Nah, just some sad git who's trying to come to terms with the realisation that his wife, family and friends have all lied to him . . . . . seriously, thanks guys for being there. I didn't have a clue (nothing unusual there!) but it was fun, and I promise I didn't spit too much when i blew out the candles . . . . For those not present, my wife thoughtfully threw a surprise 50th birthday gathering last night following the Raglan ride. She had to do it this way because she knows how averse I am to parties . . . .