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  1. 27th May 2009, 00:24 #1
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    The invisibility cloak is broken



    I think the cloak ran out of batteries
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods
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  2. 27th May 2009, 07:00 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    ARRRRG!!!!

    I think the cloak ran out of batteries
    fuck man ... imagine the power drain THAT would create
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  3. 27th May 2009, 07:14 #3
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    The mind boggles where the batteries go ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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  4. 27th May 2009, 11:59 #4
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  5. 29th May 2009, 00:03 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    My eyes are broken now!
    your eyes and my faith in humanity
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  6. 29th May 2009, 00:19 #6
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    looks like she blew off the end of someones dick and managed to climb inside the condomstaggering round in the rain thinking WTFBe some old bugger laughing it up.
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  7. 29th May 2009, 00:31 #7
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    Whos the naked king now huh?


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  8. 29th May 2009, 16:01 #8
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  9. 29th May 2009, 17:08 #9
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    Erm... Sniper... you'll find that's a repost...
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  10. 29th May 2009, 17:12 #10
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    Good God!!!

    My eyes!!!


    They burn from the repost!

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  11. 29th May 2009, 17:15 #11
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    Pffffttt...She's not even wearing redbands! Some people have no sense of style
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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  12. 29th May 2009, 17:23 #12
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  13. 29th May 2009, 17:26 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwinch View Post
    All she needs is a toy town and... AH, IT IS GODZILLA! WE MUST, FLEE!
    Look! shes going to step on you now!!! RUN!! or ride
    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
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  15. 30th May 2009, 20:31 #15
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    Ugh.... is there a way to unsee this photo? I'd rather be blissfully ignorant.
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