Cause of Swine Flu revealed...

[Fatt Max]

See, see, see...bloody petting zoo's...

[vifferman]

* chortle *

[MSTRS]

I got sprung speeding, but I did a runner and got away. Didn't want to risk catching what the pigs were carrying...

[xgnr]

On ya Max :yes:

Have distributed far and wide

[Beemer]

Love it - I always knew kids were trouble!

[Fatt Max]

Yes indeed my lovelies, it's best to be prepared what with the onset of swine flu and everything.

Try this product, it really works....:doctor:

[Conquiztador]

Bah... You guys are telling porkies. ;)

[MisterD]

I heard otherwise...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/SfhU7ownEWI/AAAAAAAAEDo/p_S67J0y_LI/s1600/Pink-Pig.jpg

[MSTRS]

I heard ...

...if you are diagnosed with Swine Flu, that you should stay out of the sun (or hot places). It turns your skin crispy and delicious.

[JimO]

i called the swine flu hotline and all i got was crackling

[riffer]

This is better.

<img src=http://www.city.com/forums/uploads/5/pooh.jpg>

[Beemer]

Here's another one for you - it's a bitmap image so I had to put it into a Word document -hope it works.

[jim.cox]

Here's another one for you - it's a bitmap image so I had to put it into a Word document -hope it works.

try it this way...

[Fatt Max]

I did have a Pooh and Piglet picture in here but some of you fine dudes beat me to it...well done...ignore me anyways, I'm fat, eh...

[Fatt Max]

Ooops, sorry Riff,

Just had this emailed to me and I've gone and posted it, apologies dude.

But yes, 'tis very funny

Onya

[Beemer]

How did you get it to do that? I tried attaching it but it wouldn't accept that format, did you open it and then save it in a JPEG or something? (For future reference, you see!) Ta!

[jim.cox]

How did you get it to do that? I tried attaching it but it wouldn't accept that format, did you open it and then save it in a JPEG or something? (For future reference, you see!) Ta!

Easy...
Copied out of the document to the clipboard
Pasted clipboard into Paint
Saved as JPG
Uploaded as JPG

[Fatt Max]

Looks like penguin flu may be on the increase as well...

[Beemer]

Sorry! It was ME!!!

[Fatt Max]

No apologies needed mate, I didnt want to steal someone else's post.

There is a whole book worth of Pooh Swine Flu pisstakes, eh!

[mashman]

Look, it's easy to cure Swine Flu... With bird flu you seek Tweetment, seems reasonable that Oinkment will work for swine flu :whistle:

[Beemer]

Not to mention sitting next to a crackling good fire!

[Bren]

Q: Did you hear the one about the reason that it was so hard to set up check points for swine flu?

A: Since pigs rarely drive through the border...

[Bren]

When asked if there would ever be a black president, Andrew Jackson said, "When Pigs fly." 100 Days into Obama's presidency there is the Swine Flu...

Guy walks into a 7-11, Pulls out two strips of bacon and demands all the money.

What do you call a swine flu outbreak at a Lawyers Conference?
A good start!

Oh my God, it's the Aporkalypse!

I think I've got swine fever....I've come out in rashers.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/swinemaskAP_450x300.jpg

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/labajkaf.jpeg

[98tls]

Repost?Dunno,been out riding all day got home checked in on the TL forum and came across this which gave me a chuckle.

[yod]

http://www.friv.com/x/sneeze/game.html

[Mully]

Reeeeepost.

Already in Jokes......

Mods!!! Burn him for this most vicious of crimes.

[98tls]

Reeeeepost.

Already in Jokes......

Mods!!! Burn him for this most vicious of crimes. Humbug,fuck it dont worry about the mods theres a can a gas out in the shed,i fully understand the severity of the crime.To hell i go.:argh:

[Laxi]

http://www.friv.com/x/sneeze/game.html

disturbing, yet strangly adictive:laugh:

[Freeatlast]

Reeeeepost.

Already in Jokes......

Mods!!! Burn him for this most vicious of crimes.

Be gentle with him... the search button is hard to find.

[Freeatlast]

Humbug,fuck it dont worry about the mods theres a can a gas out in the shed,i fully understand the severity of the crime.To hell i go.:argh:

The problem is I think, you need a Honda in your life... :calm:

[98tls]

Be gentle with him... the search button is hard to find. Nope,couldnt be bothered.:gob:

[98tls]

The problem is I think, you need a Honda in your life... :calm: Nope,got one,and a Su ki,Yamaha,Kawasaki,Triumph.