you fit a pair of shocks, bolt on the mufflers, do an oil change all before breakfast.... Just so its ready for the weekend....
what! did you wet the bed.
If you level and compact the centre of your gravel driveway and don't give a shit about the sides...
When you have a new shed built and you specify a pedestrian door that's 1200mm wide instead of the usual 800mm, so you can wheel your airheads in and out without having to use the roller door . . . .
the cars sit outside the garage....
It seems perfectly reasonable to re-assemble a bike in the dining room . . .
you notice that Tom Cruise's tyres go from road to off road mid chase in Mission Impossible...
You watch every penny like Scrooge but purchases for the bike are not subject to any budget or restraint. At all.
You convince the "old girl" that the purpose built wood shed is a perfect spot to store your next rebuild, until you can free up some space in your workshop/garage.
You spend your evenings on the internet...and all the sites are motorcycle related. No porn,no politics,no religion - but you will read a thread 6 pages long about countersteering.
you spend many many months searching for parts........because you know someone somewhere must still make them....
when you're doing up your crankcase covers for the third time as they're somehow still not looking ... er... perfect...
when your daughter works in a clothing store which briefly sells T shirts with the Norton logo on, when asked by a customer if she knows what a Norton is she answers "of course, my Dad's a bike freak"
You spend your evenings on the internet...and all the sites are motorcycle related. No porn,no politics,no religion - but you will read a thread 6 pages long about countersteering. Have you been monitoring my internet usage? Made me chuckle that did.
when an out-of-town trip is suggested, and the first thing that goes through your mind is "I wonder which bikes shops are close?"
