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  1. 3rd June 2009, 10:52 #16
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    "Sale must end Sunday."

    Why? Because our next "sale" starts on Monday...
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    "... but wait - there's more... call us in the next 10 minutes...and get these steak knives valued at $299.00 - absolutely free!"

    ... err... valued by who?
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    some guy that wants $299
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    "... but wait - there's more... call us in the next 10 minutes...
    "This is the only set of steak knives you'll ever need, so if you call in the next ten minutes we'll send you a second set, free...!"
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    Anything that ends in "ONLY $XX.99"...ninety nine cents? Fuckin' bullshit - tell us the real price. Try paying with cash and see how the 99c works...muttermumblegrrrowwwlsnortraverantroar....
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