Looking for bike club in Auckland area

[TACO BELL]

Hi i am a new bikie got a buell just recently.

I am looking to join a club this year in auckland. My workmate gave me a list but I will see what you all think is right for me.

Here is his list he gave me.

Hells angels mc
tribesman mc
headhunters mc
45 mc
Auckland motocycle club.

He is a harley rider from calafornia he said he used to be in a club in san diego called the mongols mc.

cheers.

[DIN PELENDA]

Hi i am a new bikie got a buell just recently.

I am looking to join a club this year in auckland. My workmate gave me a list but I will see what you all think is right for me.

Here is his list he gave me.

Hells angels mc
tribesman mc
headhunters mc
45 mc
Auckland motocycle club.

He is a harley rider from calafornia he said he used to be in a club in san diego called the mongols mc.
.

cheers.

You should turn this in to poll . Go for heahunters I said .
And by the way you asking stupid question because only you know what is right for you we don't even know you . We can only gees.
You welcome

[rosie631]

Back in the day when I had anything to do with these sort of clubs you had to be invited to join. Not just a matter of turning up and saying you want to become a member. Has that changed now?? Maybe HOG would be a better option for you??

[Conquiztador]

Troll MC is looking for members. You qualify!

[paturoa]

Joke that applies for those "clubs"....

What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?

The location of the dirt bag

[Grizzo]

I will put you in touch with this guy.

Really nice dude and leader of a well known bike ga... umm club.:whistle:

Yeah, those "clubs" you mentioned probably have a bit of a "process" to go through before becoming a member.

[cave weta]

You see what kind of twats are attracted to these bikes?!:gob:

Really they are not a motorcycle are they?

They are a magnet for dickheads!:tugger::tugger:

People who love them as a machine that is almost a motorcycle
must cringe when they meet these psuedo tough guys who feel that riding one will make them tougher and give them credibility!

[popelli]

you forgot

Highway 61

[zzzbang]

You see what kind of twats are attracted to these bikes?!:gob:

Really they are not a motorcycle are they?

They are a magnet for dickheads!:tugger::tugger:

People who love them as a machine that is almost a motorcycle
must cringe when they meet these psuedo tough guys who feel that riding one will make them tougher and give them credibility!

Well, in my books, if you can wrestle a piece of iron that heavy and unstable down the road then you are a tough guy. :apumpin:


:laugh:

[Madness]

You forgot the Mormons too, very similar to the Mongols.

[Blatman]

Have a think about the Ulysses Club.
Motto: "White Hair - White Trash"

[cave weta]

Taco Bell should move to Sydney.... they are one short of gang members there....

[rosie631]

Troll MC is looking for members. You qualify!

Was this message directed at me or the original poster??

[Conquiztador]

Was this message directed at me or the original poster??

If it fits, feel free to take ownership. ;)

[CookMySock]

Well, in my books, if you can wrestle a piece of iron that heavy and unstable down the road then you are a tough guy. Hrm I passed one who was woefully inadequate in the corners, and then I tucked in tight for a 90-second full-throttle burst on a straight, and at the end of the straight the bastard was riiiiiite on my tail. That tractor couldn't corner, but fuck it could moooove on the straights. How the hell they do that with an open-faced helmet on is beyond me coz he musta been touching 240 to catch me, so I wouldn't call it heavy and unstable. I did a beeeg arse-hang and tip-way-in-deep for the corner at the end, and he backed right off, but NOT SLOW on the straights!

Steve

[Howsie]

To be honest, i think TACO BELL is taking the piss! Anyone with 2cents of common sence knows what those "clubs" are like. Good luck on turning up saying you want to join, we will see you on the news.....

Try www.amcc.co.nz and ill see you there :D

[TACO BELL]

look on the back of the tribesman and co it says mc. Mc means motocycle club it is as clear as day on your back. It is not a gang its a club.

[ital916]

look on the back of the tribesman and co it says mc. Mc means motocycle club it is as clear as day on your back. It is not a gang its a club.

well, since your buell is more akin to a horse than a motorcycle *I know that is being mean to horses which are quite lovely to ride* you should try the kkk, they dont say mc though cos the cool clubs are undercover.

Haha jokes, seriously though. Id go with the killa beeeeez mc.

haha sorry I couldnt type that with a straight face. Join the Auckland Uni SMC motorcycle club, youll love it.

[rosie631]

look on the back of the tribesman and co it says mc. Mc means motocycle club it is as clear as day on your back. It is not a gang its a club.

You are right MC does stand for motorcycle club. But there are clubs and 'clubs'. The ones you have listed are well known for being gangs. Is this thread a piss take or are you serious??

[kevfromcoro]

[




Is this thread a piss take or are you serious??[/QUOTE]

Come on guys

this dude is a nooby.

he is serious


I THINK...........

[Conquiztador]

Just do what everone else in kiwiland does. Be an entrepeneur and start your own.

The benefits are endless:
- There is no need to be stuck with some dumb name, you can name the club whatever you want. Personally I have always fancied HTFU MC. You can also have a cool patch like a skull with wings or a flying hotdog!
- You make the rules. If you like chinese scooters then they are in!
- The clubroom can be your bedroom. Saves time, no need to ride anywhere. And mum will be happy that you are at home.
- You get to pick who is in. What a brilliant way to get back at that bully who steals your lunch. Not letting him join will show who is in charge!


So what are you waiting for? Ah thats right... that bike...

[Weta]

Taco Bell should move to Sydney.... they are one short of gang members there....

seen the news tonight? make that 2 and cnuting, sorry counting (or not)

[Kiwi Graham]

look on the back of the tribesman and co it says mc. Mc means motocycle club it is as clear as day on your back. It is not a gang its a club.

Yeah our bad dude, 'join them' you sound like just the sort of guy they will warm to :lol:

[Weta]

:laugh:
look on the back of the tribesman and co it says mc. Mc means motocycle club it is as clear as day on your back. It is not a gang its a club.


Yes it does you're quite right. MC also stands for Master of Ceremony, just make sure you're clear on the 'ceremony' before you join up.
I like this guy I really do.:laugh:

[dino3310]

Well, in my books, if you can wrestle a piece of iron that heavy and unstable down the road then you are a tough guy. :apumpin:


:laugh:

I used to ride a softail, but would have to be one of the biggest soft cocks on the road :lol:

[dino3310]

You dont need a club your on Kiwibiker:scooter:, you'll find ride's, mate's and all the other good shit that come's with riding:yes:.

as for some of those clubs mentioned :whocares:.
Ride your own life NOT theres:bash:

[McJim]

Here's a club that's recruiting across the country - a copy of their patch is attached for you.

They wouldn't let me join though - best of luck!

[dino3310]

Here's a club that's recruiting across the country - a copy of their patch is attached for you.

They wouldn't let me join though - best of luck!

apparently thev'e got fast cars and the best drugs for free:2thumbsup

[McJim]

apparently thev'e got fast cars and the best drugs for free:2thumbsup

Not only that but they give you a bike - you don't have to steal one to get in!

[Conquiztador]

Not only that but they give you a bike - you don't have to steal one to get in!

I see. They have gotten rid of the initiation process then. No wonder they are getting soft!

[Griffin]

IMHO... start at the top of your list and try each 'club' in turn... walk up to the 6 foot high corrugated iron gates topped off with barbed wire and pound on them until you get an audience with your future club leader.

Dont forget to take a copy of your latest CV, drivers licence for proof of age and motorcycle riding ability... and perhaps some cold hard cash to sweeten them up to the idea of your 'joining' their club.

Dress appropriately, try and source a copy of their MC patch and sew it on to your best suit so that you can show them how proudly you would wear their insignia.

Study up on their cultures before you turn up... learn the many and various hand gestures they use and gesture these to them to signify your in the 'know' about them.

It may pay to also have with you proof of ownership of your motorbike... they wouldnt be too impressed to find out it wasn't your own.

Finally... it is always appreciated when a potential new member turns up with morning tea... try taking along some scones... or better still, fairy cakes and a nice hot urn of tea. That way you can all sit around in the garden area of the club and really get to know each other.

Let us know how it goes...

[TACO BELL]

The clubs mentioned are clubs not gangs. There are a bunch of funloving rebel who love to ride and do charity rides and toy runs for needy people.

The headhunters motocycle club run healthy body healthy mind for troubled youth. Of course you just cant join it is a club like the northern club or a country club they are particuler not like a tennis club.

But mc means motocycle club.

[rosie631]

The clubs mentioned are clubs not gangs. There are a bunch of funloving rebel who love to ride and do charity rides and toy runs for needy people.

The headhunters motocycle club run healthy body healthy mind for troubled youth. Of course you just cant join it is a club like the northern club or a country club they are particuler not like a tennis club.

But mc means motocycle club.

Might get shot down in flames but can't resist having my two cents worth. I have some past experience with 'clubs' like this. They have some good people and some arseholes - just like society. But 'funloving rebels'? I don't think so...

[dino3310]

The clubs mentioned are clubs not gangs. There are a bunch of funloving rebel who love to ride and do charity rides and toy runs for needy people.

The headhunters motocycle club run healthy body healthy mind for troubled youth. Of course you just cant join it is a club like the northern club or a country club they are particuler not like a tennis club.

But mc means motocycle club.

"fun loving rebels" :lol:
This must be a friggin piss take,
surely nobodys that fucken ignorant:confused:

[McJim]

The clubs mentioned are clubs not gangs. There are a bunch of funloving rebel

This is true however the fun that they love is rape, assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated robbery, controlled substance manufacture and distribution and intimidating people who are not of their mc.

If that's your bag then go for gold but don't expect me to visit you in jail.

[rosie631]

"fun loving rebels" :lol:
This must be a friggin piss take,
surely nobodys that fucken ignorant:confused:

Or that naieve. yeah I agree - gotta be taking the piss

[Conquiztador]

The clubs mentioned are clubs not gangs. There are a bunch of funloving rebel who love to ride and do charity rides and toy runs for needy people.

The headhunters motocycle club run healthy body healthy mind for troubled youth. Of course you just cant join it is a club like the northern club or a country club they are particuler not like a tennis club.

But mc means motocycle club.

At last someone who understands this! I fully support your stance here. Ok, so you can not join just like that. You need to prove that you are worthy. I mean, why would they allow some lolife to suddenly be able to destroy their reputation as caring charity workers that has taken years to build up?

Go forth and multiply young man!!

[TACO BELL]

They are free weeling, free lancing rogue renegade rebels.
While they dont play by societies rules, They do abide by societies laws.

They are just given bad press that is all.

Remember mc, means motocycle club it's on your back as clear as day, It's not a GANG it's a "CLUB".

[TACO BELL]

Hi i am keen to join the headhunters or road knights, hell even the hu hu mc. Anyone know how I get a look in.

Or should I start my own mc.

[TACO BELL]

My mate said these guys are not outlaw bikers and welcome new riders. Problem is they are in tokoroa, however they ride to auckland 3-4 times a year.

Does anyone know them or riden with them cheers.

[tigertim20]

hmmm, I think the usual way to join is to go to their pad, knock on the gate, and when in opens, be on your knees with your pants down, and a tube of KY resting on your back, Im sure theyll accept you right in!!

[Conquiztador]

Taco, somehow I am starting to think you are serious. And if that is the case, then who am I to judge? I still have a patch somewhere from another lifetime...

You do have to realise that it is not only about riding. It is a lifestyle. Very few, even from KB, have what it takes to join a patched MC. It becomes what is the main part of your life. Not because you join, but because it is who you were already before you joined up. You were only looking for like minded people to be with, And you did find them.

But if you have this idea that you can rock up to their gate with a bike and a smile and join, then you have really missed a vital ingredient here. They do not need you. Probably do not even want you. You will have to prove that you have what it takes. And that can take years.

Normally starts by you get to know someone who knows them. Then, if you are ok you are welcome to a party or two that they hold. You participate in their Poker Runs (or whatever activities that they hold type Drags, racing, rallies etc). You start to become a regular with them. Then you might get a small job to do: Be at the gate when everyone else want to watch the strippers, go fetch some more beer, clean up after a party, any other crap job. If you do OK you can start to ride with them. No patch, just at the tailend of the group. By this time a year or three has gone.

Then if you have not done any fuckups you might be asked to prospect. That can take anything from 6 months to a few years depending on who you are, who they are and who likes you. But don't be surprised if you are told to fuck off after two years before you get a patch. Not many make it the whole way. They do not have the commitment to always be there and help, do the shitty work, be trusted. Get up at 3am when the phone rings and stuff needs to be sorted.

But if you after some years get your patch then it means that you are trusted to 100%. And you will stand up for anyone else with that patch. No questions asked. If not, then that patch is gone in a flash.

But if all this seems like a hard road and you do not have what it takes you can look at a social club. There is many of them around. They have a more relaxed look at it all. There will be no patch for your back. Only a small one for your arm. This is where many end up who like the riding, the socialising, but also want to have a life of their own.

Choice is yours.

But I tell you, by rocking up to one of the MC's you have mentioned and telling them you want to join will only get your head smashed in. Badly.


Nah, you are takin the piss. Arent you???

[TACO BELL]

I will not just rock up but will try and hang with an associate and get a look in as a hangaround.

I will get my patch one way or another but I have relatives in a club called the coffin cheaters in perth and I might move to oz if i cant get into an mc here.

[Griffin]

I will not just rock up but will try and hang with an associate and get a look in as a hangaround.

I will get my patch one way or another but I have relatives in a club called the coffin cheaters in perth and I might move to oz if i cant get into an mc here.

Good grief... :slap:

You know what... I second your move to Oz idea... you would make a great coffin cheater.

[rosie631]

I will not just rock up but will try and hang with an associate and get a look in as a hangaround.

I will get my patch one way or another but I have relatives in a club called the coffin cheaters in perth and I might move to oz if i cant get into an mc here.

Do you actually know anything about these clubs and their lifestyle?? They all differ from each other. Sounds like you just want a patch - any patch will do. In that case maybe you should join HOG - they have a patch now... (see my thread about that.)

[no_8wire]

I will not just rock up but will try and hang with an associate and get a look in as a hangaround.

I will get my patch one way or another but I have relatives in a club called the coffin cheaters in perth and I might move to oz if i cant get into an mc here.

Do you really feel the need to fit in and "belong" as bad as that?
If you fell that strongly about having to belong to a "motorcycle club" why dont you start your own?
Or just go to your local cop house and tell them you want to be locked up for a few years. Not only will you save yourself a few years of mucking around i(prospect, joining, doing the crime, caught, jail etc), but you will meet lots of "interesting" people, and there will be some of those MC members in there, that you can be real close "friends" with too!

[TACO BELL]

I want to be "friends with the mc" but why jail. the gus in jail are mungy and black poweras they are gangs and not "CLUBS".:2guns:

[sil3nt]

I thought a motorcylce club would be like a car club. Organise rides, events, trackdays etc...

[caseye]

Oh boy has this thread gone off the rails or what?
Taco fer pete's sake go to Oz.
I promise we won't miss you.

[Riding LockedDown]

This thread... is... just... too... funny!!!... Oh my god.... lol'ing my pants... laugh so hard... now theres shit on the floor... oh my god... gangzzzzzzzzzzzz

[rosie631]

Oh boy has this thread gone off the rails or what?
Taco fer pete's sake go to Oz.
I promise we won't miss you.

Yep, it's pretty fucked up. LOL

[TACO BELL]

looks like I want ride with them I cant wait as these guys are a club and not a gang. Man I am pumped.:woohoo:

[Conquiztador]

looks like I want ride with them I cant wait as these guys are a club and not a gang. Man I am pumped.:woohoo:

As far as I know they are "related" to Filthy Few MC.

And it is clear that you have made up your mind re what you want to do. It is clearly not in favour of many on here. But so what. Your decision, your life.

Best wishes!

[TACO BELL]

He said the tribal huk mc and taipere mc are:sunny: social clubs as
are the greasy dogs mc. Anyone got any social mc clubs to add to the list, also the united bulldogs and magogs mc are not gangs.

[Scouse]

They are free weeling, free lancing rogue renegade rebels.
While they dont play by societies rules, They do abide by societies laws.

They are just given bad press that is all.

Remember mc, means motocycle club it's on your back as clear as day, It's not a GANG it's a "CLUB".I bet this is Finn taking the piss

[dino3310]

He said the tribal huk mc and taipere mc are:sunny: social clubs as
are the greasy dogs mc. Anyone got any social mc clubs to add to the list, also the united bulldogs and magogs mc are not gangs.

look in the back of the motorcycle trader & news, they got heaps of clubs listed there.

[rosie631]

I bet this is Finn taking the piss

It's gotta be a pisstake...

[TACO BELL]

is the one I want to join they hae 2 clubhouses i auckland.
Also where do they ride, I am keen to do charity work for them including helthy body healthy mind for troubled youth.

What a great club.

[Madness]

is the one I want to join they hae 2 clubhouses i auckland.
Also where do they ride, I am keen to do charity work for them including helthy body healthy mind for troubled youth.

What a great club.

Is that what they call dealing in P nowadays?

[Cr1MiNaL]

I am a troubled youth and my landlord tells me the garage floors need the oil stains removed from them or no bond back. Your whole club will be needed. Farkin Harley riders... Poofters the lot o em.

[Riding LockedDown]

Taco bell, u a funny motherfucker...

[TACO BELL]

also do charity work, but headhunters are active at helping young people beat drug addiction and crime and should qualify for government funding.

So a HUGE thanxto hhmc, keep up the good work guys.:wari:

[dino3310]

I am a troubled youth and my landlord tells me the garage floors need the oil stains removed from them or no bond back. Your whole club will be needed. Farkin Harley riders... Poofters the lot o em.

porous concrete + oil = no bond.
you can get the surface oil of but you wont get the shit thats soaked in,
tried everything to get the shit out when i was working for chemwash, would be cheaper to clean surface and then paint floor.

[TACO BELL]

Harley riders. There is a great motocycle club in invercargill
that all ride harleys and they do charity fundraises, you may hve heard of them the road knights motocycle club.

So bloody harley riders how insulting can you be.:angry2:

[Riding LockedDown]

lol Taco, government funding... that was a good one.... The day they deserve to get government funding is the day I sprout 3 nuts.

[TACO BELL]

only labour and greens were keen to give funding to the headhunters motocycle club. But they are aucklands largest motocycle club and I dont know what there membership fees are.

I will ask millie holmes she is an associate of the head hunters motocycle club inc.:sunny:

[Riding LockedDown]

haha good one!... Their fees are probably walk the line, or put your anal on the block lol. Millie elder is her name, I'd fuck her silly...

[Riding LockedDown]

but the P already done that...

[TACO BELL]

that is why she is with the headhunters motocycle club who are very anti drugs.

Maybee she is doing there rehab course.

remember mc means motocycle club, it's on your back it's as clear as day, it's not a gang it's a club.:sunny:

[rosie631]

Harley riders. There is a great motocycle club in invercargill
that all ride harleys and they do charity fundraises, you may hve heard of them the road knights motocycle club.

So bloody harley riders how insulting can you be.:angry2:

What's up Taco? U a bit bored this fine Monday afternoon? Decided to try and wind up the KBers a bit more.

[fire eyes]

taco .. dude .. your kidding me?

[Jantar]

...remember mc means motocycle club, it's on your back it's as clear as day, it's not a gang it's a club.:sunny:
I'm pleased that you continue to believe that. Some people on here just don't understand and insist that they are no more than fronts for organised crime. It's great that you genuinely DO understand.

Once you have found a mc that suits you please let us know which one you join. I've got a large concrete bridge for sale (at a very cheap price) that would make an ideal bike park for any mc.

[bikejam2]

This dudes gotta be taking the piss, surely he's not that dumb

[TACO BELL]

I am a little but do really want to be an outlawbiker. There is something prestigous about it.

Pls you can get any bitch you want.

Mc means motocycle club.:cool:

[Goblin]

haha good one!... Their fees are probably walk the line, or put your anal on the block lol. Millie elder is her name, I'd fuck her silly...I thought her name was Millie Gram. :cool:

[The Lone Rider]

Try the Weasels MC. They have a website. But don't think they sport back patches.

Unfortunately, outside the USA it seems that MC generally are a group of people formed in a club in which most of the members earn through dishonest or criminal means.

In the states there are a number of MC that wear full colors, or near full (no bottom rocker but a front of vest location bar) and essentially a brotherhood/sisterhood/family in similar way Headhunters, Angels etc... in NZ are but without the criminal activities.

There are only a few clubs outside of USA that would sport back patches (some say any patch on you anywhere is bad though), and are a club strictly for sticking together and making friends.

Go to the states and find a club. There's riding clubs like HOG, and then there are motorcycle clubs, and then there are 1% (or "outlaw") motorcycle clubs.

[Conquiztador]

There are only a few clubs outside of USA that would sport back patches (some say any patch on you anywhere is bad though), and are a club strictly for sticking together and making friends.



That is incorrect. Every country in Europe has many MC's that do not participate in criminal activities, that are fully supported by the local community and that have a full back patch.

[rosie631]

I am a little but do really want to be an outlawbiker. There is something prestigous about it.

Pls you can get any bitch you want.

Mc means motocycle club.:cool:

Taco Bell, in all seriousness, do you mind telling me how old you are please??

[The Lone Rider]

That is incorrect. Every country in Europe has many MC's that do not participate in criminal activities, that are fully supported by the local community and that have a full back patch.


Well then more's the shame to NZ for people not being able to display proudly club logos on the back of their vests!

[TACO BELL]

I have just been made a prospect of the outcastes motocycle club in hamilton.:2thumbsup

[dino3310]

outcastes! dont you mean outcasts

[Fatt Max]

outcastes! dont you mean outcasts

Bwa ha ha...

I've just been made a 'Plaster Cast' of the ABLMC....Auckland Broken Limb Motorcycle Club....learn to spell mate, and I dont mean wave a wand around like Harry Potter......:2thumbsup

[Fatt Max]

I have just been made a prospect of the outcastes motocycle club in hamilton.:2thumbsup

Great work mate.....hope you enjoy being a prospect.....are you still in the box like that dude in Toy Story...Stinky Pete the Prospector.......onya Taco :crybaby:

[dino3310]

Bwa ha ha...

I've just been made a 'Plaster Cast' of the ABLMC....Auckland Broken Limb Motorcycle Club....learn to spell mate, and I dont mean wave a wand around like Harry Potter......:2thumbsup

:Oops::lol::whistle:

[fredie]

you can join the sheep shaggers mc :2thumbsup

[Madness]

I have just been made a prospect of the outcastes motocycle club in hamilton.:2thumbsup

So, will you have to shit in yer pants & drink pee out of a gumboot now?.

[Fatt Max]

So, will you have to shit in yer pants & drink pee out of a gumboot now?.

LOL....:2thumbsup