This clown would be worth of Katman's Fury

**mdnzz** · 26th March 2009, 10:13

Ok so there is a many great deal of threads about newbie/born again riders.

Hell there have even been doco's on tv.

Well I saw one today and by freak this clown needed to hang up his helmet and get back into his car.

To the 'dude' on the BMW Fuktard coming outta Mobil Wainoni at approx 9:40am, man you my friend need some serious lessons in riding ability.

Lesson one:
The right hand give way rule:
Not sure how you think that because your legs are flying out to keep you balanced as you turn left gives you right of way over the traffic coming at you turning right.

Its plain and clear in the road code.

Oh and if you are going to run the gap at least use the throttle and not meander out like a snail too piss them off further.

Lesson Two:
You are on the road, not a freaking dirt track.
If you cannot ride safely around a corner without having to put both feet out to counter balance you then GET THE F**K OFF THAT BIKE, it is either too big for you or you are too inexperienced to be riding a machine like that.

You are a danger to yourself and other legitimate road users.

**Harvd** · 26th March 2009, 16:56

Lesson learned sorry

Na i wish i saw that wuda been a laugh

**Katman** · 26th March 2009, 17:06

Why would they incite Katman's fury?

Sounds to me like they severely lacked a few skills (but probably realise that anyway). As long as they make the effort to upskill, all credit to them.

It's the fucking clowns that try to display their (non-existant) madaz skills that make my piss boil.

**mattian** · 26th March 2009, 17:30

Everyones a critic aye

......... I saw this car today, didn't even indicate before changing lanes

I'm going to loose sleep over that

**Weta** · 26th March 2009, 19:01

Whatever they're in, a car or a bike, it's the incompetent tentative ones that scare me the most you just have no idea what they are likely to do, probably as they don't themselves, at least with a hoon you can back off and let them go for it (as long as they don't lose it in your immediate vicinity)

**dipshit** · 26th March 2009, 19:28

Originally Posted by mdnzz

If you cannot ride safely around a corner without having to put both feet out to counter balance you then GET THE F**K OFF THAT BIKE, it is either too big for you or you are too inexperienced to be riding a machine like that.

Go to a bike rally then watch how about 50% on riders put both feet out and start wobbling around just because they are riding across grass!

A lot of motorcyclists could do with some serious up skilling.

**Usarka** · 26th March 2009, 19:30

Originally Posted by mattian

Everyones a critic aye

......... I saw this car today, didn't even indicate before changing lanes

I'm going to loose sleep over that

Smash him!

**mattian** · 26th March 2009, 19:44

Originally Posted by Usarka

Smash him!

yup.... I seriously thought about following him home and performing a mirrorectomy

unfortunately, I so enjoyed the rest of my ride home I totally forgot all about it.............. until now !

**Mully** · 26th March 2009, 21:35

Originally Posted by Katman

It's the fucking clowns that try to display their (non-existant) madaz skills that make my piss boil.

Don't be all hating on my mad skillz.

Why you got be getting all up in my grill? You bes' check yo'self befo' you wreck yo'self.

**mdnzz** · 26th March 2009, 21:39

Originally Posted by dipshit

A lot of motorcyclists could do with some serious up skilling.

During the early 80's the YMCA used to run an after school program aimed at teaching intermediate kids valuable riding skills that teach them a lot of respect for motorbikes. Admittedly they were only little Honda's all of 50cc with fat little tyres and 3 gears but they were fun and there was a lot of serious stuff to learn.

Maybe there are some that could still benefit from these type of programs.

**mdnzz** · 26th March 2009, 21:45

Originally Posted by Katman

Why would they incite Katman's fury?

Sounds to me like they severely lacked a few skills (but probably realise that anyway). As long as they make the effort to upskill, all credit to them.

It's the fucking clowns that try to display their (non-existant) madaz skills that make my piss boil.

My apologies for a small typo was meant to be COULD be, however have changed that.
There was no malice intended towards you, just more that you seem to have a way of inflicting a vent about peoples riding abilities or total lack of them that they take notice.

**dipshit** · 26th March 2009, 21:52

During the early 80's the YMCA used to run an after school program aimed at teaching...

Even just getting plenty of hours up on a dirt bike in paddock would help many.

**SARGE** · 26th March 2009, 21:59

Originally Posted by mattian

Everyones a critic aye

......... I saw this car today, didn't even indicate before changing lanes

I'm going to loose sleep over that

i saw this douche today riding his pushbike with a plastic helmet and SPANDEX CLOTHES ...

HOLY SHIT .. HE'S GONNA ASS OFF AND I AM GONNA HAVE TO PAY HIS ACC CLAIM!!!!!!!!!

ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!

**mdnzz** · 27th March 2009, 05:49

c'mon Sarge you know real men wear spandex and lycra

**vgcspares** · 27th March 2009, 09:04

Originally Posted by SARGE

i saw this douche today riding his pushbike with a plastic helmet and SPANDEX CLOTHES ...

HOLY SHIT .. HE'S GONNA ASS OFF AND I AM GONNA HAVE TO PAY HIS ACC CLAIM!!!!!!!!!

ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!
ATGATT!!!!!!

occasionally the full version might help the igorant few - had to search Google for this : all of the gear all of the time