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    Banned from ADV.com?

    I tried to log into the site today and I got this message..



    vBulletin Message

    You have been banned for the following reason

    None
    Date the ban will be lifted: Never


    This was most disturbing.

    I did have a few issues with a password re-set and asked them to change my name to NZKTM awhile ago and it was done.
    I have sent them an e-mail so will have to await a reply if they do reply to me that is.
    I am lost, the world is coming to an end for me...

    If anyone has access to the Yo Mama on ADV, post something nice for me please as I want to come back and no reason to be banned, absolutely none. If there are any ADV members reading this please help me out and re-establish NZKTM or at least give me a good reason for this decision.....
    I haven't ever posted anything derogatory, I think it must be a password issue, they have binned me thinking I am a spammer? Who knows....

    Please help me.......

    Mark

    Oh, and as a last minute edit, I appreciate all for the help, so I will stop my sorry whining and deal with it, tahnks Triboy for the comments and EddieB for helping out. It is in the hands of ADV now.....
    NZKTM, aka KTM whining bitch...

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    Arh Mark, really you are better off without them m8.

    Its all posturing and poseing and bulk bullshit. I fail to understand why kiwis bother to post there, those aussies are so admiring of themselves and really have no interest whatsoever in our side of the ditch...unless they want travel info for comming here.

    Try adios Ozzis Mark!

    You should feel released now........
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    Ahh I see you are a little shocked about that, but really it is very funny.

    Sounds like an admin thing. Hopefully they get it resolved for you quickly, and you can have a chuckle about it in the meanwhile.

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    You have to do some serious shit to get banned from ADVrider,they don't get upset about bad spelling,and don't red rep you for posting in the wrong forum like this site.You must be some bad motherfucker.
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    Thanks Steve...

    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Ahh I see you are a little shocked about that, but really it is very funny.

    Sounds like an admin thing. Hopefully they get it resolved for you quickly, and you can have a chuckle about it in the meanwhile.

    Steve
    Yeah, well, I guess we can get a bit of mileage out of it...
    Thanks too Ducati Jim...I was actually looking for a bit of the old Yankee anal knowledge, but will have to make do with the Kiwi ingenuity...

    I got an email a little while ago telling me to write to them about a password issue. It seems I was registered twice under a different name. I wrote a nice letter back, very polite.
    I said that could you please align my user name with NZKTM as I use this on the NZ site and wanted the same name for recognition etc....
    Now that I think about it I bet the letter sounded like a Nigerian scam...

    Well it would have to them I bet....Paranoia sets in very fast over there right?

    It was polite and I signed it off kind regards etc...
    Bet they thought this was load of bullshit AND CANNED ME FROM THIS
    ISP....

    How the frick am I supposed to fix my Katie now and do things......

    Come on ADV.com get with it and bring back NZKTM....
    Now, all I need is to be binned from Husaberg.com and then I may as well throw the bikes out and buy a ....dare I say it.....a normal easy to work on bike....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Ahh I see you are a little shocked about that, but really it is very funny.

    Sounds like an admin thing. Hopefully they get it resolved for you quickly, and you can have a chuckle about it in the meanwhile.

    Steve
    Found out why in the terms and conditions:

    "Woosy Girly Blouses who sell their KTM 640 Adventures for roadbikes are no longer elibile for ADVrider.com membership."


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    Yeah...

    Quote Originally Posted by Motu View Post
    You have to do some serious shit to get banned from ADVrider,they don't get upset about bad spelling,and don't red rep you for posting in the wrong forum like this site.You must be some bad motherfucker.
    Guess so, maybe it is because I ride a KTM then...Hmm
    Even if I use a different ISP, I bet I will be locked out..
    If I have posted in the wrong forum like you say, I apologise, of course I also don't give a rats....

    No, seriously, I put it in here because I know you guys will feel for me a great deal as we Kiwi adventure riders are full of empathy and will do anything to help a mate out in a time of need...

    Look at Steve for instance, I got three violins....What a top bloke...

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    Damn...

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddieb View Post
    Found out why in the terms and conditions:

    "Woosy Girly Blouses who sell their KTM 640 Adventures for roadbikes are no longer elibile for ADVrider.com membership."


    Thanks for that, well it explains alot then...
    Guess then I should keep it...for the time being seeing it is in a million pieces on my garage floor. The engine still purrs though, it looks like a terminator before the skin gets put on... Pretty cool skeleton though...

    AND it has two nice complete headlight lenses too....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZKTM View Post
    Thanks for that, well it explains alot then...
    Guess then I should keep it...for the time being seeing it is in a million pieces on my garage floor. The engine still purrs though, it looks like a terminator before the skin gets put on... Pretty cool skeleton though...

    AND it has two nice complete headlight lenses too....
    We wanna see the 640 naked, go on post it up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NZKTM View Post
    Thanks for that, well it explains alot then...
    Guess then I should keep it...for the time being seeing it is in a million pieces on my garage floor. The engine still purrs though, it looks like a terminator before the skin gets put on... Pretty cool skeleton though...

    AND it has two nice complete headlight lenses too....



    I put a post in the name change thread for ya.
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    Thanks matey...Oh and for you Masochists out there..

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddieb View Post


    I put a post in the name change thread for ya.

    Hope you were nice? Not too nice however..
    Maybe we could petition them from here in Kiwiland..

    Here is the Terminator.....Naked, really really naked!!!

    I somehow think that when you mention NZKTM in the name thread it might get you banned automatically Eddie, watch out we might be asking for you to be re-instated too...
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    This is the USA site DucatiJim

    Quote Originally Posted by ducatijim View Post
    Arh Mark, really you are better off without them m8.

    Its all posturing and poseing and bulk bullshit. I fail to understand why kiwis bother to post there, those aussies are so admiring of themselves and really have no interest whatsoever in our side of the ditch...unless they want travel info for comming here.

    Try adios Ozzis Mark!

    You should feel released now........

    Not the cuzzies across the ditch mate...

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    Your issue is being too polite.
    email Baldy,
    Tell the dopey seppo fuck, to get his shit together or the NZ air farce will fly their tiger moths into the statue of libtardery.
    Tell him his breath stinks, and his dog can't fight for shit.
    He will then realise you are indeed a true ADV inmate, and not a spammer.

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    Thanks but the thing is...

    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    Your issue is being too polite.
    email Baldy,
    Tell the dopey seppo fuck, to get his shit together or the NZ air farce will fly their tiger moths into the statue of libtardery.
    Tell him his breath stinks, and his dog can't fight for shit.
    He will then realise you are indeed a true ADV inmate, and not a spammer.
    All I can do is email admin as the links take me there. I have absolutely no access after the photos of the home page, it keeps sending me to the polite little notice that I have been banned for ever and all eternity! Geez, imagine that, I cannot access Orange Crush anymore, I can feel my hands shaking already and I feel the need for a Orange fix....

    Send me his email and I will quote you and maybe I can resolve this?
    Cheers....

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