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  1. #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    Good luck with their insurance claim.
    Best their manager sends a letter with your claim form, and the employee admits fault.
    What flavour human was he?
    Bet he was a Punjab. They can only drive elephants
    WTF? What does his race have to do with it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    WTF? What does his race have to do with it?
    Are you kidding me? You SERIOUSLY missed the humor? Sad bastard...

    On another note...

    Fat Max is a vehicle inspection agent? Whodda thunk it??
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    Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?

    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    went back after cooling down. His boss handed over testing styation form 27/542/72a --or whaddeva. basicly fill in the form -send us the bill- it goes to HO and ya might get paid for damages in 2020 sometime Tui anyone

    Bit late now but you should have got pics at the time with your cell phone.

    I think a pic with the bike on its side and the offender sent to head office would make for quicker results.

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    Thats unrealmate. Sorry but I had a bit of a laugh too, I just struggle with what would be going through that mans head as he did it !!!

    At least OSH would have fun torturing him if you didn't..
    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    [QUOTE=FROSTY;1129234202]You know those situations where you have two choices. Laugh or cry ??[QUOTE]

    its alright to cry. remember if you need help disposing of a body i have a friend with pigs, or a 22 tone digger if that helps. sorry to hear what happend, but have to ask is there donations for our rat bike?

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=99492

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    You know those situations where you have two choices. Laugh or cry ??
    Picture this if you will. Youve spent over a month rebuilding the motor, chasis and cosmetics on a bike. It looks apsolutely stunning.
    You rock on down to the testing station for a wof- proud as punch of your work.
    As instructed you put your bike in the line ready for its WOF.
    At this point a testing officer wanders round the back of the car in front and hops in to take it through for its WOF. BUT NO
    Back it comes-- Then up and over the bike.
    HMM he mustya thought "Funny Cant go backwards" so forwards he goes. FOR A MOMENT before jamming it back into reverse and having another go. Yep up n over the bike
    Several people were screaming at him to stop.
    When he drove forward and reverse lights came on AGAIN Enough was as they say enough and I ran up and started pulling him from the car. Not to hurt him mind you just to stop the madness
    The damage although not exactly major will be rather expensive to fix.
    The very worst part about it all was the new owner was sitting in my office waiting to ride away on his new bike.

    Im standing there wondering WTF just happened. But ya just gotta laugh --You do PLEASE tell me ya do !!!!!!!!
    I reckon the dude has had a bad history with car salesmen (I mean! Who hasn't?) and that he actually thought you were laying down behind the car
    and saw his opportunity to get even...twice.:--))

    Hell, if I'd been the tech and you had been a bloke with a pussy for a KB nick, I'd have waited till my wheels were on ya then gone off for lunch, taking the keys to the car with me.
    Only 'Now' exists in reality.

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    [QUOTE=geestring;1129237648][QUOTE=FROSTY;1129234202]You know those situations where you have two choices. Laugh or cry ??

    its alright to cry. remember if you need help disposing of a body i have a friend with pigs, or a 22 tone digger if that helps. sorry to hear what happend, but have to ask is there donations for our rat bike?

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=99492
    O.o thats my baby RG your talking about taking to bits!! what am i guna ride if you scabb off with all the parts for your rat? :P :shocked:

    but if i get ahold of any parts for your rat ill let you know jut leave my poor RG alone, its been confined to frostys workbench for a month and then got beaten up by a testing officer, i think its had enough trauma dont ya think? without you girls pulling it to bits and turning it into a rat
    hehehehe

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    That's terrible, but at the same time, hillarious.
    Quote Originally Posted by John Banks View Post
    Yes, but bikes = cool and cars = suck. I think it's Newton's fourth law or something.
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    Queer Retarded Fags I think.

    Isn't sniper one of those?

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    This thread deserves to be bumped. If you didn't laugh enough the first time you can have another round.
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