Remember when I said I wanted a two seater bike? [Archive]

Boob Johnson

18th May 2009, 13:40

Well, I now need a sidecar........went to the doctors this morning & it's confirmed, I knocked my misses up :buggerd: :2thumbsup :drinknsin

Neither of us have kids but both keen as mustard on them. She was told a few years ago that it was a 1 in a 100,000 chance that she could fall pregnant, IVF with her previous partner etc. She then meets me & BAM!!!

MY SPERM ROCKS!!! :wari: :Punk: :laugh:

Just when I thought life couldn't get any better, it just did WooT WooT!!! :sunny:

Lias

18th May 2009, 13:44

Congrats. Time to change your KB name to "Strong Swimmers"

jim.cox

18th May 2009, 13:47

Well thats gone and farked the lifestyle up good and proper

Well done that man :)

Headbanger

18th May 2009, 14:20

Its all in the delivery.:eek:

Great news, great post.

Dealer

18th May 2009, 14:27

So she hasn't uttered the dreaded words yet then?
"sell the bike and get a car"
lucky man, hold on to that one.

shafty

18th May 2009, 14:41

Congratulations Boob - and to your Lady, well done !!:niceone:

Boob Johnson

18th May 2009, 14:43

Congrats. Time to change your KB name to "Strong Swimmers"
Indeed!, feeling particularly manly today for some reason, might have to go do some manly things like light a fire or saw a plank of wood in half :2thumbsup

Well thats gone and farked the lifestyle up good and proper

Well done that man :)
lol yep but prefer to view this as "changed for the better" :niceone:

Its all in the delivery.:eek:

Great news, great post.
Ha ha, thanks mate

So she hasn't uttered the dreaded words yet then?
"sell the bike and get a car"
lucky man, hold on to that one.
Na she hasn't, she actually told me NOT to sell the bike :love:

And her mum wants to come for a ride as well lol. Will have to be VERY well behaved for that one :whistle:

skidMark

18th May 2009, 14:44

You breeding is about as wanted as me breeding.

nallac

18th May 2009, 14:45

you poor bugger..........

That it took ya so long, its the best thing i (suppose we)ever did.

congrats..there goes ALOT of ya free time....

Boob Johnson

18th May 2009, 14:45

Congratulations Boob - and to your Lady, well done !!:niceone:
Thanks Shafty :)

Feeling rather chuffed with my sperm right now :laugh:

KiwiPhoenix

18th May 2009, 14:48

Congrats!

Another potential rider in the making!

Lias

18th May 2009, 14:49

Anyone else get the feeling skidmark is just bitter because the best part of him ran down the crack of his mums ass?

Boob Johnson

18th May 2009, 14:51

You breeding is about as wanted as me breeding.
lol I seriously doubt that Mark :msn-wink:

ps: you'll be a good dad when you grow up :niceone:

you poor bugger..........

That it took ya so long, its the best thing i (suppose we) ever did.

congrats..there goes ALOT of ya free time....
Ha ha, yep a lot less free time for sure but worth every minute of it if it means swapping it for this :clap:

skidMark

18th May 2009, 14:52

Anyone else get the feeling skidmark is just bitter because the best part of him ran down the crack of his mums ass?

Isn't that where 90% of kb'ers get thier riding "skill"

skidMark

18th May 2009, 14:52

lol I seriously doubt that Mark :msn-wink:

ps: you'll be a good dad when you grow up :niceone:

But i dont wanna grow up i wanna stay in never never have a license land forever.

nallac

18th May 2009, 14:53

Isn't that where 90% of kb'ers get thier riding "skill"

your mums arse? ok then.....

Boob Johnson

18th May 2009, 14:56

your mums arse? ok then.....
BTW I love your sig Nallac :laugh:

skidMark

18th May 2009, 14:56

your mums arse? ok then.....

It's for a good cause. how do you think i pay my fuel bill

Lias

18th May 2009, 14:57

your mums arse? ok then.....
Whilst I can accept the possability that 90% of KB have left something dribbling down his mums arse, I'm not entirely sure that's the type of "riding" he's referring too.

ManDownUnder

18th May 2009, 14:57

Just when I thought life couldn't get any better, it just did WooT WooT!!! :sunny:

Bloody awesome news mate! There's nothing better than your very own little people!

And a huge congrats to your significant other too.

FROSTY

18th May 2009, 14:58

Thanks Shafty :)

Feeling rather chuffed with my sperm right now :laugh:
To get you trained into the whole process I will lend you my two youngest for a week. --Nice bloke that I am

Boob Johnson

18th May 2009, 15:01

Whilst I can accept the possability that 90% of KB have left something dribbling down his mums arse, I'm not entirely sure that's the type of "riding" he's referring too.
LMFAO!!!

Bloody awesome news mate! There's nothing better than your very own little people!

And a huge congrats to your significant other too.
Thanks MDU :niceone:

To get you trained into the whole process I will lend you my two youngest for a week. --Nice bloke that I am
lol thanks Tony, so kind of you :bleh:

Lias

18th May 2009, 15:01

To get you trained into the whole process I will lend you my two youngest for a week. --Nice bloke that I am

Oooh I have a couple of spare girls he can have too.

Boob Johnson

18th May 2009, 15:02

Oooh I have a couple of spare girls he can have too.
I got nieces n nephews so had plenty of practice thanks :bleh:

nallac

18th May 2009, 15:02

To get you trained into the whole process I will lend you my two youngest for a week. --Nice bloke that I am

now thats a bloody good idea....i've got 3 i could lend ya as well.....

Dave-

18th May 2009, 15:15

congrats boob.

you should now go hunt a dear, and cut down a tree.

these are the things required of a man to feed and keep warm his woman and the soon to be baby.

Maha

18th May 2009, 15:15

Well, I now need a sidecar........went to the doctors this morning & it's confirmed, I knocked my misses up :buggerd: :2thumbsup :drinknsin
Neither of us have kids but both keen as mustard on them. She was told a few years ago that it was a 1 in a 1000 chance that she could fall pregnant, IVF with her previous partner etc. She then meets me & BAM!!!
MY SPERM ROCKS!!! :wari: :Punk: :laugh:
Just when I thought life couldn't get any better, it just did WooT WooT!!! :sunny:

Always knew ya had it ya Boob, well not so much now, maybe a little less, but all those years of practice have paid out?...:niceone:

Boob Johnson

18th May 2009, 15:43

congrats boob.

you should now go hunt a dear, and cut down a tree.

these are the things required of a man to feed and keep warm his woman and the soon to be baby.
*loads rifle, grabs axe & vows to not shave for at least a week* :lol:

Always knew ya had it ya Boob, well not so much now, maybe a little less, but all those years of practice have paid out?...:niceone:
He he, cheers Maha :niceone:

Can't wipe the smile off my face :innocent:

Lias

18th May 2009, 15:51

I just had a LOL thought.

Your "Johnson" is officially not a "boob" anymore lol.

For anyone failing to get it, may I please direct you to:
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/johnson
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/boob (1909)

Boob Johnson

18th May 2009, 15:59

martybabe

18th May 2009, 16:08

Bugger I was hoping to sell you one of my seven kids to Enhance your life. :eek5:

Well done to you, your sperm ,and your good lady, in no specific order. I wish I was starting again, most of it will be huge fun.

Very happy for you. :niceone:

Boob Johnson

18th May 2009, 16:35

Mully

18th May 2009, 16:50

Congrats Boob and Mrs Boob.

(Umm, Boob, this isn't her, is it: http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/2420741/Pregnant-66yo-defends-right-to-have-child)

Boob Johnson

18th May 2009, 17:01

Congrats Boob and Mrs Boob.

(Umm, Boob, this isn't her, is it: http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/2420741/Pregnant-66yo-defends-right-to-have-child)
Thanks mate. Ha ha yeah that's her. She likes her toy boys :bleh:

sunhuntin

18th May 2009, 17:19

well, huge congrats to you and yours, boob. dont know if you can get helmets in newborn size. lol.

ynot slow

18th May 2009, 17:29

Congrats mate/matess.

Hey up on the mountain I thought cold water slowed the little buggers,should have crossed the stream,not walk around it hehe.

Was in Hawera over weekend,Paul Mac was working,so called in and annoyed him(no coffee imbibed) and we mentioned another trip your way,this will have to be a goer now,mmm when,we know where to stay lol.

Boob Johnson

18th May 2009, 17:42

well, huge congrats to you and yours, boob. dont know if you can get helmets in newborn size. lol.
Ha ha, that's what the sidecar is for :niceone:

Congrats mate/matess.

Hey up on the mountain I thought cold water slowed the little buggers,should have crossed the stream,not walk around it hehe.

Was in Hawera over weekend,Paul Mac was working,so called in and annoyed him(no coffee imbibed) and we mentioned another trip your way,this will have to be a goer now,mmm when,we know where to stay lol.
Yeah for sure Tony, another rally would be fun :niceone:

Mr's Johnson is attempting to enforce "if she can't drink then neither can I"

Baaa ha ha ha. I burst out laughing of course, good try sweet heart :bleh:

oldrider

18th May 2009, 18:00

Congrats to all three of you Boob, hope it all goes well. :niceone:

Did the "gerbal" and the Spiderman suit in your avatar have any part in the plan? :devil2:

madbikeboy

18th May 2009, 18:11

Fantastic news, totally stoked for you.

Now, the thing is, you've done all the hard work up to this point, Mrs BJ has to carry the baby around for a while, and then you have to do all the breathing and stuff when she/he is born (and take the abuse!).

Seriously, great news. Be a great Christmas present for you both.

Danae

18th May 2009, 18:55

Yay congrats! Now go and do some manly things like cut down trees with shotguns and cook outdoors.

cc rider

19th May 2009, 02:53

Congrats to all.

You'll need to give your sweetheart an IOU on a few bottles of her favourite drop, for when she can partake. :niceone:

Boob Johnson

19th May 2009, 08:12

Congrats to all three of you Boob, hope it all goes well. :niceone:

Did the "gerbal" and the Spiderman suit in your avatar have any part in the plan? :devil2:
Thanks John :)

Ha ha, maybe a lil :bleh:

Fantastic news, totally stoked for you.

Now, the thing is, you've done all the hard work up to this point, Mrs BJ has to carry the baby around for a while, and then you have to do all the breathing and stuff when she/he is born (and take the abuse!).

Seriously, great news. Be a great Christmas present for you both.
Cheers MBB, indeed, the best Christmas present one could hope for :sunny:

Yay congrats! Now go and do some manly things like cut down trees with shotguns and cook outdoors.
He he, I went to the gym yesterday, that felt a lot more manly than it usually does :laugh:

Congrats to all.

You'll need to give your sweetheart an IOU on a few bottles of her favourite drop, for when she can partake. :niceone:
That's a great suggestion, ill be sure to use that line when I want to go out for a beer with the lads while she's bare foot & pregnant :whistle:

ps: must remember to keep her away from this thread :bleh:

Bend-it

22nd May 2009, 13:03

Congrats mate! That's excellent news!! We're currently eagerly awaiting the arrival of our first... Due on Tuesday, so could be anytime now!!

Keep up informed eh?

I reckon there's a market for baby-bike-gear... the best I've come up to date with are attaching magnets on the front of a baby leather jacket and plonking on the tank, like a tank bag...

Or harness to yourself under leathers? :2thumbsup: