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    SAS Sweaty Ass Syndrome

    Rode from Wellington to Auckland last week and found that a sweaty ass can become rather sore. Can anyone recommend some thing to stop this from happening? ie: Powder, cream, cork, shaving, commando......

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    Undo your fly and then stand up on the pags at 100 plus - the air will dry out your arse nicely.

    Watch out in the spring as birds may mistake your hairy goods for a nest with two eggs in it.

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    100% pure cotton undies/boxers (whatever your preference is).
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Banger View Post
    Rode from Wellington to Auckland last week and found that a sweaty ass can become rather sore. Can anyone recommend some thing to stop this from happening? ie: Powder, cream, cork, shaving, commando......
    Photos or it didn't happen.
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    I'm trying to think of that really awful TV ad for some kind of barrier cream to stop heat rash... they have a cartoon of some boobs with faces, a bum with a face, and I think some thighs that look like they have been amputated from the rest of the body. Really, really off-putting ad. Anyone...?

    Or you could just go into a chemist and explain what the problem is.

    Meanwhile I second pure cotton undies or bamboo ones! http://www.nznature.co.nz/product/men-s-bamboo-trunks
    There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!

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    bamboo undies? my mates would laugh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Banger View Post
    bamboo undies? my mates would laugh!
    Strange relationship you have with your mates...they get to see your underwear????
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

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    Not that i will admit to trying it but shaving (hair removal cream) on the butt and upper thighs works , makes a hell of a difference, 1000km no probs.
    or so i have heard......

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    Oh sorry a serious thread!

    There is a product called 555 you can get from the chemist. Its a Silicone barrier cream that's water repellent (good for those panic stops), antiseptic (good for arse burn) and non-toxic (good for road-side blow jobs).

    I was recommended it for Bordy rash (ah summer at the beach) and it works swell (swell, beach, boardies - get it?).

    Its under $10.

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    well they would see the bamboo sticks poking out the top of my pants wouldnt they....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Banger View Post
    Rode from Wellington to Auckland last week and found that a sweaty ass can become rather sore. Can anyone recommend some thing to stop this from happening? ie: Powder, cream, cork, shaving, commando......
    3 B cream is the go mate. That and a shower before, natural fibres against your soft bits sorry I have to stop now...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Photos or it didn't happen.
    that was the final straw really...
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Dude, stop being a homy and pull your pants up!!
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Photos or it didn't happen.

    you want a photo with or without my bamboo budgy smuglers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    3 B cream is the go mate...
    That's it! That's the stuff!

    http://www.neatfeat.co.nz/p_3b_action_cream.htm
    There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    oh yeah I know the stuff!

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