I love this country, a shame about the large percentage of inbreds that inhabit it.
Had a van pull out on me today...the thing is it wasn't an "I didnt see you", it was an "I saw you but couldnt give a fuck if you crashed".
The van pulled out, I anticipated he would so managed to stop but the truck behind me was hard on the anchors, the fatty behind the wheel saw me clear as day and that is what infuriates me. I shot past him, pulled back in and then made case of point in ensuring he knew what I thought of him. I dont usually do that but this guy was a cunt. Guess what though, he was fucking pleased with himself, laughing at me. I have a family cunt face and friends and people I love who would miss me you fucking walking fat deposit, is it just me or is there a complete and utter lack for the value of others lives in this country.
Fatty kept pointing to the green light for me to go, he must have too much fat around his eyes as there was straight traffic and we were turning, so again is there a complete lack of the knowledge of road rules in this country.
He then started tailgating me and tooting his horn.
I prayed for michelin man to get out of his van and start something, I prayed I would get the chance to wedge my size 10 boot into the pudding he called his face, I was enfuriated but I managed to control it.
The red mist is what they call it innit. Anyway, next person that pulls out in front of me knowing I am there and then thinks it was jolly funny is going to get a roundhouse kick to the face through the A pillar of their car.
They should make a test, if you are too fat to look over you shoulder or check your blind corner then you cannot drive.
grrr...I need a beer.
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