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slofox
19th March 2009, 12:32
Might be a repost - I have certainly heard it before...but still a goodie I think.


Man sitting alone on the beach. He has no arms and no legs. Three women come walking along the beach, a few minutes apart.

First one sees our man. Says to him..."Oh you poor man. Have you ever had a hug?" He replies "No I haven't". So she gives him a hug.

Second woman comes along. "Oh you poor man! Have you ever been kissed?"
He replies as before, "No I haven't." So she gives him a kiss.

No. 3 turns up. "Oh you poor man! Have you ever been fucked?" He replies, eyes brightening up "No! I haven't!!" She looks at him and says "Well you will be soon. The tide's coming in..."
Burtha
19th March 2009, 13:18
I actually LOL !!
me liked it very much
Nasty
19th March 2009, 13:23
Yup .. woman = no sympathy!
Number One
19th March 2009, 15:11
Evil bitches untie!
forkoil
19th March 2009, 15:15
More like evil bitches dyslexic
Number One
19th March 2009, 15:18
More like evil bitches dyslexic
Yeah I did that on purpose...you not seen that joke? Perhaps you don't believe in DOG either?
forkoil
19th March 2009, 15:25
Yeah I did that on purpose...you not seen that joke? Perhaps you don't believe in DOG either?
DOG? :eek:
kevfromcoro
19th March 2009, 19:24
haha
thats funny.....

just on the subject of no arms and legs
True story......
A few yrs ago i was in BKK ...and a friend of mine turned up with a suitcase full of chocolate
Was going to do some trading with it
but the thais dont eat chocolate
when he got back to NZ
i asked im...what did you do with all that chocolate
He replied
i gave it all away

gave most of it to a beggar with no arms..or feet
after i had done that ........thought that was a bit stupid
poor cunt cant open it
Subike
19th March 2009, 19:27
Might be a repost - I have certainly heard it before...but still a goodie I think.


Man sitting alone on the beach. He has no arms and no legs. Three women come walking along the beach, a few minutes apart.

First one sees our man. Says to him..."Oh you poor man. Have you ever had a hug?" He replies "No I haven't". So she gives him a hug.

Second woman comes along. "Oh you poor man! Have you ever been kissed?"
He replies as before, "No I haven't." So she gives him a kiss.

No. 3 turns up. "Oh you poor man! Have you ever been fucked?" He replies, eyes brightening up "No! I haven't!!" She looks at him and says "Well you will be soon. The tide's coming in..." and if you are lucky you will get crabs as well!!
Clockwork
23rd March 2009, 09:55
Might be a repost - I have certainly heard it before...but still a goodie I think.


Man sitting alone on the beach. He has no arms and no legs. Three women come walking along the beach, a few minutes apart.

First one sees our man. Says to him..."Oh you poor man. Have you ever had a hug?" He replies "No I haven't". So she gives him a hug.

Second woman comes along. "Oh you poor man! Have you ever been kissed?"
He replies as before, "No I haven't." So she gives him a kiss.

No. 3 turns up. "Oh you poor man! Have you ever been fucked?" He replies, eyes brightening up "No! I haven't!!" She looks at him and says "Well you will be soon. The tide's coming in..."

He should be OK... so long as his name is Bob!