Damn!! :(

[Slipstream]

Knock on the front door.

A big bunch of flowers waiting on my doorstep.

Who would be sending me flowers? :love:

Check the note.

To Pansy Tuft ...... not for me :o :disapint: :weep:

Ring up flower company and now flowers are gone :disapint:

Pansy Tuft is one loved lady, from the type of flowers and size of the bunch that she's getting .... *sigh*

[jrandom]

Pansy Tuft is one loved lady, from the type of flowers and size of the bunch that she's getting .... *sigh*

See?

SEE?

See the metrics applied to love by the female mind?

We're all doomed.

[jazbug5]

Aw!

Look, we love ya...!!

[Hitcher]

See the metrics applied to love by the female mind?

We're all doomed.
Dead man still walking...

[Holy Roller]

Maybe a name change was in order,
well maybe one day.... :disapint:

[Riff Raff]

I remember back in in UK and it was my flatmates birthday - she thought her boyfriend had forgotten and then this gorgeous bunch of flowers was delivered. She was soooo happy until she read the note and realised they were for me. So threw them at me, and when I realised it was a guy I couldn't stand who had sent them to me, I offered them back to her - she refused so I chucked them in the bin!!!

[Slipstream]

Aw!

Look, we love ya...!!

Aw thanks hon .... least someoe does .... *sniff*

:crybaby:

"....look at me. I'm as helpless as a kitten in a tree..."

[White trash]

Knock on the front door.

A big bunch of flowers waiting on my doorstep.

Who would be sending me flowers? :love:

Check the note.

To Pansy Tuft ...... not for me :o :disapint: :weep:

Ring up flower company and now flowers are gone :disapint:

Pansy Tuft is one loved lady, from the type of flowers and size of the bunch that she's getting .... *sigh*


Ummmm surely Pansy Tuft aint a real name? Some smart arse is sitting by his phone waiting for you to *get* his criptic clue.

And you've sent the flowers back!

[Slipstream]

Ummmm surely Pansy Tuft aint a real name? Some smart arse is sitting by his phone waiting for you to *get* his criptic clue.

And you've sent the flowers back!

What do you know that I don't? :shit:

[NC]

I love flowers :D

[FzerozeroT]

What do you know that I don't? :shit:


:killingmePansy Tuft, and what is even funnier is the guy that is going to be sitting at home crying thinking "she doesn't even know I like her" poor bastard.

[Wolf]

Ummmm surely Pansy Tuft aint a real name? Some smart arse is sitting by his phone waiting for you to *get* his criptic clue.

And you've sent the flowers back!
I concur, WT. Now all we have to do is work out what the clue means.

Probably something whoeveritwas thought Slipstream would twig to.

[SPORK]

Yeah, that name's a bit dodgey... Well maybe he thought he'd sound like a dick writing "Slipstream" so he wrote that instead. Whatever the case is, go and Have A Grood Day (tm)

[Indiana_Jones]

Indiana: *tapping on the shoulder* "I'll make you feel better"

Magua: "I'll take care of this...."

Indiana: "You never close your eyes anymore....." :niceone:

-Indy

[jrandom]

Indiana: "You never close your eyes anymore....."

STOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOPITARRRRRRRRGGHHHH

:sick:

:bash: :bash: :bash:

:ar15: :ar15: :ar15:

[SPORK]

STOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOPITARRRRRRRRGGHHHH

:sick:

:bash: :bash: :bash:

:ar15: :ar15: :ar15:
Yeah, I thought it was bloody dodgey, but I left it be... The real question, is WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON INSIDE HIS MIND!?

It must be all those Top Gun shower scenes...

[sedge]

Pansy tuft is a name made up by the NZ florists society , they deliver ramdom bunches of flowers to doorsteps and then eventually when women get one they go 'awwww, he really does love me', then they see it is not for them and let their guy know he can't compete with 'Pansy tufts' man... In a vain attempt to soothe their women they go out and buy a huge fecking expensive bunch of flowers, which aren't good enough coz he didn't think of it for himself so they go head first in the waste disposal.

Flowers are guilt and clever advertising.

Flowers do not equal love.

Flowers are fleeting beauty and false promises.

Flowers are evil, I know a guy who was killed by flowers, he thought that he could meet the perfect girl by being as close to a flower as he could be. He spent years growing his hair and beard into the shape of flower petals. He wore green tights and refused to exercise his legs so they shrank and became stem like. He pressed his hands in a vice so they looke like leaves.

He died tragically.

A giant old lady ripped off his legs and stuck him in a vase.

Sedge.

[Combattant de Rue]

Pansy tuft is a name made up by the NZ florists society.

Sedge is right. I dont mean to point this out ...
Pansy: a type of flower + Tuft: a bunch.

This was just a devious attempt at some of that comercial trickery which is commonly referred to as :devil2: Marketing :angry2: gawdam pricks making us guys look bad... **- mutter mutter -** :sneaky2:

Woman just dont understand that its through the absence of gifts that we express our love....... :love: ..... although this is a concept my gfs never got :unsure:

[XTC]

Why does everyone *assume* it was a male that sent Slipperystream those flowers?? :spudwhat: What self respecting male would even utter the words "pansy tuft" out loud?? :cool:

[Indiana_Jones]

The real question, is WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON INSIDE HIS MIND!?

Even I don't know :|

-Indy

[Slipstream]

esentially what you guys are saying is:

a) Noone really likes me and it's all just a marketing ploy

b) I have a secret admirer who now thinks I'm stupid cos I didn't figure out the clue

or

c)...There's no tenderness, like before in your fiiiingertiiiIIiips...

[Indiana_Jones]

esentially what you guys are saying is:

a) Noone really likes me and it's all just a marketing ploy

b) I have a secret admirer who now thinks I'm stupid cos I didn't figure out the clue

or

c)...There's no tenderness, like before in your fiiiingertiiiIIiips...

C!!!!!!!!!!! :2thumbsup

-Indy

[Storm]

C!!!!!!!!!!! :2thumbsup

-Indy

You might be a dirty addict, but at least you are happy and every day is "Top Gun" day for you

[Slipstream]

And I hate being me.

I had a shite week last week and the weekend wasn't what I thought it would be either. Everything I wanted or needed to be done wasn't. I can't stop crying.
If it was that time of the month or close to, I could blame that...but it isn't.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know people have it worse off than me....BUT I'M SICK OF BEING ME!!!

I don't have a bike, I don't know how to answer this bloody question in my assignment, I don't have any alcohol and I don't know how to stop crying.

What I do have is a failed marriage, wrinkles, a boyish look, terrible fashion sense, an empty bank account and bad choices in everything.

:2guns: :cry:

:argh:

[Joni]

And I hate being me.

I had a shite week last week and the weekend wasn't what I thought it would be either. Everything I wanted or needed to be done wasn't. I can't stop crying.
If it was that time of the month or close to, I could blame that...but it isn't.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know people have it worse off than me....BUT I'M SICK OF BEING ME!!!

I don't have a bike, I don't know how to answer this bloody question in my assignment, I don't have any alcohol and I don't know how to stop crying.

What I do have is a failed marriage, wrinkles, a boyish look, terrible fashion sense, an empty bank account and bad choices in everything.

:2guns: :cry:

:argh:

I dont know what to say....

but..... :hug:

Shit.... now I wanna send you flowers just to make you smile!!! :confused: I really hope it all gets better!!

[Ms Piggy]

And I hate being me.

I had a shite week last week and the weekend wasn't what I thought it would be either. Everything I wanted or needed to be done wasn't. I can't stop crying.
If it was that time of the month or close to, I could blame that...but it isn't.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear ya girlfriend!! Sometimes it all gets waaaaaaaaay too much aye!! :confused:



I know people have it worse off than me....BUT I'M SICK OF BEING ME!!!
You may be sick of being you but you are a fabulous you and there are lots of people who know, believe and love (yes love) you b/c of that! You are an amazing woman! Lets me list why:

(a) You have 2 beautiful little girls who love you very much and you're a fantastic Mother to them. Motherhood scares me shitless but you rock at it!!

(b) You have taken the HUGE step of going to Uni to study a really feckin' hard subject (well for me it is anyway).

(c) You are able to voice your frustrations

(d) You are a very cool chick even without points a, b & c!

Hang in there darls, it sucks at the moment but it will (trust me on this) get better.


I don't have a bike, I don't know how to answer this bloody question in my assignment, I don't have any alcohol and I don't know how to stop crying.
Thats the worst - having no bike...me neither at the moment but, thats my own fault. I can relate.

Answering questions on assignments...the BEST thing to do is email/phone/visit your tutor/lecturer or tomorrow go into Uni and see the study support people, it's far more intelligent to ask for help than struggle on not knowing, you may be able to get peer support from someone who has done the paper already, or get to know a few others on your paper and see if they want to form a study group - having a study has been my saving grace at Uni, not just to have others to study with but they have been great friends who have leant me support in so many ways that goes beyond the topic we're studying.

Having no booze is a bitch too! Booooooo!!!

Now as for crying...GO FOR IT! You are normal & it's all good. Cry your little heart out cos it's sometime the best thing you can do. In my experience. Have a good sob.


What I do have is a failed marriage, wrinkles, a boyish look, terrible fashion sense, an empty bank account and bad choices in everything.

:2guns: :cry:

:argh:
Hmmmmm...are you sure we're not twins my dear?

Hang in there we love ya and it's gonna be better. I'm sorry it sucks big time at the moment though. You know where I am if ya need to talk etc, etc.

Hugs Cathy

[Storm]

Sorry to hear alls not well. For what its worth, I'll be praying for you. You've obviously got friends, both here and out in the "real world" who care about you so make like the song says, and lean on them when you need a hand. Thats what we're here for

Dion

[Slipstream]

I know that I might have been going on about how my life sucks for the past week, but I'm alone with the internet...

but I'd just like to say:

.....you're trying hard not to show it, baby. But baby, baby, baby I knooooow iiiit....

[sels1]

Cheer up SS shit happens and there has to be some bad so there can be some good - you know like light and dark, ying and yang etc. These feelings will pass. Everything passes. You are a really good person and things will turn out ok for you so keep yr chin up - gain strength from the experience.

[gav]

Damn, this thread should really have come with some sort of public health warning or something.....
Anyway, whats the question in your assignment, maybe we can help? Or is that ummm, cheating? Nah, can't be ....








You sure your not just digging for rep points? You trying to catch Hitcher or something? J/K

[Slipstream]

You sure your not just digging for rep points? You trying to catch Hitcher or something? J/K

Would that work? :shit:

I'm feeling heaps better this morning thanks to the people on this site and a darn good cry.

Although I feel as all of my energy has been usurped.
I think this might actually be a good week :D

[Ms Piggy]

I'm feeling heaps better this morning thanks to the people on this site and a darn good cry.

Although I feel as all of my energy has been usurped.
I think this might actually be a good week :D
Excellent news! Go get 'em! :niceone:

[ManDownUnder]

Would that work? :shit:

I'm feeling heaps better this morning thanks to the people on this site and a darn good cry.

Although I feel as all of my energy has been usurped.
I think this might actually be a good week :D

I think you might find you've got more friends than you realise... or hopefully (now the good week has started you remember all the emails you got when you left the site for a bit.

Just don't be too proud to ask for help, for someone to talk to, and for some time out if you need help with the kids. I know there are people around you that'll leap in at a moment's notice - it's over to you simply ask...

[Sparky Bills]

I think you need a good long ride on an R1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That would make anyone feel better!

[Slipstream]

Alcohol is not the answer....




Alcohol is the question.

Yes is the answer. :apint:

:hug: to Jazbug for bringing arount a couple of bottles of wine :D


Yesterday was an awesome day :D

My tutorial consisted of a debate, where we were split into 2 teams. I volunteered to be the leader in my team. 3 of my team really wanted to be in the other team and tried to sabbotage our arguements. This would have worked if they weren't such idiots :lol:
In the end our team won. Infact the only people who didn't vote our way, were 2 of the 3 that didn't want to be on our team. :lol: suckers

My closing statement was so cool (*pat on my back*) that the oppositions leaders said "That sounds good. Let's go with that"


What a great beginning to an awesome week :)

Now I'm off to finish 5 assignments (Geez, it's only been 2 weeks and already my assignments are piling up :lol:)

[ManDownUnder]

Now I'm off to finish 5 assignments (Geez, it's only been 2 weeks and already my assignments are piling up :lol:)

What are you studying...?

[Slipstream]

What are you studying...?

Ahem...BCA majoring in nfjdfhfgkeusrg