I have my Xmas lights up - much to the dismay of SWMBO. Now, when you pass my place this is what greets you. [IMG][/IMG]
is that short for Auckland Regional safety enclave?????
Auckland Ratepayers Subsidize Everyone..... Santy wont be down your way anyway as the gorge is closed....and he likes to stop at Woodville for a pie
"Santy wont be down your way anyway as the gorge is closed" Bugger. I forgot about that. I guess my Bimota SB6 won't be under the tree then. Now to think of my next inspirational message for the track users.
nice..i did something similair years ago so the missus bough me a bah humbug hat..........
Merry Xmas Dadpole and to those other less fortunate enough not to live in Auckland.
Merry Xmas Dadpole and to those other less fortunate enough not to live in Auckland Less fortunate? I would rather poke my eyes out with a red hot poker and have someone piss in the still burning eye sockets than live there oh yeah, fuck Christmas I got over it when I learnt Santa wasn't real a couple of years back
I would rather poke my eyes out with a red hot poker and have someone piss in the still burning eye sockets than live there That explains all the blind beggers on Queen Street who roll their RRRRRRzzzzz.....
Agree Kickaha. Had a teacher who swore that Calcutta was "the arsehole of the universe" . Very difficult to dispute that.............and on any given day, dorkland would run a close second. I cant understand why the rest of the country subsidises dorkland so that it can get even bigger and less enjoyable to visit/negotiate!
Oh come guys where's ya xmas sprit, this is the first christmas day I've had off in seven years. what the am going to do
thats the trouble with you non aucklanders....you waste half your lives thinking horrible thoughts about us when we don't spend any time at all thinking about you.
thats the trouble with you non aucklanders....you waste half your lives thinking horrible thoughts about us when we don't spend any time at all thinking about you They should direct their Jaffa Jealously into improving the provinces productivity. ....if only they could grow coffee beans in the South Island.....
They do help with productivity....all their sons and daughters move to auckland for work.......and to avoid the arranged marriage they know is coming.....
And the rest of us stay here with the sheep.
They do help with productivity....all their sons and daughters move to auckland for work. ....to replace the ones who go to Aussie thinking its better.....
