Check this thread started by our own Death_inc http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...stomer-service
I've said the same sort of thing to many of my customers in person...I didn't communicate through email.Sometimes it's just not worth your while dealing with fuckwits,it's best to tell them,and all their relations and mates,to fuck off and never come back again.Word of mouth - it really works well.
I would very much like to tell many of our customers to go ( why dont you go an suck your exhaust pipe will your car is running) but it is not worth the hassle just had one complain cause I told him we are not a Bank when he whated a $100 note broken into small notes then got told off by my boss cause I told BP Head office twat that he needed to spend some time on forecourt instead of sitting on his digt on the fourth floor in Wellington
You two are such a loss to the diplomatic service. I can imagine your reply to the request from China for additional compensation for the quake victims. "Fuck off you slit-eyed arsehole, and take those rotting corpses with you"
Dadpole you are cheap entertainment anyway
an why did u think it Dadpole?
I prefer the term 'value for money'. "Cheap" just makes me feel so - well - cheap..
I'd buy stuff of 'Kim" if they sold Ducati parts....
Got revved up by one of our own staff today when their car broke down in Whangarei - how come the battery died when I only serviced it last month? Uh,I don't know...I checked the level of the cells and they were fine...and so the battery dies and it's my fault? I enjoy working on motor vehicles - I just wish they didn't have owners,it really spoils the job.
I feel the same way about computers. I send one out running perfectly, then 2 weeks later I get the call that it is no good. Go around and find oddball programmes, downloaded music and viruses/trojans galore. And it is always my fault...
And so you touch your forelock and bow down deeply,and back out saying ''I'm so sorry sir,it will never happen again sir.'' Fuck them,it's their fault,tell them they own it. Sorry,I spent 20 years on the front line dealing with idiots,I'm just so over people complaining.
Depends how much money I will make from the job. I have a 'customer' in Pahiatua telling all and sundry that I have a crap service. I fixed her pc twice. Second time no charge. When she got it back each time, a friend came round within the hour, installed some crap and fucked it. When she called me after the second fucking, I told her she would have to pay for my time. Haven't heard from her since.
I can't get my HP printer to work. It does a test page but nothing else.....whats wrong?.....be warned I have a selection of Pahiatua numbers at my reach ready to use!!!!
When she got it back each time, a friend came round within the hour, installed some crap and fucked it. Pebcak ....... Problem exists between chair and keyboard.
I can't get my HP printer to work That is because you are trying to print more Norton photos. HP printers have a BBB (British bike blocker) function installed.
