Is it ok to be a Bogan?

[Trudes]

Now that I'm in my 30s, do you think it's still ok (or was it ever?) for me to dress like a Bogan? My favourite items of clothes are jeans and either a Shihad, Metallica or Led Zep T-shirt (in black of course, and I'm not talking little cute ladies T-shirts, I mean uni-sex T-shirts):(
Personally I don't give a fuck (cause I'm not about to chuck out my Led Zep T-shirts), but I'm just wondering if a woman especially gets to a certain age where she should start dressing like her mum?:rolleyes: You know how we're supposed to stop dressing like a lamb when we become mutton.....

[Burtha]

Hey Trudes, who cares. One of my closest friends dresses like a bogan and she isn't even one! But she feels comfy and if you can handle the heat in summer with all that black, eh, good on ya.
I'm the complete opposite - a real Trinny & Susannah lass, but if ya bike, then there's always and exception for ALL of us, right ?!?!
:niceone:

[TerminalAddict]

a true bogan chick shows her tits :yes:

[MsKABC]

I think how you behave is more important than how you dress. Oops, you're buggered either way then aren't ya Trudes? :shutup: No, just kidding of course my lovely :) If you dress like a bogan AND behave like a twat/bogan/teenager etc, then you've got a problem. If you dress like a bogan and behave like a sociable adult, then I say go for it!

[Squid]

Now that I'm in my 30s, do you think it's still ok (or was it ever?) for me to dress like a Bogan? My favourite items of clothes are jeans and either a Shihad, Metallica or Led Zep T-shirt (in black of course, and I'm not talking little cute ladies T-shirts, I mean uni-sex T-shirts):(
Personally I don't give a fuck (cause I'm not about to chuck out my Led Zep T-shirts), but I'm just wondering if a woman especially gets to a certain age where she should start dressing like her mum?:rolleyes: You know how we're supposed to stop dressing like a lamb when we become mutton.....

Haha :lol: Go for it. unless your really keen to become -old- and part of the machine blah blah blah *insert rant about being a free spirit here*

Word of advice, dont go for the teenage look though. At a guess I'd say your a little past that stage.....:Pokey:

[Burtha]

its true /agreed - ya can still dress bogan without lookin like mutton dressed as lamb

[Matt Bleck]

The correct Gissy termonology(spelling?) is Hoad! You need to get back to your roots... bloody roots

[XxKiTtiExX]

A nice "floral" blouse and pinstripe below the knee skirt with off cream coloured stockings certainly wouldn't go a miss.

[Burtha]

A nice "floral" blouse and pinstripe below the knee skirt with off cream coloured stockings certainly wouldn't go a miss.
WTF ?!?
:eek: ... :sick: ... te he he

[jim.cox]

Sorry Trudes,

<B>REAL</B> bogans dont give a flying fark what others think of their clothing

[Number One]

No way Jose! Otherwise I would look so outta place when we hang. BOGANs for the win I reckon. I have to dress like a snooty miss all fricken week at work and when I'm not there you bet I'm not all tarted up like the management type I have to be there. I love my jeans and t-shirts and I'd so much rather be a bogan than an emo or a homie or a mod or one of those other sad pathetic fashionistas you see running around these days and for sure I am not yet old enough to dress like my mum :shutup: sorry mum but it's true eh :rofl:

[3umph]

Now that I'm in my 30s, do you think it's still ok (or was it ever?) for me to dress like a Bogan? My favourite items of clothes are jeans and either a Shihad, Metallica or Led Zep T-shirt (in black of course, and I'm not talking little cute ladies T-shirts, I mean uni-sex T-shirts):(
Personally I don't give a fuck (cause I'm not about to chuck out my Led Zep T-shirts), but I'm just wondering if a woman especially gets to a certain age where she should start dressing like her mum?:rolleyes: You know how we're supposed to stop dressing like a lamb when we become mutton.....

A picture says a thousand words... pics would be better :Punk:

[3umph]

a true bogan chick shows her tits :yes:

As above :banana::banana::drool: :lol:

[kiwifruit]

You're not really 30 for a long time though are you?

[Gubb]

Black jeans and Slayer T-shirts for the win.

We'll still love you.

[Mom]

Dress however the hell you feel like mate. I swing between incredibly scruffy and just a bit scruffy, though I have been told I scrub up quite well when I try :laugh: I have a few years on you and really dont give what people think about the way I dress. Besides which, I will never recognise you if you dress differently :dodge:

[slofox]

The cover ya stick on a book doesn't change what's in the book duzzit?

[Buster]

Judging by the 18,000 bogans that were at iron maiden on friday night Id say its still ok.
Alot of over 30s wearing black super tapers and old skool black shirts. (including me) :headbang:

[MadDuck]

Nothing wrong with being a bogan......:headbang:

[Sully60]

It all depends on how far you take the bogan fashion statement.
Low key all the way, just don't take it to the Bogaani level or we'll have to start black eye for the queer guy,or gal in this instance.

Accessorise and die!

[Maha]

Now that I'm in my 30s, do you think it's still ok (or was it ever?) for me to dress like a Bogan? My favourite items of clothes are jeans and either a Shihad, Metallica or Led Zep T-shirt (in black of course, and I'm not talking little cute ladies T-shirts, I mean uni-sex T-shirts):(
Personally I don't give a fuck (cause I'm not about to chuck out my Led Zep T-shirts), but I'm just wondering if a woman especially gets to a certain age where she should start dressing like her mum?:rolleyes: You know how we're supposed to stop dressing like a lamb when we become mutton.....

Last easter at your place you had the TV going and they were playing the top 100 bogan songs......just let it out and say ''We're not gonna take it''!!

[SARGE]

now that i'm in my 30s, do you think it's still ok (or was it ever?) for me to dress like a bogan? My favourite items of clothes are jeans and either a shihad, metallica or led zep t-shirt (in black of course, and i'm not talking little cute ladies t-shirts, i mean uni-sex t-shirts):(
personally i don't give a fuck (cause i'm not about to chuck out my led zep t-shirts), but i'm just wondering if a woman especially gets to a certain age where she should start dressing like her mum?:rolleyes: You know how we're supposed to stop dressing like a lamb when we become mutton.....

i have the largest collection of black concert tshirts in the southern hemisphere..


I even have a black leather jacket.. Circa 1979.. Fringe and all..


The wife hates it...

[scumdog]

Dress like a bo:crazy:gan??

You mean there are OTHER ways to dress????:eek5:

[Madness]

You're not really dressing like a Bogan unless you are wearing both a studded belt & moccasins, along with yer black supertapers, of course.

Must be quite difficult blending in living in an elitist place such as Newlands.

[Skyryder]

Now that I'm in my 30s, do you think it's still ok (or was it ever?) for me to dress like a Bogan? My favourite items of clothes are jeans and either a Shihad, Metallica or Led Zep T-shirt (in black of course, and I'm not talking little cute ladies T-shirts, I mean uni-sex T-shirts):(
Personally I don't give a fuck (cause I'm not about to chuck out my Led Zep T-shirts), but I'm just wondering if a woman especially gets to a certain age where she should start dressing like her mum?:rolleyes: You know how we're supposed to stop dressing like a lamb when we become mutton.....

Wear what suites you. Look who you are. There's a difference. Nothing looks worse in my book is a mum trying to look like her daughters teenage friends. I'm not sugesting anything here just this as an example.


Skyryder

[SARGE]

i was at Iron Maiden here in Dorkland .. some young buck ( 25-ish) staggered past me and screamed

"MAAATE... YOU MUSTA BEEN ONE OF THE ORIGINAL MAIDEN FANS...!!!"

fuck off sonny..and get me a beer...

[Trudes]

haha, you guys and gals are classic, knew I'd feel the love here amongst all the other bogans:hug:
No, I don't take it to the extreme, I'd barely call myself a bogan apart from the t-shirts, the love of Metal, V8s, bikes and that I drink Jack, cause I ain't showing you my tits!!:whistle:

[Blossom]

Trudes I gotta be honest with you. There is no way out.

I entered my 30s with 4 kids and a van. Much pressure to grow up and stop wearing black. And girl I tried, really I did. I cut off my raven locks, threw out my taper fit jeans and pushed my leather jacket and Doc's to the back of the wardrobe. I even went shopping and brought a skirt. I tried really hard.
But honestly its hopeless. I lasted 2 weeks before I found myself in the back of the wardrobe. The whole time I felt like I was pretending to be my sister. urgh... :no:
Once a bogan always a bogan. Embrass your inner rebel. You are among many like minded friends.
Besides its how we find each other at parties. :chase:

[Grizzo]

a true bogan chick shows her tits :yes:
Fuck yeah, play some fuckin Slayer:headbang:

[Bren]

I can relate to the bogan philosophy, it is akin to my redneck ways...With me it is Jeans and a Lynyrd Skynyrd tee, or a WWF tee...Either way Bogans and Rednecks are almost kissing cousins...:laugh:...

Rock vs Southern Rock...
Holden Vs Dodge...
Hunting or Fishing...

Heck there aint a lot of difference!

[The Stranger]

What's a Bogan?

[Str8 Jacket]

I'm a fucken Bogan and i'm
PROUD!!!


:shake: :shake: :shake: :shake: :shake: :shake:

[tinlizzie]

I too am a bogan, in early thirties and no intention of changing how I am dressing - although I havn't bought new boots since my last ones got destroyed in my accident...

I was also at the iron maiden concert :niceone:- in black jeans and t shirt AC/DC for me...

[Sully60]

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[SARGE]

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[Number One]

I even have a black leather jacket.. Circa 1979.. Fringe and all..The wife hates it...

:lol: A friend of mine had a velvet jacket with tassles at the time I loved it...I also wore tight black heans and white crochet jersey :headbang: :lol: ahhh them were the days...thank god I got over those ones!!!


Once a bogan always a bogan. Embrass your inner rebel. You are among many like minded friends. Besides its how we find each other at parties. :chase:

I agree completely - though I am guessing you mean EMBRACE and not EMBARRASS your inner rebel :lol:


I'm a fucken Bogan and i'm
PROUD!!!


YEAH BABY!!!! WHAT SHE SAID!!!

[Grizzo]

As long as you dont sport one of these, then bogan away girl!

[Trudes]

No I do not have a mullet.... nor do I own any black eyeliner:laugh:

[SARGE]

As long as you dont sport one of these, then bogan away girl!

i'd pay good money to be able to grow that...


best i can do is a "Skull-et"

[Ms Piggy]

Now that I'm in my 30s, do you think it's still ok (or was it ever?) for me to dress like a Bogan? My favourite items of clothes are jeans and either a Shihad, Metallica or Led Zep T-shirt (in black of course, and I'm not talking little cute ladies T-shirts, I mean uni-sex T-shirts):(
Personally I don't give a fuck (cause I'm not about to chuck out my Led Zep T-shirts), but I'm just wondering if a woman especially gets to a certain age where she should start dressing like her mum?:rolleyes: You know how we're supposed to stop dressing like a lamb when we become mutton.....

Trudes!! Be the best bogan you can be by bein your fabulous bogan self!! :wari:

[coffeejunkie]

Hay trudes.....I'm not sure if i fit into the "bogan" catagory but you have seen how i dress.......I wear my rock boots with jeans and 3/4 pants, Most of my clothes are black but i do have coloured tee's(normally something naughty written on the front), As for the dressing like my mum.......well hell hasen't frozen over yet or did i miss that email.
I am almost 35 now and i have to say the older i get the less i give a fuck about what people think or want me to be cuz lets face it.........I'm me and i'm happy!!!
So wear ya jeans and tees and stand proud!!!!:rockon:

[DMNTD]

You're not really dressing like a Bogan unless you are wearing both a studded belt & moccasins, along with yer black supertapers, of course.



Don't forget bubble gum jeans :apint:

[Grizzo]

i'd pay good money to be able to grow that...


best i can do is a "Skull-et"
:whistle:Is this a skullet?

[SARGE]

:whistle:Is this a skullet?

yup... fairly close


http://photo.monkey.net/thumbnails/thumb_20070901120314_skullet.jpg

[Grizzo]

Ok sorted.

[coffeejunkie]

I must add........BALZY YOU BOGAN!!!!!!!
Back when we first started dating he was a bogan in every sence of the word....Black levis, 12hole lace up docs, black normally ac/dc tees, Black jerseys which were holey than a church and an ankle length black woolen trench coat and yes a thick black mullet like you wouldn't believe,

Got pics to prove it!!!!!

[Grizzo]

I must add........BALZY YOU BOGAN!!!!!!!
Back when we first started dating he was a bogan in every sence of the word....Black levis, 12hole lace up docs, black normally ac/dc tees, Black jerseys which were holey than a church and an ankle length black woolen trench coat and yes a thick black mullet like you wouldn't believe,

Got pics to prove it!!!!!
You know the rules, pics or it never happend!!!:clap:

[Maha]

haha, you guys and gals are classic, knew I'd feel the love here amongst all the other bogans:hug:
No, I don't take it to the extreme, I'd barely call myself a bogan apart from the t-shirts, the love of Metal, V8s, bikes and that I drink Jack, cause I ain't showing you my tits!!:whistle:


A true Bogan would drink 'Apple Jack'...mmmmmmmmmmm peachee! :blip:

[Number One]

A true Bogan would drink 'Apple Jack'...mmmmmmmmmmm peachee! :blip:
Prrrffffft PANSY! :rofl:

[McJim]

I think women should just go topless all the time...who agrees?:Punk:

[coffeejunkie]

Hay grizzo, Find me a cord for my scanner and i'll show the pics.....

Watch this space

[Maha]

Prrrffffft PANSY! :rofl:


So you haven't tried the 'Apple Jack 500'??....:drinkup::drinkup::puke::thud:

[Bren]

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That piece of crap music is a downright disgrace....Kid Rock has ruined one song completely whilst doing a rip off of another songs music (Warewolves of London)...
...How many artists, although it's an insult to call him an artist, can ruin 2 songs in one hit...???


As long as you dont sport one of these, then bogan away girl!
Whats wrong with mullets...I am proud of my mullet!

[Number One]

So you haven't tried the 'Apple Jack 500'??....:drinkup::drinkup::puke::thud:
Actually....I can't handle real booze :baby: :lol:

[James Deuce]

I hate chicks.

[Number One]

I hate chicks.
We know ;) :lol:

[MadDuck]

I hate chicks.

Yeah but I bet chicks love you :devil2:

[Mom]

Yeah but I bet chicks love you :devil2:

Perhaps :o

[Number One]

Yeah but I bet chicks love you :devil2:


Perhaps :o

Settle down ladies :rolleyes: He's married already! :lol:

[Trudes]

Maybe he has sister wives too?:love:

[Mom]

Maybe he has sister wives too?:love:

You are a deep thinker for a bogan :love:

[Number One]

Maybe he has sister wives too?:love:
Don't tell me you have yet another marriage on the side? :argue:

[Trudes]

Don't tell me you have yet another marriage on the side? :argue:

:gob::no::no:

[Paul in NZ]

Honestly????? I don't care but... In general Asking is the one true sign that 'yes' it IS time to reconsider your dress code and that you probably already know the answer... Just don't expect honesty from others.....

So - does my bum look big in this?.... eeeeerrrmmmmm......

[ducatilover]

bogan is good :msn-wink:

[Str8 Jacket]

So - does my bum look big in this?.... eeeeerrrmmmmm......

It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat... :confused:

[Trudes]

It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat... :confused:

It's all the TimTams you eat.... :lol:

[TerminalAddict]

damn it .. my cunning plan (earlier post) didn't work !!!

foiled again

In a pirate voice:
** Gyyyaaaaahhhhhrrrrrr **
/me shakes fist

[Mom]

It's all the TimTams you eat.... :lol:

and cake on your birthday too apparently :gob: ask stirts :yes:

[TerminalAddict]

true bogan chick ;)

http://photos.jpgmag.com/773869_41804_cd0f3fe969_p.jpg

[TerminalAddict]

its a sign :cool:

http://www.skinnyfatguy.com/pics/metal_tits2.jpg

[Trudes]

The bogan sisters

[Str8 Jacket]

The bogan sisters

Man, me you and Number 1 looked great that night. Didnt we!! :yeah:

[Number One]

:gob::no::no:
That's alright then...as you were my favourite bogan :hug:

[Trudes]

Man, me you and Number 1 looked great that night. Didnt we!! :yeah:

I think the Jif scrubs us up real nice!!:laugh:

[Number One]

Man, me you and Number 1 looked great that night. Didnt we!! :yeah:
I was just going say geezus woman those bogan girls is a little hoady on it! :lol:

[Forest]

Now that I'm in my 30s, do you think it's still ok (or was it ever?) for me to dress like a Bogan?

A real bogan wouldn't even ask this question.

A real bogan doesn't give a shit what anybody else thinks.

[Blossom]

blah blah blah...
Rock vs Southern Rock...
Holden Vs Dodge...
Hunting or Fishing...

Heck there aint a lot of difference!

Dude..not all bogans are holden fans.. I'll say no more.:shifty:




I agree completely - though I am guessing you mean EMBRACE and not EMBARRASS your inner rebel :lol:



errrr yeah. My bad. I knew it was wrong but for the life of me at the time couldn't figure out why. :Punk:


No I do not have a mullet.... nor do I own any black eyeliner:laugh:

Really you dont own ANY black eyeliner... at all? Far out.

[Trudes]

Really you dont own ANY black eyeliner... at all? Far out.

Being blonde I only do dark brown ;)

[Sully60]

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[gammaguy]

clothes,since we are forced to wear them,should be an expression of how we feel about ourselves.

its not always possible to do that(i have to wear overalls every day)but when im in my own time its different.

its boring to look like everyone else,so lets be individuals i reckon.

personally i like bright colors and my bike gear reflects this and i like wearing colorful street gear too.

next time you see me out in my leathers with my pink knee sliders,give me a wave!

[merv]

I hate chicks.

Another hard day in Dilbert-land Jim?

Trudes, as for bogans, if you want to be one and dress like one, fine by me as long as you look good doing it.

[Burtha]

Trudes I gotta be honest with you. There is no way out.
... and pushed my leather jacket and Doc's to the back of the wardrobe. ...

Nobody, but NOBODY, should every have to neglect their DOC's!
Just the thought disturbs me :crybaby: ... further - and I'm NOT even a bogan!!! Not that I know of ...

[Stirts]

and cake on your birthday too apparently :gob: ask stirts :yes:

If eating cake gives me a candy arse like this, then bring on the cake :yeah:
http://andruchrisst.squarespace.com/storage/Sprinkle_Bum_by_auxcentral.jpg

I am not really a bogan, but I don't dress all girly either. And I probably don't dress my age (if there is such a thing). Put me in a dress or skirt and I feel like I am playing dress-ups and pretending to be someone else! And that is what it really comes down to. Who gives a flying fuck what anyone else thinks, they are going to think whatever the hell they want regardless of what you are wearing!

[Nasty]

Hay grizzo, Find me a cord for my scanner and i'll show the pics.....

Watch this space

Come over and borrow my scanner ... or at least tell me what sort of cord!

[ManDownUnder]

If eating cake gives me a candy arse like this, then bring on the cake :yeah:


Cake - no... muffin however... with creamy filling...

[Stirts]

http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimages/files/fannys-muffins_big.jpg

[Burtha]

image ...

picture, right mouse click, save ... :yes:

[Blossom]

Being blonde I only do dark brown ;)
Oh well...thats ok then. :cool:


Nobody, but NOBODY, should every have to neglect their DOC's!
Just the thought disturbs me :crybaby: ... further - and I'm NOT even a bogan!!! Not that I know of ...

You sure about that Burtha.. the desire to get a tattoo... owning doc's and being over 29?
I feel an online test coming on....here (http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_bogan_are_you)

Stirts...you have an awesome collection of pics on your computer.. :drool::drool:

[Trudes]

Oh well...thats ok then. :cool:



You sure about that Burtha.. the desire to get a tattoo... owning doc's and being over 29?
I feel an online test coming on....here (http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_bogan_are_you)

Stirts...you have an awesome collection of pics on your computer.. :drool::drool:

By that quiz I'm only 40% bogan!! ;)

[Stirts]

Well bugger me I must be a closet bogan.....60%, that is the highest score I have got in any test!!

I think I got extra points for having had a mullet :o

[Blossom]

hang on then...i found another one...
here (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3765905512788389388)
I figure the problem is that bogan is a term used in Aussie too and the discription is slightly different.

[Stirts]

hang on then...i found another one...
here (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3765905512788389388)
I figure the problem is that bogan is a term used in Aussie too and the discription is slightly different.

I scored 44% on boganisity!!

Would you eat your fish and chips with your fingers? WTF who the hell eats fish and chips with a fork n knife!!?!

[Blossom]

Would you eat your fish and chips with your fingers? WTF who the hell eats fish and chips with a fork n knife!!?!

lol...ladies and gay men I reckon.

[Trudes]

I scored 47% on that one! I am proud to say that, yes, I have owned a shopping trolley!!:laugh: (I used to get pushed home in it reguarly on a Friday night!)

[peasea]

I scored 44% on boganisity!!

Would you eat your fish and chips with your fingers? WTF who the hell eats fish and chips with a fork n knife!!?!

Well you did better than me at 43% but apparently I scored high enough to not have to root my sister.

Thank gawd for that! The last thing on my mind is stirring my brother-in-law's porridge.

[peasea]

I scored 47% on that one! I am proud to say that, yes, I have owned a shopping trolley!!:laugh: (I used to get pushed home in it reguarly on a Friday night!)

Did 'stolen' count as 'owned'? Bugger, another one I could have got.

[Trudes]

Did 'stolen' count as 'owned'? Bugger, another one I could have got.

I prefer the term "acquired" as opposed to stolen!<_<

[Ocean1]

I prefer the term "acquired" as opposed to stolen!<_<

So you're a procuress, then?

[Trudes]

So you're a procuress, then?

If you're offering your services we could get rich!!:niceone:

[Ocean1]

If you're offering your services we could get rich!!:niceone:

I've heard that line before madam.

Besides, I'm retiring.

[Shadows]

Bogan chicks are hot.

[ducatilover]

Bogan chicks are hot.

damn right:banana:

[tate35]

Ahhh...the old jeans and black t's days...ROCKED!!!! Except I do'nt think the word bogan was out then and we were just called "westies" in Auckland lol

Wear whatever works for you :headbang:

[Blossom]

Except I do'nt think the word bogan was out thenActually I have spent all night trying to remember what we called ourselves back in the day. Bogan is a new term and westies were from Auckland... We were in Hamilton but for the life of me I cant remember anything except..."black jersey boys" which obviously is very lame and not it

[MsKABC]

I prefer the term "acquired" as opposed to stolen!<_<

Don't they say that possession is 9/10ths of the law? I used to live 3 doors down from a supermarket and a pub.....:whistle:

[ynot slow]

Be the ultimate bogan- A Bogan Milf.

[peasea]

Be the ultimate bogan- A Bogan Milf.

Imagine the foreplay and the afterglow:

"Sup bitch?"

"Fuck you, wanker"

"I love you, get on yer back"

"Make me"

"Ok" whack!

"I love you too honey, ooh, ahh, give it to me"

"Right, I'm off to the pub, cya"

"Don't come back, loser"

[Number One]

Imagine the foreplay and the afterglow:

"Sup bitch?"

"Fuck you, wanker"

"I love you, get on yer back"

"Make me"

"Ok" whack!

"I love you too honey, ooh, ahh, give it to me"

"Right, I'm off to the pub, cya"

"Don't come back, loser"
:lol: sounds like business time in our house :shutup:

[peasea]

:lol: sounds like business time in our house :shutup:

I bet you won't show your missus that post!

[Number One]

I bet you won't show your missus that post!
OI BITCH!!! I'm a chick :lol: no really! :lol:

[Str8 Jacket]

OI BITCH!!! I'm a chick :lol: no really! :lol:

Fuck off, really?! :eek:

[Number One]

Fuck off, really?! :eek:
You've seen my tits :eek:

[Blossom]

Imagine the foreplay and the afterglow:

"Sup bitch?"

"Fuck you, wanker"

"I love you, get on yer back"

"Make me"

"Ok" whack!

"I love you too honey, ooh, ahh, give it to me"

"Right, I'm off to the pub, cya"

"Don't come back, loser"


err... I don't mean to be revealing but...have we met?

[ynot slow]

As he drives off in the HQ Holden(together).

[peasea]

OI BITCH!!! I'm a chick :lol: no really! :lol:


I saw that but I still say you got a missus.

Can I come round and take pics?

[peasea]

You've seen my tits :eek:


You have tits too? Now I really got to get some pics.

[peasea]

err... I don't mean to be revealing but...have we met?

I don't think so, you'd remember for sure.

[98tls]

I don't think so, you'd remember for sure. Maybe she didnt notice the webbing between ya toes.:niceone:

[peasea]

Maybe she didnt notice the webbing between ya toes.:niceone:

She woulda remembered my banjo pluckin' tho and I gotta tell ya, six fingers comes in reeeeeeel handy when ya pluckin' the choke knob in the beef curtain!

[98tls]

She woulda remembered my banjo pluckin' tho and I gotta tell ya, six fingers comes in reeeeeeel handy when ya pluckin' the choke knob in the beef curtain!
So this Southern thing is working out for ya.

[peasea]

So this Southern thing is working out for ya.

I've been a closet Southerner all my life.

[98tls]

I've been a closet Southerner all my life. As have most Nth Islanders,they dress up Southern and call it weird names like Westie or bogan.:yawn:

[Number One]

I saw that but I still say you got a missus.

Can I come round and take pics?
Actually I do...her names is Trudes and it will cost ya :lol:

[Trudes]

Actually I do...her names is Trudes and it will cost ya :lol:

Yeah! And I do what she tells me! (you like them poached eh? :lol: )

[reofix]

no...............................

[Trudes]

:mellow::bleh:

[Pussy]

We love you the way you are, Trudes.... don't change a thing!

[Trudes]

We love you the way you are, Trudes.... don't change a thing!

Apart from the bottom burps eh ;)

[Pussy]

Apart from the bottom burps eh ;)

You're just "expressing" yourself. And it's only Kendog's head you hold under the covers

[Maha]

Apart from the bottom burps eh ;)

If they smell like wet newspaper then they're ok....:2thumbsup

[Trudes]

If they smell like wet newspaper then they're ok....:2thumbsup

Cookies aparantly....:laugh:

[Grizzo]

Cookies aparantly....:laugh:
Cookies?.......like a :eek:trouser biscuit

[Trudes]

Cookies?.......like a :eek:trouser biscuit

:rofl: better have a girl guide in your pocket than a brownie in your pants!!

[Grizzo]

:rofl: better have a girl guide in your pocket than a brownie in your pants!!
:laugh:This is correct.:o

[Maha]

Cookies aparantly....:laugh:

Really??? :drool:
Duncked Ginernuts??

Do they ever smell like Broccoli?....when you havent' had any Broccoli...:niceone:

Or a damp sheep.....am I alone on this one??

[Trudes]

Really??? :drool:
Duncked Ginernuts??

Do they ever smell like Broccoli?....when you havent' had any Broccoli...:niceone:

Or a damp sheep.....am I alone on this one??

ummmmm, I'm thinking yes!!!:lol:
Mom, what are you feeding your man??:pinch:

[98tls]

Really??? :drool:
Duncked Ginernuts??

Do they ever smell like Broccoli?....when you havent' had any Broccoli...:niceone:

Or a damp sheep.....am I alone on this one?? Shit no mate,down here we know all about damp sheep.:cool:

[Grizzo]

Really??? :drool:
Duncked Ginernuts??

Do they ever smell like Broccoli?....when you havent' had any Broccoli...:niceone:

Or a damp sheep.....am I alone on this one??
They are always worse when you got a round in the chamber.

[scumdog]

Imagine the foreplay and the afterglow:

"Sup bitch?"

"Fuck you, wanker"

"I love you, get on yer back"

"Make me"

"Ok" whack!

"I love you too honey, ooh, ahh, give it to me"

"Right, I'm off to the pub, cya"

"Don't come back, loser"

Ah, the smooth lines of Southern foreplay...

[Paul in NZ]

Ah, the smooth lines of Southern foreplay...

Did you see american dad the other night?

'Grease yourself up like a pig and get down on all fours - I'll be back in a minute....'

Now THAT's pillow talk (gawd)

[Pussy]

I normally settle for "You awake?"

[Blossom]

I don't think so, you'd remember for sure.

Yep your right.
Never done it on my back...how does that work? I thought kneeling was the only way?:buggerd: :gob:

[Shadows]

Imagine the foreplay and the afterglow:

"Sup bitch?"

"Fuck you, wanker"

"I love you, get on yer back"

"Make me"

"Ok" whack!

"I love you too honey, ooh, ahh, give it to me"

"Right, I'm off to the pub, cya"

"Don't come back, loser"

Fucking hell. Have you hidden a microphone in my house?

[Trudes]

Oh goodness!! Just got back from town...... And I thought I was a bogan! I have been put to shame!! Even wearing my black Shihad tshirt, and tonight is only Them Crooked Vultures playing, ACDC was last night and tomorrow night. Guess I have to make a decision which black tshirt to team with my black jeans and Docs tomorrow night, Led Zep, Metallica, Shihad or maybe my new KB shirt.... But then I don't really need complete strangers coming up and saying "hi Trudes" and freaking me out. Oh decision decisions!:lol: BOGANS!!!!!

[Number One]

Oh decision decisions!:lol: BOGANS!!!!!

I just today discovered that I am a bogan in spirit only my wardrobe no longer reflects it whatsoever. I don't have any black band t-shirts or black jeans! It is a sad day :lol:

[The Everlasting]

Of course it is,although I don't always dress all black,I am always wearing some black...

\oo/ \oo/

[The Everlasting]

I just today discovered that I am a bogan in spirit only my wardrobe no longer reflects it whatsoever. I don't have any black band t-shirts or black jeans! It is a sad day :lol:

I think it comes down to the music you listen too,not what you wear imo...I have always listened to death/power/black metal etc...I couldn't ever not listen to metal.

[Number One]

I think it comes down to the music you listen too,not what you wear imo...I have always listened to death/power/black metal etc...I couldn't ever not listen to metal.

Indeed I agree HOWEVER this doesn't help me with what I shall wear to ACDC tomorrow night so that I am not mauled to death by die hard bogan types! ;)

[scissorhands]

Kiwi bogan fashion

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