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Thread: So I prayed to the lord- 'send me a KTM'

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    So I prayed to the lord- 'send me a KTM'

    And the lord said, "sure!- here, have this one"





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    shit lucky you just happened to be out and bout in your bike gear helmet and all.
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    Bastard never gave me one when I asked...
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    i asked for a yamaha once.....didnt come from sky though......it rear-ended me at 50km/h..................
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    I prayed for an awesome bike, God said have one of these gasgas' their better
    we may just go where no ones been

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    Quote Originally Posted by noobi View Post
    I prayed for an awesome bike, God said have one of these gasgas' their better

    Yes I love em too . But the welds look like I did them and the castings look like Masport did them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cave weta View Post
    Yes I love em too . But the welds look like I did them and the castings look like Masport did them!
    Yes but looks can be deceiving, iv never heard of them failing, breaking or twisting, KTM's on the other hand...
    we may just go where no ones been

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    Quote Originally Posted by cave weta View Post
    Yes I love em too . But the welds look like I did them and the castings look like Masport did them!
    ha ha ha "masport" classic.
    SHE LOOKED UP AT ME WITH BLOOD IN HER EYES
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    now now children, play nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by cave weta View Post
    Yes I love em too . But the welds look like I did them and the castings look like Masport did them!
    ha ha haaaaa, probably the best you can buy for lawn moving tho. Does it cook sausages too? 6 burner or 4?
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    Picture is proof enough for me. I'm starting KTM Church of Immaculate Misconception. PM me for your tythe direct debit forms and membership card.
    Stand by for commandments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by camchain View Post
    Picture is proof enough for me. I'm starting KTM Church of Immaculate Misconception. PM me for your tythe direct debit forms and membership card.
    Stand by for commandments.
    1 Thou shall spend lots a money on suspension and steering dampners
    2 Thou shall be an old fart
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    Quote Originally Posted by barty5 View Post
    1 Thou shall spend lots a money on suspension and steering dampners
    2 Thou shall be an old fart
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    oh this must be kick KTM in the ding ding day.
    SHE LOOKED UP AT ME WITH BLOOD IN HER EYES
    THEN HER SKIN FELL OFF
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    SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.

    SEVEN: 'you shall not ride another brand of bike' i am KTM, i am lord

    SIX: 'You shall not murder.'

    SIX: 'you shall not sezie my motor.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddy L View Post
    SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.

    SEVEN: 'you shall not ride another brand of bike' i am KTM, i am lord

    SIX: 'You shall not murder.'

    SIX: 'you shall not sezie my motor.'
    EIGHT: tho shall't not covert another mans orange bits, nor try to disguise ones own orange bits for fear of shame and ridicule
    "As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts." ― Herman Melville

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