Bike Riding tips for blokes.....

  1. Voltaire
    Voltaire
    " ....you are so right....I looove scraping paint off the house...."
    " dinner at your Mums....lock that in..."
    " ..... no, your bum doesn't look big in that.."
  2. flyingcrocodile46
    flyingcrocodile46



    Some of the tools I've used


    I married you for your looks... but not the ones you've been giving me lately!

    Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?

    Have you thought about getting a Thigh-master? What about that Ultra Slim-fast, have you tried that?

    I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.



    They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
  3. Arronduke
    Arronduke
    The wonder bra is named because when the wife takes it off I wonder where her tits have gone!!!

    good post...
  4. KiwiGs
    KiwiGs
    I'm just away out to the shops for some milk...........
  5. flyingcrocodile46
    flyingcrocodile46
    KiwiGs
    I'm just away out to the shops for some milk
    Save some rubber for me
  6. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    Giving just the finger eh? That's where your going wrong. Please refer to the wall chart;


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  7. jmk
    jmk
    Boys Boys Boys

    You wait to I get the girl version
  8. Voltaire
    Voltaire
    Er .....is that Mr or Mrs JMK....
  9. Voltaire
    Voltaire
    ...So your going to do some work on the house tomorrow.....

    yes dear.....

    Mitre 10 here I come....
  10. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    You have had far too much fun lately Voli, about time to get back to what weekends are all about.
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