This clown would be worth of Katman's Fury

[mdnzz]

Ok so there is a many great deal of threads about newbie/born again riders.

Hell there have even been doco's on tv.

Well I saw one today and by freak this clown needed to hang up his helmet and get back into his car.

To the 'dude' on the BMW Fuktard coming outta Mobil Wainoni at approx 9:40am, man you my friend need some serious lessons in riding ability.

Lesson one:
The right hand give way rule:
Not sure how you think that because your legs are flying out to keep you balanced as you turn left gives you right of way over the traffic coming at you turning right.

Its plain and clear in the road code.

Oh and if you are going to run the gap at least use the throttle and not meander out like a snail too piss them off further.

Lesson Two:
You are on the road, not a freaking dirt track.
If you cannot ride safely around a corner without having to put both feet out to counter balance you then GET THE F**K OFF THAT BIKE, it is either too big for you or you are too inexperienced to be riding a machine like that.

You are a danger to yourself and other legitimate road users.

[Harvd]

Lesson learned sorry







Na i wish i saw that wuda been a laugh

[Katman]

Why would they incite Katman's fury?

Sounds to me like they severely lacked a few skills (but probably realise that anyway). As long as they make the effort to upskill, all credit to them.

It's the fucking clowns that try to display their (non-existant) madaz skills that make my piss boil.

[mattian]

Everyones a critic aye :crybaby:......... I saw this car today, didn't even indicate before changing lanes :angry2: I'm going to loose sleep over that <_<

[Weta]

Whatever they're in, a car or a bike, it's the incompetent tentative ones that scare me the most you just have no idea what they are likely to do, probably as they don't themselves, at least with a hoon you can back off and let them go for it (as long as they don't lose it in your immediate vicinity)

[dipshit]

If you cannot ride safely around a corner without having to put both feet out to counter balance you then GET THE F**K OFF THAT BIKE, it is either too big for you or you are too inexperienced to be riding a machine like that.

Go to a bike rally then watch how about 50% on riders put both feet out and start wobbling around just because they are riding across grass!

A lot of motorcyclists could do with some serious up skilling.

[Usarka]

Everyones a critic aye :crybaby:......... I saw this car today, didn't even indicate before changing lanes :angry2: I'm going to loose sleep over that <_<

Smash him!

[mattian]

Smash him!

yup.... I seriously thought about following him home and performing a mirrorectomy :whistle: unfortunately, I so enjoyed the rest of my ride home I totally forgot all about it.............. until now !:wacko:

[Mully]

It's the fucking clowns that try to display their (non-existant) madaz skills that make my piss boil.

Don't be all hating on my mad skillz.

Why you got be getting all up in my grill? You bes' check yo'self befo' you wreck yo'self.

[mdnzz]

A lot of motorcyclists could do with some serious up skilling.

During the early 80's the YMCA used to run an after school program aimed at teaching intermediate kids valuable riding skills that teach them a lot of respect for motorbikes. Admittedly they were only little Honda's all of 50cc with fat little tyres and 3 gears but they were fun and there was a lot of serious stuff to learn.

Maybe there are some that could still benefit from these type of programs.

[mdnzz]

:Oi:
Why would they incite Katman's fury?

Sounds to me like they severely lacked a few skills (but probably realise that anyway). As long as they make the effort to upskill, all credit to them.

It's the fucking clowns that try to display their (non-existant) madaz skills that make my piss boil.

:dodge:My apologies for a small typo was meant to be COULD be, however have changed that.
There was no malice intended towards you, just more that you seem to have a way of inflicting a vent about peoples riding abilities or total lack of them that they take notice.:headbang::2thumbsup

[dipshit]

During the early 80's the YMCA used to run an after school program aimed at teaching...

Even just getting plenty of hours up on a dirt bike in paddock would help many.

[SARGE]

Everyones a critic aye :crybaby:......... I saw this car today, didn't even indicate before changing lanes :angry2: I'm going to loose sleep over that <_<

i saw this douche today riding his pushbike with a plastic helmet and SPANDEX CLOTHES ...

HOLY SHIT .. HE'S GONNA ASS OFF AND I AM GONNA HAVE TO PAY HIS ACC CLAIM!!!!!!!!!

ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!

[mdnzz]

c'mon Sarge you know real men wear spandex and lycra:gob:

[vgcspares]

i saw this douche today riding his pushbike with a plastic helmet and SPANDEX CLOTHES ...

HOLY SHIT .. HE'S GONNA ASS OFF AND I AM GONNA HAVE TO PAY HIS ACC CLAIM!!!!!!!!!

ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
occasionally the full version might help the igorant few - had to search Google for this : all of the gear all of the time

[Usarka]

occasionally the full version might help the igorant few - had to search Google for this : all of the gear all of the time

Did the google search return the phrase "safety nazi"? :innocent:

[vgcspares]

nah, but found it via the Ulysses website which might be the same thing

[SARGE]

c'mon Sarge you know real men wear spandex and lycra:gob:

maybe in the South Island .. goes so well with the Velcro gloves and hip waders