Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

**SixPackBack** · 1st June 2009, 21:45

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

You googled "willing altarboys" ?

That says a hell of a lot more about your psyche than mine................. the thread was in fact poached from gixxer.com.

You realise that the entire KB site is now looking at you sideways conquiztador?

**Mikkel** · 1st June 2009, 22:14

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

...........You couldn't make this shit up-seriously!

Apparently you can

That is divine comedy right there...
The most disturbing fact is actually that most of us didn't immediately get that it was a pisstake until the wikipedia link came up.

**Brett** · 1st June 2009, 22:17

LOL...that is pretty funny. (As satire of course). But sadly I am sure there are some morons out there who wouldn't be too far off this mark.

**Squiggles** · 2nd June 2009, 16:35

Originally Posted by Slyer

Just as long as you realise that this is a parody site...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

NooOoo00. You killed it for me

**Mom** · 2nd June 2009, 17:40

Nonsense brother, beat the hellfire out of her! In the old days a REAL man never hesitated to throw his wife a good beating, regardless of whether she was pregnant or not. Back then they didn't buy into all this liberal sissy sensitivity and tolerance foolishness. Pound her HARD.

My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!

EDIT: Brother Nobar has some good advice, but make sure she doesn't take a step-ladder into the shower with her to enable her to reach the mounted shower head.

YOU WHAT!

My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!

OH REALLY!!

Fucken wankers.

**Skyryder** · 2nd June 2009, 17:47

I came across this guy a few months back. The Pastor.

Not the original youtube that I first saw. Was very tempted to post it up but moved on to to other stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP5kN...e=channel_page

He's got heaps of stuff on youtube.

Skyryder

**007XX** · 2nd June 2009, 17:54

Originally Posted by scumdog

I can't believe so many of you lot fell for it, sheesh, it seemed as real as South Park to this yokel..so you erudite city-slickers should have clicked straight away.....

Don't tell me you've never met someone who actually spoke like these guys, and who was actually very serious about it?

I've met a couple unfortunately and believe you me, they ARE a very scary bunch...brainwashed ecclesiastic maniacs doesn't even start to describe it.

**007XX** · 2nd June 2009, 17:56

Originally Posted by Mom

YOU WHAT!
OH REALLY!!

Fucken wankers.

Deep breath hun...*and read the other pages of the thread...

**Mom** · 2nd June 2009, 17:58

Originally Posted by 007XX

Deep breath hun...*and read the other pages of the thread...

Not a chance.

**Mikkel** · 2nd June 2009, 18:01

[QUOTE=Mom;1129239659]

Nonsense brother, beat the hellfire out of her! In the old days a REAL man never hesitated to throw his wife a good beating, regardless of whether she was pregnant or not. Back then they didn't buy into all this liberal sissy sensitivity and tolerance foolishness. Pound her HARD.

My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son!

EDIT: Brother Nobar has some good advice, but make sure she doesn't take a step-ladder into the shower with her to enable her to reach the mounted shower head. [QUOTE/]

YOU WHAT!

We call that "the week-after" pill where I come from...

Mom, it's a pisstake - the whole site.

**007XX** · 2nd June 2009, 18:07

Originally Posted by Mom

Not a chance.

Your feistiness turns me on...stop it!

And what Mikkel says below. Thre whole website is a pisstake, otherwise, you really think I wouldn't spitting tacks right now?

[QUOTE=Mikkel;1129239703]

Originally Posted by Mom

Mom, it's a pisstake - the whole site.

**Mom** · 2nd June 2009, 18:59

Originally Posted by Mikkel

Mom, it's a pisstake - the whole site.

Originally Posted by 007XX

Your feistiness turns me on...stop it!

Yep, well that is as maybe, I wont read any further, the whole thought of someone even taking the piss out of that sort of thing, leads me to the natural desire to see them get a fucking good kick in the goolies as far as I am concerned (I am too short to deliver it myself to most wankers like that)

Lucky for you two I actualy like you, or you would be in deepest doo doo's right now...LOL

**Ixion** · 2nd June 2009, 19:08

And now for the real thing. No satire here , these dudes are for real.

Remember, satire only works when there is a for real equivalent that's not all that different. Otherwise the satire just comes across as silly.

**007XX** · 3rd June 2009, 11:02

Originally Posted by Mom

Yep, well that is as maybe, I wont read any further, the whole thought of someone even taking the piss out of that sort of thing, leads me to the natural desire to see them get a fucking good kick in the goolies as far as I am concerned (I am too short to deliver it myself to most wankers like that)

Lucky for you two I actualy like you, or you would be in deepest doo doo's right now...LOL

Don't get me wrong, i do appreciate where you are coming from and am not approving of that kind of bad taste humour. All I'm saying is that I prefer to be angry at those who are actually serious when saying such things as the ones you highlighted...those joking about it merely irritate me and I prefer to disregard them.

We each choose our battles differently I guess. The only aspect I like of such a pisstake is that it shows these brainwashed biggots for the dangerous beings they are and maybe (just maybe) brings enough attention to it for "normal" people to be a bit more wary of them...because yes, they ARE out there.