BMW Horde Near Auckland

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  1. cmoore
    cmoore
    my old man was with the 8th army...traveled all through italy and north africa....had a jolly old time chasing hun.....and he rode a bike!!........he would have told me what he rode but i can't remember....
  2. Motu
    Motu
    There are monsters in the bayou - lights and sparks are seen flashing in the shed at night....I hear the heart of one motorcycle has been grafted into the skeleton of another,and it has wheels from a completely different bike.And it runs.Is it really licorice tea? I feel strangely invigorated with fresh ideas after drinking said tea and leaving the shed.More investigation is required....
  3. Max Headroom
    Max Headroom
    Quote Originally Posted by MownDown
    .I hear the heart of one motorcycle has been grafted into the skeleton of another,and it has wheels from a completely different bike. And it runs.
    That'd be the Buell then . . . .
  4. Ratti
    Ratti
    or maybe fumes.
    1. turn off the engine
    2. open the door
    3. leave the shed and have a cuppa
  5. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    That BMW Hoarder has tea making equipment in the shed/light aircraft hanger. Maybe that's the problem...?
  6. caseye
    caseye
    B y Motu,
    "There are monsters in the bayou - lights and sparks are seen flashing in the shed at night....I hear the heart of one motorcycle has been grafted into the skeleton of another,and it has wheels from a completely different bike.And it runs.Is it really licorice tea? I feel strangely invigorated with fresh ideas after drinking said tea and leaving the shed.More investigation is required.... "

    You've had the tea? and lived to tell of it's invigorating properties and the crazy way the world spins afterwards for days on end.
    I feel that Voltaire should be made to drink the aforementioned slury for a whole week, that way maybe he'll lose sight of the bigger picture and go completely bonkers about the German stuff!
    About that BIG BOG, Shed, I've heard tell it's surrounded by an army of CrocaGators with GPS for old bikes and their riders, be afraid, be very afraid.
  7. Voltaire
    Voltaire
    The tea must be wearing off as I have sold Toasty..... but I do have a pasta making machine....home made pasta....mmmmmmm.

    Many BMW's enter the shed on the marshes..they come on trailers and in vans......few leave.....and when they do....often its on trailers....towed by subs.
  8. Max Headroom
    Max Headroom
    Quote Originally Posted by Caseye
    I feel that Voltaire should be made to drink the aforementioned slury for a whole week, that way maybe he'll lose sight of the bigger picture and go completely bonkers about the German stuff!
    Voltaire has been corrupted in spite of his denials. Guess who is leading the bidding on the two project BMW airheads on TradeMe . . . .
  9. Voltaire
    Voltaire
    Voltaire has been corrupted in spite of his denials. Guess who is leading the bidding on the two project BMW airheads on TradeMe
    I'm clearly out of my depth when up agianst " does it have matching engine and frame numbers ?" sherlock:

    I'm the one who asks " waz it need 4 a wof?"
  10. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    Some say there is more Airhead knowledge soaked into the sweatband of his flat tracker cap than contained in the entire Clymer Manual
  11. Voltaire
    Voltaire
    Some say he only wears the Starsky and Hutch shades to save BMW wannabee from the withering stare.....
  12. Dodgyiti
    Dodgyiti
    Some say he has electromagnetic security to prevent anything precious covertly leaving the compound
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