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  1. 4th June 2009, 20:32 #1
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    Vampire bikers

    Hi I'm wanting to start up a club for vampire motorcycle riders. Only those who yearn for fresh warm human blood & the smell of a fully choked out engine on a winters morning need apply.

    Fangbangers stay away unless you want to be glamoured.

    To get into this club you have to supply me with a copy of the doubled up episodes of True Blood last nite on Prime. I managed to stay awake for the first half then had to go feed on some poor cage driver that wandered into the headlites of the bloodlusting KLR.
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    I honestly do not understand 'Vampire' people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Padmei View Post
    Hi I'm wanting to start up a club for vampire motorcycle riders. Only those who yearn for fresh warm human blood & the smell of a fully choked out engine on a winters morning need apply.

    Fangbangers stay away unless you want to be glamoured.

    To get into this club you have to supply me with a copy of the doubled up episodes of True Blood last nite on Prime. I managed to stay awake for the first half then had to go feed on some poor cage driver that wandered into the headlites of the bloodlusting KLR.
    If thats Ep 11 + 12 then i have them downloaded
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    Got the whole series on DVD. PM me your postal address
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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    What do you mean double episode??

    Anyway if you missed it, watch it here
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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    I honestly do not understand 'Vampire' people.
    Have you never wanted to go riding under the clear cool light of a full moon?
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    I honestly do not understand 'Vampire' people.
    They just want to suck on you.
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    Best Vampire movie of all time?
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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    Interview with the Vampire
    From Dusk til Dawn (not so much)
    The Lost Boys
    Bram Stoker's Dracula
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    Has to be The Lost Boys, or any Blade movie.
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    Either Underworld or the sequel.

    About the first vampire movies made since 1931 to actually raise an eyebrow in surprise at how well they were made. The camera work, casting, acting, costumes, props, sets, storyline and dialogue - everything was brilliant. Lighting was done particularly well.

    No arguments. Nothing else is even close, barring Bela Lugosi's performance in the original Dracula.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    They just want to suck on you.
    She's pretty hot, but tell her not use her teeth!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Have you never wanted to go riding under the clear cool light of a full moon?
    I have done, was quite an interesting experience. Didn't make my canines go sharp and pointy though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    From Dusk til Dawn
    Salma Hayek. Whoar.

    I was nearly cured of my pathological fear of snakes.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    mmmm, sexy creatures of the night
    It is what it is
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