Newbie Alert !!! plz be gentle

[Shoota]

Hi folks, my first post, but far from a L plate rider :angry2: lol, had me licence over 30 years , anyway, wanted to say hi , been reading all the bulls@#t here for a few weeks now......... :done:

[Sniper]

Hmmm, be gentle aye? Ok we shall try but watch out for a few of these guys lol.

Never mind, welcome mate, have fun and enjoy

Sniper

[Maximus]

Hi and welcome!

I know whatcha mean dude, ive been riding for ten or so years, when I joined this site a coupla weeks ago, and Im apparently a scooter boy WTF's up with that?!

Oh well I gues it's better than "virgin vs whore" rite?? :spudwhat:

[John]

hahaaha. Well you have the right attitude.

Welcome - Nice bike Choice :) (even though its a crammyha)

[outlawtorn]

welcome to our wonderful web-shite :2thumbsup

[Riff Raff]

Crikey what's with all these people joining today???? Welcome to the nuthouse. :spudwave: As said to all the others insanity, bla bla, farts bla bla, it's all about ME bla bla...

[Joni]

You say be gentle.... then you say we talk bullshit!!!

Yup, you will fit in just fine!!!! :shake:

Welcome to KB.... :spudwave:

[MSTRS]

Gentle? I think not - you sound like you're already broken in. Welcome to the House of Pain.

[Shoota]

HAHAHA

thanks guys, ill be sure to cough, burp, fart and any other sutably offencive actions before entering so as to fit right on in here

[Rainbow Wizard]

Gentle? I think not - you sound like you're already broken in. Welcome to the House of Pain.
Yep, some of the members display an astoundingly high degree of bias towards inducing that and yes, it does get tedious. So does the plethora of trivia often shrouded in pseudo-humour or self-indulgence.

[Wolf]

Hi folks, my first post, but far from a L plate rider :angry2: lol, had me licence over 30 years , anyway, wanted to say hi , been reading all the bulls@#t here for a few weeks now......... :done:
Waddya mean, bulls@#t?

Intelligent considered opinions and gems of advice always.

Except for when I'm posting.

Welcome aboard. Riff's farted at ya so all we need now is for Wari to moon ya and you'll have passed the initiation...

[Madguitarist!]

http://img27.exs.cx/img27/8782/welcome3cj.gif

......to the new old guy, never too late to feel young again aye?!? :yeah:

[Joni]

so all we need now is for Wari to moon ya and you'll have passed the initiation...

Wari's away.... :confused:

No mooning today.....

[MSTRS]

Yep, some of the members display an astoundingly high degree of bias towards inducing that and yes, it does get tedious. So does the plethora of trivia often shrouded in pseudo-humour or self-indulgence.
Huh!! *Some* members need to get out on their bikes more. (PT)

[Biff]

Bullshit? This from a guy that rides an FJR and joins a bike forum instead of a mobile home forum?

Welcome mate, enjoy your stay and don't feed the animals :spudwave:

[Shoota]

Biff, my mate rides a blackbird, and be buggered if i can keep up with him. :weep: ...nice ride. :not: ... :Offtopic: i love these smileys btw :Pokey:

[John]

Bullshit? This from a guy that rides an FJR and joins a bike forum instead of a mobile home forum?

Welcome mate, enjoy your stay and don't feed the animals :spudwave:
says Mr Hondacantfindmyneutral lol (pt)

[vifferman]

Welcome to the Kiwi Biker gargre, Shootaaaah! :spudwave:

Here's a WariWelcome™, in case he fErgitS to doooiT weN he gits bakk.:shake: :moon:

[sels1]

welcome aboard shoota - looks like you'll fit right in

[Biff]

says Mr Hondacantfindmyneutral lol (pt)


What :spudwhat:

I have no problem with finding neutral. It's the gears I have problems with.

[Sniper]

Welcome mate, enjoy your stay and don't feed the animals :spudwave:

Feed me Seymore.......... Feed me :shake:

[John]

What :spudwhat:

I have no problem with finding neutral. It's the gears I have problems with.
Well done that man! lmao!

[Big Dave]

Do mermaids wear Algebra's ?


I had a girlfriend who was a mermaid.
What a figure she had!
36 - 24 - $8.95 a kilo.

Snare drum, cymbal.
bd

[inlinefour]

Welcome to the site. Would not worry about the rating system too much as it has nothing to do with riding ability.
:wari:

[Lou Girardin]

I had a girlfriend who was a mermaid.
What a figure she had!
36 - 24 - $8.95 a kilo.

Snare drum, cymbal.
bd

I thought Mermaids were cops who weighed trucks

[Firefight]

I thought Mermaids were cops who weighed trucks

No Lou, they were called CWS when I was a truck driver !

F/F

[idb]

the plethora of trivia often shrouded in pseudo-humour or self-indulgence.

Huh? :confused:
Myrtle - the dictionary please!

[Storm]

Ma, that doggned man made my thinkin gear stort hurtin with his big city words
Welcome to the nuthouse, You have passed the ancient and honourable test of the Gaseous Ambo and the Mysterious Mooner. We welcome you to our illuminated brethren :done: :apint:

[Blakamin]

bullshit and three weeks.... I know which thread you read...... :shake:



hi! and welcome

[Stevo]

What :spudwhat:

I have no problem with finding neutral. It's the gears I have problems with.

Shhhhhhhhhh!
Don't tell Kickaha your Honda has a problem!
:apint:

[hobdar]

HEEELLLLLOOOOO shoota.......


Enjoy...I was a newbie once...a few weeks back...perserverance (sp) and you will be a Forum whore in no time.....