange relationship you have with your mates...they get to see your underwear????

[Gixxer peter]

Not that i will admit to trying it but shaving (hair removal cream) on the butt and upper thighs works , makes a hell of a difference, 1000km no probs.
or so i have heard......

[AllanB]

Oh sorry a serious thread!

There is a product called 555 you can get from the chemist. Its a Silicone barrier cream that's water repellent (good for those panic stops), antiseptic (good for arse burn) and non-toxic (good for road-side blow jobs).

I was recommended it for Bordy rash (ah summer at the beach) and it works swell (swell, beach, boardies - get it?).

Its under $10.

[3Banger]

well they would see the bamboo sticks poking out the top of my pants wouldnt they....

[Mom]

Rode from Wellington to Auckland last week and found that a sweaty ass can become rather sore. Can anyone recommend some thing to stop this from happening? ie: Powder, cream, cork, shaving, commando......

3 B cream is the go mate. That and a shower before, natural fibres against your soft bits :sick: sorry I have to stop now...


Photos or it didn't happen.

:puke: that was the final straw really...

[yungatart]

Dude, stop being a homy and pull your pants up!!

[3Banger]

Photos or it didn't happen.

you want a photo with or without my bamboo budgy smuglers?:sick:

[klingon]

3 B cream is the go mate...

That's it! That's the stuff!

http://www.neatfeat.co.nz/p_3b_action_cream.htm

[3Banger]

That's it! That's the stuff!

http://www.neatfeat.co.nz/p_3b_action_cream.htm

oh yeah I know the stuff!

[Trudes]

Meanwhile I second pure cotton undies or bamboo ones! http://www.nznature.co.nz/product/men-s-bamboo-trunks

Damn!!!! I just looked at that website and ended up ordering a bamboo duvet cover set!!!!:pinch:

[CrazyFrog]

Rode from Wellington to Auckland last week and found that a sweaty ass can become rather sore. Can anyone recommend some thing to stop this from happening? ie: Powder, cream, cork, shaving, commando......

The MX, dirt riders call this problem "Monkey Butt", caused by sweat then friction as you move around on the bike seat. Think of them red arsed baboons you see at the zoo, you'll get the picture.
Most barrier creams will do the trick (even Vaseline, but don't tell anyone you've just vassed your butt). For that matter, don't tell anyone you've shaved your butt either.
Try Sudocreme (zinc based) or that 3B stuff advertised on telly.

[3Banger]

Damn!!!! I just looked at that website and ended up ordering a bamboo duvet cover set!!!!:pinch:

theres a website for mens bamboo undies? what next haha

[3Banger]

The MX, dirt riders call this problem "Monkey Butt", caused by sweat then friction as you move around on the bike seat. Think of them red arsed baboons you see at the zoo, you'll get the picture.
Most barrier creams will do the trick (even Vaseline, but don't tell anyone you've just vassed your butt). For that matter, don't tell anyone you've shaved your butt either.
Try Sudocreme (zinc based) or that 3B stuff advertised on telly.

haha yeah I dont think I could put vaseline any where near my butt, and if i could have seen my ass after when we got to Auckland, I reckon it would have looked like a baboons aye!

[buggsubique]

The MX, dirt riders call this problem "Monkey Butt", caused by sweat then friction as you move around on the bike seat. Think of them red arsed baboons you see at the zoo, you'll get the picture.
Most barrier creams will do the trick (even Vaseline, but don't tell anyone you've just vassed your butt). For that matter, don't tell anyone you've shaved your butt either.
Try Sudocreme (zinc based) or that 3B stuff advertised on telly.

yeah, or flog your newborn's ass cream out of his nappy draw and put it in the shed alongside the tyre-changing talcum powder from the same said draw. If no newborn then get some chick preggers and hang around long enough to perk these items.

[3Banger]

haha yeah I dont think I could put vaseline any where near my butt, and if i could have seen my ass after when we got to Auckland, I reckon it would have looked like a baboons aye!

I didnt pick at it like a baboon tho!!!!! just thought I'd make that clear:moon:

[3Banger]

yeah, or flog your newborn's ass cream out of his nappy draw and put it in the shed alongside the tyre-changing talcum powder from the same said draw. If no newborn then get some chick preggers and hang around long enough to perk these items.

good idea...c'mon twins!

[klingon]

Photos or it didn't happen.

you want a photo with or without my bamboo budgy smuglers?:sick:

My partner has bamboo undies and they are sooo lovely and soft! I can't keep my hands off them! :love:

On the other hand maybe they aren't what you need... it could be problematic having women following you around with their hands down your trousers while you're trying to ride... :shutup:

[CookMySock]

See if theres some canesten cream in the bathroom cupboard, or ask yer doc for some. Dont use anti-bac soap - plain soap only.

[jtzzr]

You could always have your arse coated in Teflon, Apparently no shit sticks to that, unless you start scratching it with a steel spatula or something.(but then you would have bigger issues if you did that).

[3Banger]

My partner has bamboo undies and they are sooo lovely and soft! I can't keep my hands off them! :love:

On the other hand maybe they aren't what you need... it could be problematic having women following you around with their hands down your trousers while you're trying to ride... :shutup:

yes that could be a problem, but I could think of far worse things:innocent:

[hospitalfood]

it is important to sort your arse out. if you need to stop to sort your arse out you should stop. perhaps ask at local dairies if they have something suitable for smearing on your arse ? falling that you could flag down cars or other bikes and explain that you have a shockingly sore arse and ask if they can help you to sort your arse out.

[3Banger]

You could always have your arse coated in Teflon, Apparently no shit sticks to that, unless you start scratching it with a steel spatula or something.(but then you would have bigger issues if you did that).

I just had a mental image of a none stick pan with the red spot..... I got to stop thinking about vaes and bamboo undies! It just aint right

[jtzzr]

I forgot about the red spot , Please stop.......:cold:

[Maha]

it is important to sort your arse out. if you need to stop to sort your arse out you should stop. perhaps ask at local dairies if they have something suitable for smearing on your arse ? falling that you could flag down cars or other bikes and explain that you have a shockingly sore arse and ask if they can help you to sort your arse out.

Na I wouldn't ask a dairy owner, I asked one once ''ya got anything for my throat''? and she replied ''a knife''?? :bash:

[buggsubique]

black boot polish has also been known to work, along with tiger balm or "percutane" rub. :innocent:

[3Banger]

it is important to sort your arse out. if you need to stop to sort your arse out you should stop. perhaps ask at local dairies if they have something suitable for smearing on your arse ? falling that you could flag down cars or other bikes and explain that you have a shockingly sore arse and ask if they can help you to sort your arse out.

yeah but get this, 3 of us rode up and I knew we all had sore arses be the funny walk we did every time we paid for gas, but for some reason we didnt talk about it... is it a macho thing or could it have been that the other 2 were riding suzukis and they had bamboo undies on...

[puddy]

Not that i will admit to trying it but shaving (hair removal cream) on the butt and upper thighs works , makes a hell of a difference, 1000km no probs.
or so i have heard......
So you've heard....yeah right!:bleh:

[MyGSXF]

For long distances I always use a sheepskin on my seat!! :innocent: or replace your seat with a custom made one with more padding in it. :yes:

Talc powder works real good for sweat, under bits & in creases.. :msn-wink: & as mentioned, it's safe to keep it on ya workbench.. for you know.. doing tyres.. :shifty:

[Mystic13]

Rode from Wellington to Auckland last week and found that a sweaty ass can become rather sore. Can anyone recommend some thing to stop this from happening? ie: Powder, cream, cork, shaving, commando......

Were you wearing leather?... if not then get leather... so much more comfy on long hot rides. Sheepskin also works (without the sheep).

You were wondering why the other two riders with you said nothing... you could always start the conversation first.

[klingon]

And remember, Ladies, as my old Grandma used to say:

Horses sweat
Men perspire
Ladies only glow.





Some days I glow like a pig. :sweatdrop

[3Banger]

Were you wearing leather?... if not then get leather... so much more comfy on long hot rides. Sheepskin also works (without the sheep).

You were wondering why the other two riders with you said nothing... you could always start the conversation first.

I have heard that sheep skin works, have you tried it?

Hard to start a conversation asking a guy to show me his ass haha, I'm just glad others have experienced SAS and provided so many options to combat it.

Not so sure about shoe polish tho, that might not work up here in the North Island climate..

[Hitcher]

a sweaty ass can become rather sore. Can anyone recommend some thing to stop this from happening?

It's probably best to contact your nearest vet unless somebody reports this ass abuse to the SPCA.

They're arses in these parts, or should be.

This note of concern posted by the BDOTGNZA.

[3Banger]

This note of concern posted by the BDOTGNZA.

its late and I dont get it

[Hitcher]

its late and I dont get it

Use the search facility or do a reference check at http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/wiki/index.php/Kiwibiker_Lexicon.

Naff Americanisms are frowned on by the Brave Defenders and others.

[3Banger]

Use the search facility or do a reference check at http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/wiki/index.php/Kiwibiker_Lexicon.

Naff Americanisms are frowned on by the Brave Defenders and others.

Point noted, I shall be more of an arse I promise!

[Grizzo]

Rode from Wellington to Auckland last week and found that a sweaty ass can become rather sore. Can anyone recommend some thing to stop this from happening? ie: Powder, cream, cork, shaving, commando......
Yeah I hate that. Ya just about have to scrape yer nuts off the side of your leg with a spatular!

[Skyryder]

Liberal amounts of talcum powder. Ya may smell like a poof but at least after a long ride you will not walk like one.:scooter:

Skyryder

[portokiwi]

:first:good info:clap::first: