Memorable sayings/quotes

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  1. Dieseldick
    Dieseldick
    I encountered a blackboard quote this morning that made me think........jeez that's dangerous in itself!
    "A procrastinator's work is never done"...... Hey, that sounds just like me of late.

    Not long after I started work for an aircraft manufacturer (in the olden days Volty), I had the pleasure of receiving this warning.........".If you do that again, I'll kick your arse till your nose bleeds". While it was a scary prospect, I thought it was quite an original saying and have trotted it out myself, when the need arose.
  2. Voltaire
    Voltaire
    If things don't change they will stay as they are.
    Very handy for someone with a need for one.
  3. cmoore
    cmoore
    you think i know fuck nothing...well let me tell you i know fuck all
  4. Voltaire
    Voltaire
    In theory practice and theory are the same, in practice they are not.
  5. cmoore
    cmoore
    I'd rather watch my mother have sex then...."insert whatever you have been asked to do"....
  6. Max Headroom
    Max Headroom
    I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate.
  7. Dieseldick
    Dieseldick
    "If you don't go to other peoples funerals, they won't go to yours"
  8. cmoore
    cmoore
    hah!........
  9. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    'There will never be peace until the power of love beats the love of power'
    Jimi Hendrix
  10. Voltaire
    Voltaire
    " I make a profit on the bikes I own"
  11. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    Hee hee, is that one of mine?
    If so the rest of the quote is 'unless I crash them'
  12. Bikemad
    Bikemad
    commentator at the wanganui street races a couple of years ago..............."those sidecar guys are nuttier than squirrel shit"..............and............"they burn more gas than a german holiday camp"..........bit of a collective gasp then silence from the crowd for that one...............and before anyone starts.........heres the H.......i prefer not to use it
  13. cmoore
    cmoore
    hah!!...took me a minute, but very good mad, that commentator has said some classics.....
  14. ntst8
    ntst8
    in reference to the early days of motorcycling - when every ride was an adventure and every destination merely a possibility.
  15. cmoore
    cmoore
    that applies to almost every BFTP ride....
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