It's been a hard slog but finally, after long and drawn out negociations, we can finally offer everyone the chance to become a fat biker. All you need is one of these... http://www.allfancydress.com/Fancy-D...r-Costume.aspx Ok, slightly poofy, but does the job So go on those of you who 'Lack The Lard', now is your chance to be a fat biker
http://www.allfancydress.com/Fancy-D...-Costume-.aspx I quite fancy this one as always appropriate wear. http://www.allfancydress.com/Fancy-D...r-Costume.aspx although....this has possibilities
Oooh, Sumo, me me me, want one.... As for Wonder Woman, well, let me see now, brings back memories of a very interesting 'encounter' with a lady considerably older than me when I was in my 20's at a fancy dress party. Lets say I ws cougared and I never knew Wonder Woman could do THAT standing up......ahhh, the memories.....
go on tell us, you know you want to. None of this 'gentlemen dont tell' crap, we suspect you are no gentleman
http://www.allfancydress.com/Fancy-D...ostume-XL.aspx includes a cod piece.......
no rats..but a few chickens and a duck. That has possibilities one each mad Duck?
Sounding like a plan Ratti....
Ok Ratti, I was at a party, I was, oohhh, 22 at the time. Was playing with a band and was having a beer at the bar during a break. So, this 43 year old nympho in a Wonder Woman costume comes up to me, places her rather wrinkly hand where it should not be and whispers "see you after, you can twang ny G string all night"....... Turns out she didnt have a guitar though, so she was tricking me...... Mind you, what she did with a mink glove, some honeycomb and a candle still keeps me awake at night to this day.......
