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    Bike caption competition from McJim

    I found this picture and thought it would be funny for a caption competition.

    go for your life.

    I've put it in here coz unlike other some caption competitions there are actually bikes involved.

    Chur.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    McJim to Gremlin: For the last time, it has not broken down again!!

    edit: pure luck, both our indicators are on at the same time!
    Coz we're both on European bikes eh?

    And it's fixed now.
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    Why are my wing mirrors protruding from my hips?
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Why are my wing mirrors protruding from my hips?
    Trust you to be worried about your hips... look at my bulbous arse!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Trust you to be worried about your hips... look at my bulbous arse!!
    And you've even picked it out in silver and red.
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