Bash plate Hall of Shame

**junkmanjoe** · 8th June 2009, 20:00

Originally Posted by Grumpy

I know I wear road tyres, not knobblies and I know I don't have a bash plate but I still look bloody hilarious from underneath. If you look closely there is a little dirt around.

Sorry guys, hope you don't mind me jumping into your thread but us road guys tend to hide shots like these in shame. Maybe I should invest in an adventure bike.

You lot sure seem to have a blast.

we here with nobby tires, just love takeing the piss out off each others fuck ups, eather crashes spills or just aresing off....

now your pic is a wasting in motion, so please tell the tail behind this wipeout...

**marks** · 8th June 2009, 20:06

Originally Posted by NordieBoy

And the rear does a step to the left and the bike goes to the ri....hi...hi...hi...hi...ght......

It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.

Originally Posted by Grumpy

I know I wear road tyres, not knobblies and I know I don't have a bash plate but I still look bloody hilarious from underneath. If you look closely there is a little dirt around.

Sorry guys, hope you don't mind me jumping into your thread but us road guys tend to hide shots like these in shame. Maybe I should invest in an adventure bike.

You lot sure seem to have a blast.

that looked painful - was the bike still sliding when the photo was taken?

**junkmanjoe** · 8th June 2009, 20:10

Originally Posted by MyGSXF

Here's my contribution.... Balrog... Orongorongo Station @ Easter

every time balrog wips out, there is always a great grin on his chops...

**JATZ** · 8th June 2009, 20:17

Took a while to track this one down, but here you go.....sorry Padmei, someone had to post it.

The only one I can think of with the DR on it's side doesn't show the bash plate

**buggsubique** · 8th June 2009, 20:32

well you all saw it so here it is again courtesy of Bart and his blasted camera... yes she's heavy!

**junkmanjoe** · 8th June 2009, 20:34

arnt you ment to be on top off the bike when you ride it, why are you under it..... did you arse off...

**Grumpy** · 8th June 2009, 20:37

Originally Posted by junkmanjoe

now your pic is a wasting in motion, so please tell the tail behind this wipeout...

Not much to tell. Cold tyres ..... too much right hand ..... bit of slip then on the phone to get the missus to come and get me. Then after the

I got the

. All in all an interresting day.

**BMWST?** · 8th June 2009, 20:40

Originally Posted by Grumpy

Not much to tell. Cold tyres ..... too much right hand ..... bit of slip then on the phone to get the missus to come and get me. Then after the

I got the

. All in all an interresting day.

kudos to the photographer!

**Grumpy** · 8th June 2009, 20:41

Originally Posted by marks

It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.

that looked painful - was the bike still sliding when the photo was taken?

The only painful bit was adding up the cost. That tarseal sure rips the shit out of ya. Bike didn't slid too much from there but with all the oil it dumped on the road I was doing a fair bit of sliding around trying to pick it up.

**buggsubique** · 8th June 2009, 20:56

Originally Posted by junkmanjoe

arnt you ment to be on top off the bike when you ride it, why are you under it..... did you arse off...

yeah I was wheelying it off that bank in the background and after doing an SM style stoppie on the boulders...i lost my balance

.

**Woodman** · 8th June 2009, 21:20

great idea ww, funny as.

Hmmm need to get pics of other folks bashplates

Uploading of pics not going well

**junkmanjoe** · 8th June 2009, 21:26

thats a fukn good dent in the front there woodman.

so you just drop ya bike and take a pic off it.

now how about a pic of your shed aye mate...

**Woodman** · 8th June 2009, 21:32

Originally Posted by junkmanjoe

thats a fukn good dent in the front there woodman.

so you just drop ya bike and take a pic off it.

now how about a pic of your shed aye mate...

I gave you a picture of my shed, or do you want a pic of me dropping my bike in the shed??

SAFETY ALERT NUMBER ONE:
Never try to donut your bike around in the shed when you have:

A Just washed said bike
B Just siliconed said wet bike
C Have a painted floor
D Are wearing jandals.