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    Since The Wizard does not do "sit-com", I guess his forte is "standup"...


    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Anyone remember him posting himself off-shore in a crate as a 'Living Work of Art'? to avoid the censous?
    I dont think he actually got posted but, who knows?...
    Nah, that was to get into Aus, since he didn't have a passport.
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    He's just a misogynist prick, with no redeeming social value.
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    Wow, never heard of this guy before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Ya don't have official Wizards in the States?
    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    you got the mormons and you're confused by a wizard?!?
    Simply amazing. Those got a pretty hearty laugh outta' me. Especially the mormon one (living in a pretty solid mormon area right now). Congrats. This thread has international fame on a few forums now.

    I'm beginning to understand the wizard thing now. I wish our legislatures here had the cognitive function and sense of humor to do things like this.

    Carry on.

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    All I know is that he drives a funny car.

    But still... how does he make a living?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Anyone remember him posting himself off-shore in a crate as a 'Living Work of Art'? to avoid the censous?
    I dont think he actually got posted but, who knows?...
    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Nah, that was to get into Aus, since he didn't have a passport.
    Quote Originally Posted by McWild View Post
    The wizard on this side of the tasman isn't very well recognised overseas.

    Perhaps you've heard of the wizard of Oz'?

    *hides*
    Leave us out of your weird, wizard shit. We have our own freaky mother suckers.
    I remember the posting thing - he would have died in transit if Aust Post got hold of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no-coast-punk View Post
    I wish our legislatures here had the cognitive function and sense of humor to do things like this.
    Well, the USA did give the world G.W.Bush...
    That was pretty funny! Whoever put him forward for Prez. is a comic genius.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Ya don't have official Wizards in the States?
    I think in the states they are have title prefixes such as Imperial or Grand. Don't know if they are officially recognised outside Albama though...

    They wear white robes and love to hold big parties with bonfires into the night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Well, the USA did give the world G.W.Bush...
    TWICE!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I think in the states they are have title prefixes such as Imperial or Grand. Don't know if they are officially recognised outside Albama though...

    They wear white robes and love to hold big parties with bonfires into the night.
    Listen - I think I can hear the sound of distant banjos playing..... (rednecks) they look a bit like this, don't they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cc rider View Post
    TWICE!
    G W Bush once only. Dubya's daddy was G H W Bush.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    G W Bush once only. Dubya's daddy was G H W Bush.
    So, get out much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    G W Bush once only. Dubya's daddy was G H W Bush.
    yes, but they voted jr in twice... didnt realise the states were that open to bribes, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cc rider View Post
    So, get out much
    Enough to read the newspapers.
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    You mean, like , actual newspapers, from tree bits? How quaint. It's nice to see the old folk keeping up the old ways. I find that on-line news sources are much more comprehensive and convenient. I guess eventually all the old ppz will die and then they'll stop printing the tree bit newspapaers.
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    Less comprehensive, more convenient. The online copy is both poorly presented and often truncated.
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