LIGHT Scummies CANDLE!

[normajeane]

What can I get scumdog to do in Queenstown? We won a dirty night in Qtown and we taken it next weekend (not Q birthday cause I worken!!) AND what can I do to light his CANDLE. WE won a night at a posh hotel and a meal (with a bottle of proverbial central otago wine) so WHAT CAN I DO to light up the weekend?? Bound to be cold and we need to heat up the moment|!! Thats me, and I just starting to tink!!

[98tls]

Nekkid skiing by moonlight,have done it a Cardrona and its..........well lets just say its fucken cold.

[merv]

Make sure he doesn't overeat or drink too much if you want him to enjoy himself after in the posh room. You got plenty of seductive clothes and all that sort of stuff I presume.

Whatever you do if you both enjoy being together it will be fun anyway eh.

No use doing a bike tour or anything it will be too flippin cold outside.

[normajeane]

No use doing a bike tour or anything it will be too flippin cold outside.

Yeah you right there. He's such an old man sometimes. We doing the cagey thing and well we MIGHT just dress up; AND I hear he done a bit of FANCY dancing lately!!

[normajeane]

Nekkid skiing by moonlight,have done it a Cardrona and its..........well lets just say its fucken cold.

AAAHH, we can do it here in the RIveriera 9well someting like that! Bugger the Bombay!!

[BMWST?]

and after that shotover jet is worth a ride!

[normajeane]

and after that shotover jet is worth a ride!

BUT we get wet???

[Ixion]

Once a freezing worker always a freezing worker. So. Do you have any theatrical costumers darn souff? One who would have a goat costume in stock? To remind him of the good old days, like ?

[normajeane]

Once a freezing worker always a freezing worker. So. Do you have any theatrical costumers darn souff? One who would have a goat costume in stock? To remind him of the good old days, like ?

BAAAAAAAA!!
Smelly old farts!!
Do we have to dress up????

[merv]

Usually "dressing up" is the opposite of what you should end up doing on a "dirty" weekend especially a free one lol in a posh room.

[rosie631]

You could always borrow my bike pants lol

[awayatc]

AND what can I do to light his CANDLE. W

Well first off all you got to try to find his wick.......

Easy to turn him on....
all you realy gotta do is show up.....

[98tls]

Righto,got it.....Wrap up warm buy a decent bottle of Vino head out to Arrowtown and do the hot air balloon thing,incredible views this time of year.

[merv]

You could always borrow my bike pants lol

... and slowly slip out of them

[hayd3n]

how bout you dress up as the coppa for a change