Axis of Evil Assult on the Beeza Geezers

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  1. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    What say we plan a full assult on the National BSA Rally at Miranda on the 13th of March.
    Do a run of the beaches, then find their secret HQ and nick their pipe and slippers while they are warming up their beer?
    Jettison the oil barrels, put out a smoke screen and make a dash back to base..

    Anyone keen?
  2. Motu
    Motu
    If I disguise my engine by making some mock vertical cylinders,the exhaust note and colour might get me in the gates...so long as the guards aren't too nosey.
  3. Voltaire
    Voltaire
    I could set up a stall selling timing bush conversions....fake made in China ones...." speshal price for you my fwend"
  4. caseye
    caseye
    EWE Guys are KnutZ!
  5. Voltaire
    Voltaire
    Diamond plan CMBN ( you had to be there)
    Is there a cup of tea on offer and will Palmers from Huntly bring the bikkiies?
  6. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    Forgive us caseye,
    I blame the miss spent childhood of Commando comics, John Wayne movies, Airfix Spitfire and Lancaster model making etc etc
    My model Lancaster had the belly flaps open and bouncing bomb ready for despatch!
    All the planes hung from the ceiling on fishing line in Combat mode, dishing it out to Jerry and Tojo, it was the last thing I saw at night...
    Making those models actually taught me about fine details which I transferred to bike building

    Back to the ride...your close enough to make it to this one caseye... we have our fingers crossed for you
  7. Ixion
    Ixion
    There is one obvious problem with your fiendish scheme! Forewarned is forearmed.
  8. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    Superior speed and engineerng will see us through the ensuing battle Geezer, not to mention the Guzzi inbuilt oil slick and parts deritus mechanism. Which can make the roads very dangerous for persuants.
    Get Mrs JMK to sort you out with some new tyres, she does Avon
  9. jmk
    jmk
    Dodgy Dodgy Dodgy

    Its a wonder the neighbours didnt come over to see what I was laughing at!!!

    Thanks for the laugh

    Mrs JMK who cant remember her password again!
  10. Dooly
    Dooly
    Ahh, that brings back memories Dodgy.
    Building all the planes, hanging from the ceiling, then at Guy Fawkes, taping a double happy to them lighting, throwing in the air..........wooh........just like the real thing shooting down Jerry.
    You did that right?
  11. Voltaire
    Voltaire
    Dodgy built up the Italian planes so they never got to hang from the ceiling.... just on the floor with Mums sewing machine oil drizzled around them. Easy pickings for the Gloucester Gladiators.....
  12. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    No way Tony!
    I built my planes to a very high spec. Even the pilots and crew were fully painted, brown for the leather flying helmets, flesh tone for the faces, Jerry always had blond hair and Binky was a ginga
  13. Voltaire
    Voltaire
    I still have my Tank collection in a glass cabinet...about 20 odd tanks....mainly German.
  14. Dooly
    Dooly
    Just qiuetly I reckon the Jerry planes were the coolest.
    I've always wanted to own a JU87 Stuka. I would love to dive bomb certain suburbs here.........
    The fact that I don't know how to fly is irrelevant.
  15. Kickaha
    Kickaha
    about 20 odd tanks....mainly German.
    Well they did build the best ones apart from maybe the T34

    Oh yeah if you want to drive a tank there's a place down here where you can drive a Centurion or a T55 couldn't be any worse than riding a Guzzi, I think they use the same gearbox
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