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  1. flyingcrocodile46
    flyingcrocodile46
  2. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    It's ok croc.
    Allow me to explain: You searched size 11 motorcycle boots and ended up bidding on a bike. Don't worry, happens to me all the time.

    I will make up the bed in the sleep-out for you. I know a good lawyer, everything's under control.
  3. caseye
    caseye
    Man oh man EWE R in so much doo doooooooooooooooooooo! Nice wheels mate, when we gunna see this baby on the road then?
  4. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    Have you actually told her?
  5. psyguy
    psyguy
    dont be pulling our fingers croc, i know you would never be allowed to bring this home
  6. KiwiGs
    KiwiGs
    You do know Balcutha is in the South Island right?
    I have room in the garage if ya need a place to hide it.
  7. flyingcrocodile46
    flyingcrocodile46
    KiwiGs
    You do know Balcutha is in the South Island right?
    I have room in the garage if ya need a place to hide it.


    Cheers mate. It might come to that.. at least until my balls drop

    I'm working furiously on scoring brownie points. Just bought her a nice Revitt Jacket that she's fawning over but will have to do considerably better than that (and promptly while the jacket still counts) before I dare broach the subject.

    Fuck! I gotta stay off Tardme
  8. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    Good to see your still alive croc, I sent you a text this morning and never heard back . Expecting the worst- Grounded, no phone, no internet, bank account frozen, credit card cut in half etc etc..

    Dr Dodgy says:
    Drop 2 Viagra and put on your A-Game tonight
  9. Max Headroom
    Max Headroom
    Not sure whether congratulations or commiserations are in order . . . .

    Do you have any favorite tracks you'd like played at your funeral service?
  10. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    As you know there is spare garaging local to you for the next 4 weeks... The estate agent did say it would be better furnishing the place than leaving it totally empty
  11. cmoore
    cmoore
    i expect the only reaction to be...."WHAT!!, you bought that ugly thing...".....actually i won my XJ550 without prior approval....and once that dust settled....i then told her it was in Taranaki and we had to go pick it up.......but they recover....and make you pay for it....
  12. Diggers
    Diggers
    I was telling SWMBO about your "situation" Croc, and she immediately thought it was me who had bought a bike in Balclutha and was easing her into the truth! As if we would try and pull a trick like that! The rest of think it's funny though!
  13. Dieseldick
    Dieseldick
    Jeez Croc, you were serious about getting some decent boots then????? Better quality leather down south?

    Do you think it was wise to ask the seller to hold onto the boots for a couple of months though?

    Now who's the greedy bastard??

    Are ya gonna fit a chisel nosed fairing and claim the first Kat at the next BFTP ride?
  14. flyingcrocodile46
    flyingcrocodile46
    Lol, your on to it. Size 11 should fit. The bike was a bonus. I like it
  15. Arronduke
    Arronduke
    wow what a buy... Oh I wish I had seen that... oh and had the money.

    Great purchase... I paid more than that buying a 1135 motor..

    I'll give you $1200 so you can make a profit... and thats deliverd to me of course.
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