So I prayed to the lord- 'send me a KTM'

[cave weta]

And the lord said, "sure!- here, have this one"




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[barty5]

shit lucky you just happened to be out and bout in your bike gear helmet and all.

[slofox]

Bastard never gave me one when I asked...

[DELLORTO]

i asked for a yamaha once.....didnt come from sky though......it rear-ended me at 50km/h..................:laugh:

[noobi]

I prayed for an awesome bike, God said have one of these gasgas' their better :spanking:

[cave weta]

I prayed for an awesome bike, God said have one of these gasgas' their better :spanking:


Yes I love em too . But the welds look like I did them and the castings look like Masport did them!:doh:

[noobi]

Yes I love em too . But the welds look like I did them and the castings look like Masport did them!:doh:

Yes but looks can be deceiving, iv never heard of them failing, breaking or twisting, KTM's on the other hand...

[flyingcr250]

Yes I love em too . But the welds look like I did them and the castings look like Masport did them!:doh:

ha ha ha "masport" classic. :niceone:

[fergie]

now now children, play nice:jerry:

[kezzafish]

Yes I love em too . But the welds look like I did them and the castings look like Masport did them!:doh:

ha ha haaaaa, probably the best you can buy for lawn moving tho. Does it cook sausages too? 6 burner or 4?

[camchain]

Picture is proof enough for me. I'm starting KTM Church of Immaculate Misconception. PM me for your tythe direct debit forms and membership card.
Stand by for commandments.

[barty5]

Picture is proof enough for me. I'm starting KTM Church of Immaculate Misconception. PM me for your tythe direct debit forms and membership card.
Stand by for commandments.

1 Thou shall spend lots a money on suspension and steering dampners
2 Thou shall be an old fart
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[flyingcr250]

1 Thou shall spend lots a money on suspension and steering dampners
2 Thou shall be an old fart
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oh this must be kick KTM in the ding ding day. :nono::Pokey:

[Buddy L]

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.

SEVEN: 'you shall not ride another brand of bike' i am KTM, i am lord

SIX: 'You shall not murder.'

SIX: 'you shall not sezie my motor.'

[.chris]

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.

SEVEN: 'you shall not ride another brand of bike' i am KTM, i am lord

SIX: 'You shall not murder.'

SIX: 'you shall not sezie my motor.'

EIGHT: tho shall't not covert another mans orange bits, nor try to disguise ones own orange bits for fear of shame and ridicule

[noobi]

NINE: One must elevate ones ego to semi godlike status

[camchain]

Hah haaaa. Heretics! Fortunately KTMism is a religion of peace.

1. There is only one true off road motorcycle therefore no coveting thy neighbours bike unless newer KTM.

2. If any trangression of 1, penance = self flagellation until blood is drawn.

3. Rear knobly to be kept fresh to ensure adequate amount of roost for stoning of unbelievers.

4. Pigrimage to KTM factory once in lifetime. (Pilgrims must make at least 2 purchases from the gift shop).

5. Steering geometry is in perfect accord with sacred dimensions. Only impure thoughts cause tankslappers therefore faith not strong enough.

6. When performing sacrement of mixing of the fuel, this to be done in confined space to ensure adequate inhalation of the sacred vapours to maintain state of enlightenment.

7... ahh stuff it. This Scientlology looks interesting. Quite like the idea of aliens and volcanoes. (Tythes already given are non-refundable)

[kezzafish]

ha haaa, funny as fuck. well done believers and non-believers

Thou shalt pay prices far in excess of value for parts?

[vazza]

small image is small

[barty5]

ha haaa, funny as fuck. well done believers and non-believers

Thou shalt pay prices far in excess of value for parts?

thats cause they are orange and nothing rhymes with orange.