Shower products for men?

[Mikkel]

I often wonder to myself why most shower products seem to consist mainly of what would constitute a woman's breakfast, a dessert or at the very least fingerfood. Milk, honey, apples, oranges, olives, müsli, you fucking name it and it's there. BTW how does a milk and honey hand soap end up smelling like a pinacolada anyway? :scratch:

Anyway, surely there must be a market for selling more manly products, e.g. a BBQ shampoo with sausages, blue cheese and portobello extracts? Fush and chups anyone?
The non-PC products - made entirely from baby sperm whale oil by grossly underpaid childworkers?

Or how about this - a wholy new concept - the No Fucking Bullshit Shampoo, contains absolutely no non-synthetic compounds. At the very least you'd be able to hold the moral high ground based upon the fact that no orchards were slaughtered in order for you to wash your hair.

[discotex]

Ahhhhhhahahahha you just reminded me of this vid.

Very NSFW if the sound is on

-eOowo2NUG4

[sosman]

ha ha awesome vid! :lol:

[Indiana_Jones]

Shampube

The shampo for your pubes!

-Indy

[Gubb]

I'll have WD-40 flavour thanks.

[prettybillie]

Totally wouldn't take off in Auckland. There are way too mayn metro(homo)sexuals here who tend to like their apple, honey and bees wax facial srub :wari:

[Motu]

Do you know what soap is made out of? Make your own - go on,be a man....mix up some goose grease and ash....use no stinky stuff in it so you get the real man smell when you wash your hair.

[Pascal]

Leather. Tobacco. Oil. Warmth. Those are good smells.

[Swoop]

Anyway, surely there must be a market for selling more manly products, e.g...
You really need Hoppes #9. The fragrance of a man!
:ar15:

[Indiana_Jones]

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-Indy

[James Deuce]

I use vegemite and sand.

[jrandom]

I use vegemite and sand.

Luxury.<tenchars>

[Solly]

I use vegemite and sand.

Must be one hell of an acne problem :innocent:

[Winter]

wash your self with whiskey. black label normally does the trick, although if you are really dirty? Try a blue label from Mr Walker.

Smells good, lots of alcohol so you know your getting your clean on, AND tastes soo good your missus can lick it off :O

[James Deuce]

Must be one hell of an acne problem :innocent:

To be honest I never thought about it until I caught site of my hairy arse in a bathroom with front and rear mirrors.

[Solly]

To be honest I never thought about it until I caught site of my hairy arse in a bathroom with front and rear mirrors.

Hahaha.....you've explained what the rear mirror is for...what's the "front mirror" all about :gob:

[hospitalfood]

"Wrights Coal Tar Soap"

its for sale in major supermarkets and its fuckin manly. smells like the old .303 gun oil. it is real cool. give it a try.

[James Deuce]

Hahaha.....you've explained what the rear mirror is for...what's the "front mirror" all about :gob:


I don't know, but I've a horrible feeling it was two way. I hate Taranaki motels.

[Mikkel]

Do you know what soap is made out of?

Dead decaying animals if I recall correctly... mixed with rose fragrance (and apples, milk, honey and müsli it would seem).

Not using soap is a preferable alternative to collecting roadkill for your soap.


Luxury.<tenchars>

You know, when I was a kid... And when you tell the young kids today they won't believe you.


wash your self with whiskey. black label normally does the trick, although if you are really dirty? Try a blue label from Mr Walker.

Smells good, lots of alcohol so you know your getting your clean on, AND tastes soo good your missus can lick it off :O

I've washed myself down with pretty much any alcoholic beverage you could name (alcohol induced lack of coordination ya know) - it's not so much the smell that is the problem, but it all tends to get rather sticky after a while.


To be honest I never thought about it until I caught site of my hairy arse in a bathroom with front and rear mirrors.

I wasn't aware they made mirrors that big...


Totally wouldn't take off in Auckland. There are way too mayn metro(homo)sexuals here who tend to like their apple, honey and bees wax facial srub :wari:

Well, I have to say I blame women for turning the men into pussies. Personally I observe what I refer to as retro sexuality.


"Wrights Coal Tar Soap"

its for sale in major supermarkets and its fuckin manly. smells like the old .303 gun oil. it is real cool. give it a try.

I shall have to look out for that. Do you know if my bike will run on it as well?

[pete376403]

I'd like something that smells like mud on a hot two-stroke exhaust pipe, in the forest, in winter.

[Mikkel]

I'd like something that smells like mud on a hot two-stroke exhaust pipe, in the forest, in winter.

Now you sound like a woman. Can't figure out what you want - so just go for it all.

Hot AND cold.
Trees AND two-strokes...


;)

[Solly]

I don't know, but I've a horrible feeling it was two way. I hate Taranaki motels.

Couldn't think of a better place to discover pimples on ya arse :laugh: