Bike caption competition from McJim

[McJim]

I found this picture and thought it would be funny for a caption competition.

go for your life.

I've put it in here coz unlike other some caption competitions there are actually bikes involved.

Chur.

[98tls]

"Got the bitch in the box i see".

[speights_bud]

Ya wanna me to what what where?

[PirateJafa]

"The cops will never catch you with a pixelised numberplate mate!"

[Gubb]

"Eh. I tort I tol' you no to put the pepperoni with the meat-a-balls!"

[sil3nt]

"How much for a handjob?"

Oh wait is this a family forum :shifty:

[avgas]

"Did you see where i lost my balls back there?"

OR

"I love you timmay" *cue brokeback mountain music*

[Gremlin]

McJim to Gremlin: For the last time, it has not broken down again!! :mad:

edit: pure luck, both our indicators are on at the same time!

[McJim]

McJim to Gremlin: For the last time, it has not broken down again!! :mad:

edit: pure luck, both our indicators are on at the same time!

Coz we're both on European bikes eh?

And it's fixed now.:mad:

[DarkLord]

Come a little closer, and I'll tell you where I think we should go next...

[McJim]

Why are my wing mirrors protruding from my hips?

[Gremlin]

Why are my wing mirrors protruding from my hips?
Trust you to be worried about your hips... look at my bulbous arse!!

[Dean]

Mcjim: Hey you see this big fella down here, i call him the "wonder boner"
Other guy : My wife would like that!

[McJim]

Trust you to be worried about your hips... look at my bulbous arse!!

And you've even picked it out in silver and red. :rofl:

[DingoZ]

For the last time, I want to stop for coffee. I'm not Gi keep riding for days without sleep Joe....!!!......:)

[Gubb]

"No I haven't seen your fucking GPS".

[DarkLord]

"So I told that car driver, 'Why don't you come over here and say that!' Then I realized he was a mufti copper...."

[Laxi]

c'mon carver, smell them, you'd know

[piston broke]

i'a told'a y'a
y'a all'a ways'a be'a behind'a th'a duc'a

[Trudes]

"That's no' how you make Porridge!"

[Swoop]

McJim: "You're in the Sarf' now, and we do things differently down here! You have no idea where this glub has been... Now ride bloody slower!"

[mctshirt]

"I met this chick last night that had a clitoris the size of a baby's arm..."

[nallac]

see i told you i could get by without the training wheels.

[Shadows]

Gizza toke?

[Solly]

.......Does this helmet make my head look big???

[mctshirt]

"Your baby's got back!"

[MSTRS]

The helmet means I canna gie ye a Glasgie kiss. So hae a bunch o' five insteed...

[MSTRS]

Ah've tol' ye afoor. Ah may be wee, but ah'm frae Glasgie an' ye'll noo be bullying me, ye big Jessie.

[TOTO]

___________________

[grusomhat]

"Two Hundred and Eleven; FUCK. Better not tell them we were on our way to a gay orgy. Hmm, yes, coffee sounds better"

[gijoe1313]

McJim : "That gijoe is such a nana, I think we left him in Tuatapere with the sausages!"
Gremlin : "Hah! He left them in my topbox, off to your place for a feed then?"

[mctshirt]

"Wadda ya mean you think someones following you?"

[Indiana_Jones]

Dude I think we have to dump the stash you have in your top box!

-Indy

[Skyryder]

Whaddya mean I passed ya on a yellow. It's on the other side of the white line ya dick. Now piss off before a cage sideswipes both of us.


Skyryder

[sondela]

umm.. don't look now, but the driver of that 18 wheeler's takin a photo.....

[TOTO]

umm.. don't look now, but the driver of that 18 wheeler's takin a photo.....

GiJoe driving an 18 wheeler :killingme

[Swoop]

GiJoe driving an 18 wheeler :killingme
They obviously do not want to be seen with a Honda rider...

"We'll stop ahead of that Honda riding homo and pretend we do not know him!"

[munterk6]

"I met this chick last night that had a clitoris the size of a baby's arm...turned out it was a baby's arm!!!!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!:clap::clap::clap:

here's one...."did you NOT see that cop layin road spikes??? coz ya ran the F#@ker down hahaha :headbang:"

[Katman]

"I'm scared. It looks like one of them corner thingies".

[avgas]

"Are you sure the Honda riders social wasn't back there?"

[allycatz]

Hey ya missus wants you to go back and pick her up!

[McJim]

"Hey guys with this outfit and a wheel strapped to my arse someone might actually think I have a motorcycle!"

[normajeane]

"Hey, if I wore fingerless gloves like Scummy does maybe we wouldn't lose so many roaches"

[KiwiPhoenix]

McJim "I swear I thought you had the mrs on the back, maybe we should go back and have a look for her?"
Gremlin "Fuck that! The pubs round the corner!"

[hospitalfood]

like a fuckin horse mate, like fuckin horse.

[Patrick]

Theres a klingon on yer starboard bow.....

[Mikkel]

Take it easy here mate - this be the only corner in all of Canterbury.

[allycatz]

Theres a klingon on yer starboard bow.....

Priceless:clap:

[ital916]

I found this picture and thought it would be funny for a caption competition.

go for your life.

I've put it in here coz unlike other some caption competitions there are actually bikes involved.

Chur.

"hey, hey you.

you overtaka me in da corner again, I breaka your face."

[saltydog]

"So be honest, how does the plate look from behind?"

[ital916]

"oi you, do it, do it, just do it, doo ittt, do it. Yeah, yeah, do it...."