Great comeback

**crazyhorse** · 4th June 2009, 14:31

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
And she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...

**Stirts** · 4th June 2009, 14:36

Originally Posted by vifferman

That's why I lahk to do eet: it seems and feels like we're newly in love.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man that has warmed my feeling! That is so sweet!

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
And she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...

Now that is bloody funny!!!

**crazyhorse** · 4th June 2009, 14:41

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,
'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'
And then the fight started ...

**Stirts** · 4th June 2009, 14:49

A loving husband gets the words "I love you" tattooed on his dick. He went home and showed his wife. She looked at him and shook her head, "There you go trying to put words in my mouth again!"

One day a women makes her husband hire a chauffeur and a maid. The next week the man comes back to the wife and says "If you learn to cook we can fire the maid." She turned to him and replied "Oh yeah, If you learn to make love we can fire the chauffeur"

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'I told you he was stupid'

**Maha** · 4th June 2009, 14:54

Years ago, I walked into a shop in Rotorua and asked the lady behind the counter '' Got something for my throat''? she said ''how bout a knife'....

Another time I asked for a packet of Winfield Blue...''Is that smoke here or take away''?....

**NDORFN** · 4th June 2009, 15:22

I was out riding with some mates and we stopped for a smoke and a chat. One said "Man, I had to promise my wife I'd mow the lawns this arvo, wash the car and paint the fence to get her permission to ride today". The other says "Mate, that's nothing. I had to promise to dig the vege-garden, pull the carpet up in the hallway, and clean the gutters!". "You guys got off easy!" says another "Wifey made me promise to re-do the entire fucking bathroom!". They all turned to me for my pathetic sob-story... "Well, when the alarm I set last night went off at 5am this morning, I rolled over, slapped her on the arse and said 'Sex or riding hunny?'".

P.S This never really happened to me.

**The Stranger:Me** · 4th June 2009, 15:33

Originally Posted by Stirts

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her arse and said, "You know if you firmed this up you could get rid of your girdle."

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the tit and said,"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

That Gordie can be soo fooken cruel at times eh.